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2015

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s veteran’s day where we pay tribute to people have sacrificed their lives to fight fights, motivated by patriotism and expensive education…maybe even manipulated by the government and their childish/personal/ world power agenda….but they still sacrificed their lives for you. So pay tribute.

It’s not veteran pervert blogger day, that day doesn’t exist, even though it is every day for me…no guns will get shot off, at least not the traditional kind, unless it’s an upset boyfriend….no parades will happen…I probably won’t be getting any masturbation videos to say “thanks for your sacrifices”….because girls seem to have stopped sending those…because I’m a veteran…what I get now is asking for sex advice or how to seduce other guys who aren’t me…like an old timer.

Yes, I made veterans day about me…I write a fucking blog..there’s very little less self involved than that…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Titty Battle at Some Event
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Shia LeBeef is a Joker
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Wheel of Fortune Contestant of the Day
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American’s for Veterans Day
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Reese Witherspoon’s a Wrinkly Bitch
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Sarah Jean Underwood Fake Side Tit
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National Beard and Moustache Convention
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NBC Execs are Not Happy about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Homosexual Relationship
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Bitter Wife Pick-Up Truck of the Day
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Some Silly Grim Reaper Prank
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Some Chick Named Kate England
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Bitches in Beanies
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2015

11

Nov

Victoria’s Secret snapchatted the Fashion Show to Reach the Youth and it Sucked of the Day

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Here are the screenshots in took of the Victoria’s Secret infomercial taping – that seems terribly boring and exactly the same as every year – because why change a great marketing event going into Holiday. Their busiest time of year.

They can throw in Kendall and Gigi Hadid to get the social media coverage – since those girls have fans…and idiots will watch the nonsense and buy their products but in an era of porn and Instagram photoshoots with actual hot girls…why bother with this…

That said…here are the ghetto fucking screenshots….yes…I did them myself…and spent all of 2 minutes on uploading…you know nothing but top quality here…

Posted in:Events|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Red cups remind of Jesus blood….which reminds me of myself…because I am an egotistical narcissitic instagram whore…

And sometimes I revisit the first post I ever wrote on the site – on November 23, 2004 (almost anniversary)….to see if I achieved my mission statement….and stuck to the original plan….
“Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:

I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.

I will show you things that you will like…

I will help you become a better person…

We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.

It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather.

Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.

I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.

Cuddles.”

Original Post HERE

PS – I love quoting myself…

HEre are links…

Pornstars from the 80s VS Now..
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Clip in Hair Bun…
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Korean Singing Adele…
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Fan Girls of the Day
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Bai Ling Sideboob…
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Khlozilla’s Face is Busted…
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Jessica Cribbon in a Bikini
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Weed Smoking Secretary in Lingerie – Naughty
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50 Cent has a Bullet in His Tongue That’s Great for Eating Ass
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Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence Fat Legs
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The Kardashian’s Have a New Slutty Friend – Who is a Big Girl in a Sheer Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Too Many Clothes of the Day
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Slut of the Day….
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Whores in Bikinis
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Daredevil Climbs the Eifel Tower
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Busty Girls Not Wearing BRas
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Bai Ling Side Boob
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Lucy Collett Naked in Zoo Magazine
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Cage Diving with Great White Shark
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Urine Therapy
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Isla Fisher Ass in Leggings
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Selena Gomez Cum Repellant Dress
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Posh Spice in a Red Dress
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Farrah Abraham Wants to Adopt…
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie…
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Some Topless Whore at the Beach
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Truck Driver of the Day
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Great White Shark Cage
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Funeral Ho
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Model in Shorts
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Femen Wins in Court
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Ireland Baldwin Beast Mode
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Gemma Arterton Has Breasts…Like Most Non Cancer Victims over the age of 10
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Making Wheelchairs Obsolete
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Mid Air Seizure
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring…
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Shia LaBeouf is an Artist…
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Girls in Flannel
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Huge Tits
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Lucy Gets Her Tits Out….
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Titties of the Day
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Some Bitch Named Elvira
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Masturbate on a Bench of the Day
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When Assholes Talk
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Huge Tits…in a Weird Dress
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

10

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day

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Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples…

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Posted in:Liv Tyler|SFW

2015

10

Nov

ELsa Hosk’s Nipple of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being cast for Victoria’s Secret when the company was going through a rebrand last year, after everything went stale..and they realized they needed new blood – featuring instagram models who work for far less than traditional models…because they were getting naked for likes before a big brand got behind them…

Well, now she’s walking around with a sheer top – and in case you were wondering…still has her nipples…

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2015

10

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Fake Tits in a Bikini Cuz She’s a Fame Whore of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some girl who was exploited by her parents at a young age in US Guam…before coming to mainland to make her way as a social media whore…I figure as an asian, it was send her to mainland china to work the factory, to GUAM airforce base to work the stripclub for the troops, or do the hollywood thing…

Well, now she’s got fake tits..or at least it seems like fake tits on her little body…because it allows her parents to maximize their earnings with her and her youtube channel…as they push her into the hip hop singing nonsense she’s doing…

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2015

10

Nov

Emma Watson Vogue Italy November for the Harry Potter Fans of the Day

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My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love…

Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it…

Nerds into Wizards freak me out…

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2015

10

Nov

Elsa Pataky in her Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This is all so stupid..but here’s some Elsa Pataky doing some bikini shoot…for some random bullshit..

She’s 39 and was in Fast and the Furious…so that means a bunch of the lamest motherfuckers in the world, who sit through movies like Fast and the Furious, like you…love her..

She’s too old for me, even if she’s fit…she died at 25…and she can keep trying, and she does keep trying…it gets her in movies…and movies make her money..so who gives a fuck about what I have to say about another girl getting in a bra to appease the male audience..by objectifying herself to get ahead because she feels it is the only way in the Patriarchal world we live in…where I am king and you are my minions…

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2015

10

Nov

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day

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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead…

So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money

So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to…

It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay..

I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day…

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2015

10

Nov

Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun..

But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face….

Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into…

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