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2015

31

Dec

Ellie Gonsalves Naked for Treats! Of the Day

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Treats! Magazine is some Sugar Daddy run magazine and party planners in Los Angeles, who I guess get funded by rich guys to throw parties featuring some of the many gold digging hookers who move to LA thinking they deserve to get famous, getting addicted to the rich person life, only to basically end up a prostitue..

Ellie Gonsalves is one of the girls who hangs out with rich guys because they find her hot, and probably cart her around and humor her into thinking she is her own person, with her own career, so that when she spends their money, she feels less like a hooker.

I decided to google Elle Gonsalves, because I’m a journalist….but not really…and I found her own bio talking about how great she is and all her low level accomplishments..

Most interestingly she wrote:


Ellie has acquired an incredible following and loyal fan base through her social media channels. With a total reach of 4.7 million people, Ellie is able to stay in contact with her fans on a daily basis by engaging with people who enjoy being a part of her journey. With Ellie being so passionate about pursuing her own goals and empowering the people around her, it has been this interaction with the people following her journey that has been one of the driving forces behind the creation of her YouTube channel and many other projects she works on.

Which implies that she thinks her life, her work has inspired 4.5 million people to follow her on instagram and facebook…

When in reality, 75% of her audience is fake (she gets 8,000 likes per picture out of 1.5 million “fans”)…while

More importantly, which translates to “I post aggressive pictures of me being a slut and dudes everywhere around the world passively follow me because they like sluts. No, I’m not talented, No, I’m not accomplished, yes, I post half naked pics and dudes love that shit enough to follow”….

Now she’s in Treats!, naked for free, trying to next level herself…because dreams come true…

Let me leave you with some Ellie Gonsalves Bullshit words of wisdom, especially when you check out her social media and see how bootleg / low level she is:

There is something extremely beautiful about a woman who goes after what she wants with confidence and a vision to be a better version of herself than she was yesterday.”

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2015

31

Dec

Top 8 New Years Resolutions in Tumblr Pics by ThePornDude of the Day

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We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long….

With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post.

1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

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3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

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5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn

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7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less…

8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn ,

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2015

31

Dec

Tara Reid Weird Tit Implant and Her Chubby Sister Trending of the Day

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Tara Reid and her sister were trending on my facebook feed for the above picture….which means I am either profiled in a weird fucking way by facebook, or that Tara Reid and her sister Colleen Reid are big fucking news…which I would assume is impossible because Tara Reid as a general rule is virtually obsolete, and her sister who was never famous, but may have got into a lot of parties using her sister’s name, or as her mom body would suggest, a lot of all you can eat buffets, or the hired assistant eater when Tara was famous and traveling around and invited to dinners…someone had to eat the food..and I guess Colleen Reid was it…but luckily for Colleen, big is beautiful and probably why she got a man and family…while her sister Tara Reid is an absolute fucking skeletal mess…

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Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2015

31

Dec

Woman Attacks Man With Frozen Chicken and Other Videos of the Day

Girl and her Penis Cake

Teens With Weapons on the Attack

Escaping Death…

Police in Spain Throw Woman in Wheelchair

Beer Fetching Drone!

Rescue Fal on CNN

100 Dead Pigs….

Worm in the Eye

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2015

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is talking about 2015, it’s 2016 in parts of the world…or at least in the next hour, I am a firm believer that nothing changes…because here I am doing my links…11 years after I started this horrible curse of a website no one cares about..

I think that your New Years Resolution should be to watch less porn, to use your imagination more, and to find romance in your life…because there is no life without love…and love can’t be found in trashy porn….but it can be found on dating sites…you’d be amazed how broken porn has made some of these girls…get on it…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…and remember – everything will be just as fucked tomorrow…

Girls Laying in Bed….Like Little Temptress Sluts…
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Giant Squid in Japan
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Some Throwback Hilary Duff Bikini Pics
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Chloe Grace in a Leotard
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Pornhub Comments on Stock Photos!
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Budget Remake of Star Wars
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GQ is so Fucking Gay
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Hayden Christensen Hates Star Wars as Much as I Do
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So Many Redhead Sluts…Eager to Show You Their Fire Pussy Hair….
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Raccoon Steals a Donut
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2015

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s New Year’s Eve Eve…and I figure the best thing to ask yourself is what are your sexual or sex in the New Years resolutions, but the realize you just want to have real sex, or even a girl to talk to you in the New Year and you’ll be ready to die…

So maybe you should ask the girls you meet, who will likely be wasted, what do you want to achieve sexually in 2016, it may open up some doors and help you be the one fucking rather than listing to other people or hearing other people fucking in the new year…

Sort it the fuck out….

