I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen…
Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old…
Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about..
Jaromir Jagr is a Hockey Player, who I think has been playing in the NHL since the mid to late 80s, but don’t really know because I don’t like sports, I don’t watch sports, and despite being Canadian…I don’t watch Hockey…
I do follow sex scandals and famous people banging young dumb models like “Catherine” this 18 year old Czech girl, who will probably end up doing porn or a mail order bride, as many Czech girls before her have pulled off, thanks to Eastern European minimum wage, I guess..
Well it turns out that Catherine is a Puck Slut, and that the tender age of 18, fucked or threw herself and Jaromir Jagr…or shared a bed and didnt’ touch Jaromir Jagr…and someone tried selling it to the media for 2000 dollars…
To which Jaromir Jagr…didn’t care…and let them publish it…because really what 45 year old would care that the world knows they fucked an 18 year old…even when married you can say to your wife “But she’s 18″…and your wife will say “I feel you, where’s your wallet, I’m a gold digger, you fuck anything you want, just let me buy myself gifts all the time and continue this life, thanks daddy, I hope you had fun”…she’s 18!!! Celebrate that shit…
The best way to handle all scandal is own it…that’s it…
Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things….
Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea…
I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry….
I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know..
All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch…
I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality.
So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous…
Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies…
I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop…
Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll….
I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song…
Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin…
Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big…
Halston Sage is the future….
Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible…
Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO!
Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough…
Julianne Hough…fucks her brother…
Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face
Alana Marie is naked and hanging with the people at Treats!, who you may know as the magazine trying to take on Playboy, with parties and hot shoots of hot relatively no name women….or maybe as the magazine funded by the Twins who got “fucked” out of facebook because Zuckerberg stole their idea….or maybe as the people Ryan Seacrest hangs out with in efforts to recruit new girls to have sex with and flaunt his Ryan Seacrest / Dick Clark reincarnate money….or maybe as the people who cast the tits from the Blurred lines video…
Well, they are also the people who put out these pics of Alana Marie…who was probably lured in by the Malubu mansion and sugar baby dreams…and that works for me…as long as she’s getting naked….so much naked everywhere…
I don’t know if this is actually Paris Hilton, and really if it is Paris Hilton, I don’t know if it actually matters, mot because she ever matters, especially now that she’s pushing 40 and has fallen off into the shadows of Kim Kardashian, who played Paris’ tactics better than Paris did, all thanks to a whore mother and the support of an attention seeking, new-money family…. but because I don’t think these kinds of sexual half naked pics matter in the grand scheme of things, they are all over the internet. It’s like the girl from the coffee shop and the girl from down the street all have instagram and all do staged half naked shoots…even when they are fat…
Sure, in a lot of ways, Paris Hilton made the selfie and sex tape famous, mainstream, accessible, doable, something to aspire to…and we should thank her for that, but seeing her half naked in a bed..doesn’t really do much for anyone..
So this may be a half naked, ex pornstar, Paris Hilton….and based on her tranny size 15 feet…I am going to say it probably is…because it makes for a better post.
I can’t think of more horrible way to officially start the week, at least content wise, than to post on Kylie Jenner…the single most obsolete character in pop culture…
She is so far removed from the leader of the pack of rabid attention seeking dogs she calls “her family”…
I have a feeling that I’ve spent more time with Kim Kardashian than this one has, which is not very much time at all.
You see, Kim Kardashian was already living on her own when the sex tape happened, meaning family time was probably limited to once a week or every couple of weeks, or maybe a lunch, you know these rich people, are too into their own shit to bother…
Then the TV show happened, which meant filming for 4-5 weeks, but there are so many of them, they probably never really crossed paths, and if they did, the footage out there of Kylie and Kim together is probably the extent of time she’s spent with Kim..
Yet Kim destroyed this one’s existence, not for giving her a taste for black cock, all girls love black cock, but because Kylie is now forced to have an audience, live up to that audience, and do it as a hip hop video vixen, despite being a rich kid from Calabasas…further proving that hip hop is pop music, and she might as well be aspiring to be Bieber’s back-up dancer…not that it matters..
What matters is that this white girl turn orange, getting her hair pulled, is not a big deal, not just because her hair isn’t hers, but because the Kardashians as a whole…need more videos of them being exterminated….
It’s always the wrong people killed in natural disasters and terrorist attacks…and really mass murder..or plane crashes..
They are the worst…and I guess her hair being pulled is better than seeing her celebrated more than she’s already celebrated…but I prefer my hair pulling in hardcore 18 year old porn…you know as a cry to connect and matter in a family she’s the least important member of..
I am pretty happy to report that celebrity culture is almost dead. We are so close to the final curtain. Yes, content will still be produced. Yes, these idiots will still get overpaid. Yes, they will still have fans or creeps jerking off to them. But the general public won’t give a fuck….unless these idiots do something naked or sex…and even then…no one will really care. I’ve seen it happen, and despite having a celebrity site…I’m excited for it to be over over.
It’s all part of the dumbing down of America, or distracting us with our own bullshit…like fighting about gay marriage, or other viral news, and I would have arrested Ahmed too. I love talking to my social justice warrior friends about it. They get so mad when you say the thing looked like a bomb or that #arabs.
Every time I leave my house, I realize why my site is obsolete.
Everyday, regular girls at the Starbucks, or grocery store, or walking down the street are dressed hotter, look hotter and are hotter than any of these idiots who happen to be on TV shows no one watches, or in movies no one cares about, because the internet and porn are a bigger distraction…
None of this fucking matters….but at least you can listen to hear me complain about it..
