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2015

Nov

Amber Rose VS Stretching Out Fabric of the Day

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We can all agree that Amber Rose is a sex worker who lured in dumb rappers who like sex workers because all rappers love sex worker…and lure in men to hire sex workers is what sex workers do…

But I guess they didn’t realize that some sex workers see opportunity, and it becomes more than just a financial arrangement….it becomes a marriage, because they can’t not maximize the situation presented to them….and when it all fails, they can go back to being a sex worker, this time more famous, so higher for hire rates can be charged…and if you dressed slutty enough the papaarazzi will pay attention..

Either way, here she is fighting with the strength of fabric..

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2015

Nov

Selena Gomez in a Cut Out Dress of the Day

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Every time I see Selena Gomez’s Chemotherapy surviving, Lupus bloated face, I think of her little fake tits she got to balance out the rest of her, because girls love having tits, and sometimes, that means buying them…

I also think about..this WOMAN WHO HOUSED DISABLED PEOPLE LIKE ZOO ANIMALS ….because she’s got a bit of a retard face…but I’m not hating…

I know retards who sneak out of their homes and disappear for days at a time only to comeback pregnant…unclear on who knocked them up. This one retard I know had it happen to her 5 times…because retards are fucking horny…

Not that Selena Gomez is a retard, she’s just a bratty, spoiled, self involved, well-trained, thanks to parents who said “fuck education, make our monkey dance, then sell her to Disney”….

But she is in a cut-out dress…showing body parts…for those of you who like glimpses of body parts…

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2015

Nov

Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day

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THis video is amazing to me. Mainly because one of my favorite things in the world is crazy Christians. The kind who protest Adult stores. They kinds who think everything is the fucking devil and that society is doomed. The ones who are so deranged in their Christianity that they will do Non-Christian things to fight for Christianity…because they are so fucking misguided…

Like this woman, who found rockstar Dad, who is some kind of Evangelical minister, which means he scams people out of money for fake healing because he understands how to manipulate desperate people, a lesson he taught his daughter Katy Perry, who is clearly the devil, as this woman who found his ministry points out…

I like that she’s filmed the whole thing and uploaded it…maybe it’s a practical joke…or maybe…this is what she believes Jesus wants her to do..And I guess what it comes down to is how hilarious rock and roll minister’s neckpiece is…and I guess her passion and anger…I love “She is a Satanic Woman Who has Led Millions to Hell”…

Sometimes, I forget people like this exist…in this porned up world…with internet access…I am amazed they still exist….I love….the “Your daughter is wicked”…As his daughter makes 120 million a year…more than he ever expected to make scamming people with his ministry…I am amazed people still believe in god…instead of just living a fun life…

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2015

Nov

Lauren Layne for Urban Outfitters Lingerie of the Day

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I though the people who shopped at Urban Outfitters would be more into buying used dresses at the thrift store and sewing them into panty-like things..you know to really convince themselves that they are hip as fuck and not into the commercialization in this capitalist world…

Or, they’d shop at Victoria’s Secret, the middle of the road mall brand underwear shop, because they just like Urban Outfitters because it makes them look “Coachella”…and that’s so in right now..

Or…they wear Calvin Klein underwear with waistbands like men’s underwear…because it’s a throwback to the 90s…crop top era we’ve already seen, and/or genderbending..

Either way…this lingerie looks like it smells like Body Odor, Vegan cooking, and menstrual cups….

The only thing good about it is potential bush…and I love bush.

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2015

Nov

J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day

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J.Lo has finally tapped into her Peurto Rican roots..by beating the fuck out of another girl in what looks like a ghetto brawl, up on some West Side Story shit, much like when the girl gangs of the past found out that another girl fucked their man, only to get beat the fuck down..

Which is nice to see, even if I prefer seeing J.Lo being the one getting beat the fuck up, because I think she hasn’t exploited her Peurto Rican roots enough to have this massive fucking career…all while being unable to formulate a sentence on Spanish..because that’s just how Latina she is…

What I am saying at, is that all these years of her Spanish New York accent…pushing the Spanish booty…without knowing about the culture, and without actually taking time to learn the language to support her bullshit story….you know to make it more believeable..

What an idiot..but she’s in a bra…punching….and you like that…

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2015

Nov

Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal…

I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them..

That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride…

So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt..

Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool….

So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in….