Here are some stepLINKS…stepLINKS…for pre New Years Eve..


Fit Big Titty Hot Bitches Sluts Whores in Bikinis to Cum To Sluts
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Carrie Fisher is Tired of the Cyberbullys
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Bill Cosby Walk of Shame – One his Way to Get Booked…
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The Bill Cosby Mug Shot
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Brit Gastineau is a Useless Fame Whore with Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
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Lauren Cohan in a Bikini
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Sturdy at Barneys
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Space Debris
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More Rita Ora and Daisy Lowe in Bikini
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Some Random Chick in a Bikini
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Hayden Christensen Says Star Wars Ruined Him
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Some Chick Named Daisy Lowe in a Bikini
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The Best Boobs of 2015
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How Much Does it Cost to Save Matt Damon
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Fame Whore Micaela Shafer…..fame Whoring…
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Brit Gastineau Nip Slip
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Jade Thirlwell in a See Through Dress
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Maitland Ward is an Interesting Kind of Fame WHore
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Alexandra Daddario’s Topless Trolling…
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April Love Geary in a Bikini
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Terrible Khloe Kardashian Nudes
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Gwen Stefanisis Pregnant from Good Country Sperm
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Bai Ling is Awesome
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Fat hot Round Fit Asses To Fucking Cum To
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Champagne Masturbation for New Years Eve
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Calculate is the New Selfie
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Weird Naked Performance Art
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White Dudes Love Watermelons
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Champagne Enema for New Years Eve
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Big Titty Jingle Bells..
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Big Boob Teen Plays With Herself
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

30

Dec

Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day

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Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of…

She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot…

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2015

30

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Purchased Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner at 18 is already so fucking broken, damaged, disgusting looking, fabricated by the family hired scientist, because I guess that’s how they make money, and despite already having so much money, they are addicted to making more…and now…throw the rest of the family into the mix, except the fat one with Diabetes, no not the monster one, the guy, who they realized wasn’t as marketable as the rest of them becuase he didn’t have natural tits, just fat tits…no not Caitlyn the dad who became the mom…the brother no one bothers with…because he was smart enough to remove himself from the situation his psycho mom created…

But this 18 year old, she’s right up in the mix, she’s the final of her creatures, and so it is only natural to make her a creature, that looks like she’s had meat stapled to her fucking head…and face…and now ass…it’s what the people want…

If she’s already this broken and beat up looking at 18…I assume 30 will be pretty rough…assuming she lives that long, seeing as drug addiction and overdose from being a punchline to a terrible yet lucrative joke…will lead to…

The fucking worst and here she is photoshopped to shit for February 2016’s Elle UK…she’s not even hot, why do people, or the media keep talking about these garbage people…fuck…

Here’s the video – I didn’t watch…because I can assure you that nothing an uneducated, vapid little cunt has to say is a waste of all of your fucking time…seriously..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

30

Dec

Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

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I posted and linked to some of these bikini pics yesterday, because Rita Ora, despite being a useless celebrity who has barely done anything remarkable, does have remarkable tits, and apparently has a good agent, publicist and label who get her to the right events, making us think she matters…and I guess with a great set of tits..comes come…or something..

Well, in her titty news, she’s with Daddy Issue Daisy Lowe in Miami, and I want better pics of her pussy / dick slip….or maybe it’s just herpes burn…or shark prevention due to her being mid miscarriage…who knows…but I’m curious to know what is going on in these pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

30

Dec

Hilary Duff for Some Old Lady Housewife Magazine of the Day

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Attention walmart shoppers…Hilary Duff is s boring, thick, 30 something year old mom…who probably has weird sexual fetishes that she would shock the people who grew up watching her, like Taylor Swift, you know into Double Penetration or gangbangs from her years in the lockeroom as a soccer wife, or maybe she’s just into suffocating other girls with her pussy…it’s a power play….but I know in the depth of my soul, that there’s more to this young mom, homemaker, billionaire…than just a wholesome sweater vest or whatever the fuck she’s wearing in what looks like this church going, bible thumping, parent teacher association magazine spread…that I guess her and her team probably think is more marketable than a sex tape featuring her fetishes…because like most people, keep the fetishes secret until you match them on tinder…and the public image respectable…until you match them on tinder…

BOOO to that…

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