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2015

Nov

I Want to Have Sex with Every Angry Femen Lesbians and Other Videos of the Day

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Camel Stuck in a Car

Guy at Walmart Fights with a Woman

Parents of the Day

Woman Feeds the Fish

Bus Driver of the Day

Bride and Groom in China have Sex in Front of Guests as Part of some Pervert Tradition

Baby Kangaroo Just Wants to Cuddle

Just a Guy with a Machete Shot by Police

Woman Taking a Shit on the Street

Apple Kicks Black Kids Out of their Store

Old Man VS Train

Sex at the Office

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2015

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a rumor around that a hollywood A-Lister is HIV positive and that he hasn’t been telling his partners…

People are guessing Charlie Sheen, which is the obvious choice, but I’d assume that would shut down the porn industry…and it’d be far more fun if it was someone less likeable….or gay.

The reality is that HIV isn’t a death sentence, or as big of a deal as it was in the past…but it’d still be great if he used his HIV as a weapon and took out some of the whores, we know are whores, who sleep with A Listers without a condom to have babies and get jobs, but instead get another “surprise”…

Not that I wish HIV on anyone, because it isn’t a death sentence, I just like the Black Plague Dot on the head of girls who pretend they are anything but slutty…

Ether way, it could just be a rumor, and really, who cares about Hollywood, let’s focus on me…and my HIV that I’ll never know I have because I don’t get tested and it would make fucking 20 year olds unprotected…more guilt ridden rather than leaving it the great unknown..

To my 20 year olds I have unprotected sex with…don’t read into this too much…but feel free to leave a comment.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Gwen Stefani’s Nanny Was Single White Femaling Her
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Girl Builds Alarm Clock That Slaps Her In the Face
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Pia Mia in a Bikini
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Kate England in a Bikini
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Rogue Potato Grower of Australia Has Great Eyebrows
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The Girl Who Dedicates Her Life to Rescuing Kittens
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JetPack Aviation – Test Footage…
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Kylie Jenner Ass
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J.Lo in a Bra
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The Tits Who Went to the VS Fashion Show
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Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Model
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How Hard Did Rockstars Party?
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Sheep Who THink They’re Dogs
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2015

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Crotch Shots are the New Butt Shots…So ladies jack your panties into your pussy…so this stepdaddy can see your pussy definition without seeing the actual meat that makes up your pussy…because sometimes that meat in pictures can throw a motherfucker off with it’s level of graphic…while pussy definition offers mystery and suspense and wonderment of how much meat is in those pantie…

I repeat, Crotch shots are the new butt shots…start posting crotch shots…I guess this is nothing new…I just repeat myself..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Crazy Fucking Asses Because Asses are Crazy
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Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again
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Kylie Jenner Thong in See Through Pants
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A Bunch of VS Show Pics
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A Bunch More VS Show Pics…
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Today in Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts…
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Wheel of Fortune Contestant of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Slutty Secretary Smoking Weed…
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Gavin Rossdale was Banging the Nanny.
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Daisy Ridley in Elle Magazine
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Navy Veteran Swimming the Entire Mississippi River…
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32 Child Actors Who Died Young
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Kate Winslet Thinks Talking About Gender Wage Gap is Trashy – She’s Talking to Jennifer Lawrence
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Urine Therapy is Vile
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A Compilation of Chicks
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Kendall Jenner Panies…
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Hannah Ferguson in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn at an Event
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People Who Hate Their Own Inventions
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Kendall Jenner Banned Her Sisters from the VS SHow as Part of VS Contract to Get As Much Buzz as they Could about Kendall Being in the Show…
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10 Pranks to Try While High…
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Candice Swanepoel Leaving a Party…
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17 Spontaneous Choreographed Dances in Film
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Whores in Bathing Suits on the Beach
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28 Celebrities with Fake Teeth
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Plane Rips Donuts
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Amber Rose is Crying for Attention at Miami Strip Club
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Great White Shark Cage
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Gisele Almost Dumped Tom Brady When THey First Started Dating and She Found Out His Ex was Knocked Up…
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Girls Smoking Blunts
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Greek Porn Slut
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Martha Hunt Nipple
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The Russian Donald Trump
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Naked Hulla Hooping
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Drinking Squirt Juices
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Fun Things in Asshole
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day

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Apparently, this is a video of Jennifer Lawrence being clumsy, because she falls anytime she can at events…because she’s either hiding a chronic disease, like MS, or maybe she’s just an awkward and clumsy bitch, when not in the various characters that have got her nominated and winning Academy awards her entire career…when she’s not complaining about being underpaid, despite being overpaid..she plays make-belief, but don’t tell these vapid retards that…they are so into themselves that they actually think they are doing somehting important, with movies like Hunger Games – even though people could just read the book…

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that we can all agree her best character she has played was slutty sexter, with a possible facial pic…because those pics that were leaked of her, made all her annoying, awkward, lesbionic, jokester weirdo ways…totally acceptable..because bare tits….make me like people…

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