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2015

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

We live in a world where people freak out over nothing….whether it is a satirical clickbait article about tranquilizer guns to sedate children being approved by the FDA….or stories of a mother spending money raised for her 9 year old son’s funeral on buying a car…because why the fuck not make money off tragedy when you’re ghetto…or the stupidest social warrior program because an asshole thinks Starbucks removing a snowflake and reindeer design for their cups is an attack on Christmas in this inclusive PC world…even though Starbucks still sells Christmas cards and decorations because it makes them a lot of money…and all these idiots have taken on Starbucks…again….for removing a snowflake design….just imagine what we could do as a people if all that energy on nonsense, whether it was jerking off or fighting Starbucks because we don’t like change or attacks on Christianity…even though you all live unchristian lives proven in that your religion is defined by an evil corporate brands cups…I mean the dude was on CNN talking about this…like it’s fucking news…or an advertorial for Starbucks….but imagine that was all allocated to making the world a better place, where we are sustainable and don’t need big business or jobs so that we can sit on the internet all day…sexting…

Here are some morning links..

Penelope Cruz’s Sister’s Round-Up
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Instagram Model and Hooker Who Tried to Get into the Kardashians via one of their Relatives, is showing off her Instagram model tits for a Campaign
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Skier Survives Fall
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Jem and the Holigrams Pulled from THeaters for Sucking
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Jennifer Garner…Cameltoe
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Who the Fuck is this Hooker
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Arianna Grande Behind the Scenes
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The Dude of the Day
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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A Dropped Batch of Sex Toys
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2015

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you had to run over a kid, you know one of those hypothetical “what ifs”…..and the fate of the world relied on you killing one kid…

What Ethnicity would it be?

I know what this Jesus Freak would answer…

How about Jennifer Lawrence Tonguing Natalie Dormer Cuz She’s Gay..

Fine…Here are some stepLINKS

So Many Thigh Gaps
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Vivica A Fox Had Anal Sex with 50 Cent
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Arianna Grande Behind the Scenes
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Miley Cyrus – Piano Licker
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Down With Jessica Simpson Tit
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Blonde Bitches SMoking Weed
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Some Glee Bitch Big Glee Tits
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Slut of the Day…
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Dude Trolls Friend with a Magnifying
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Kaley Cuoco in Shorts with Thick Leg
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Dude Taking a Shit in a Painting
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DJ Tanner VS Starbucks
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Melissa Benoist on Supergirl Set
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Alessandro Ambrosio’s got Sports Bras
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Huge Tits
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8.1 Magnitude Earthquake…
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Random Slut in a Bikini
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Kim Garner is So Hot in a Bikini
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Alexa Vega Cameltoe
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Salma Hayek Boobs Even Though She’s Old…Cuz Boobs Outweigh Mexicunt
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Girls in Bikinis
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Pizza Rat Prank
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Jessica Szohr See Through to Bra
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie…Because That’s Her Job
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Funeral Hoes
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Ellie Goulding I don’t care
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Cat Gets Down to Hotline Bling
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Things No Self Respecting Girl Should do in Bed…Right?
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Rachel Harris is an Attention Seeking Whore. I know someone who went to school with this cunt and they told me that she’s the worst
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Kylie Jenner Thong…
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend….
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Some New College Club Anthem by Juicy J
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Reese Witherspoon Strapless
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These 25 Fake Tan Disaster…
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Tits at an Event
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Woody Harrelson in Pajama Pants of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood is FUn
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Some Whore Named Ashley James in a See Through Dress
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Jessica Cribbon Whore in See Through Top
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Girls in Bubble Baths
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Some Bitch in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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Tessa Fowler Has Huge Tits
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Why Did the Sheep Cross the Road
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Perky Tits.,,
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Young MILF Rubs Clit….
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Woman Uses a Wine Bottle
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Random Slutty Pics
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

09

Nov

Miley Naked at the VMAs of the Day

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I can’t get enough Miley Cyrus….mainly because she gets naked…and has a little hipster bush..and that’s all I really require in my life to survive..

Sure, her music sucks, her branding is annoying TUMBLR fake, her voice is terrifying..but I never turn down an inbred chick, rich or not, who get naked…as long as they get naked…because naked…is so contemporary…so now…so new…even though I’ve always known bitches who get naked…and i’ve always liked girls who get naked..

Licking the Pinannnnny

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2015

09

Nov

Chloe Bennet Wants You To Know Who She Is on All Fours of the Day

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Chloe Bennet wants you to know who she is…so she had her boyfriend upload a picture of her on all fours…before she pretended to be mad at him and made him take it down…in a stop showing me off kind of way..

Considering that I don’t know who the fuck Chloe Bennet is, and I do this shit all day, and I’ve just googled her to see who she is…I guess it’s working…

She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…

There is an audience…virgin losers who need this shit…to have purpose…and connect with something…nerds with social issues…LOVE THESE shows…and the babes they cast on them…

What’s interesting in all this is that her name is actually Chloe Wang..

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2015

09

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Nude in Bed Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne who just turned 18, despite looking like she’s 40…something I like to attribute to her being 40…

I just assume she’s from some River Phoenix type weird cult hippie family, with a dozen kids, all of whom were thrown into acting in Hollywood…to finance the hippie family life…the other two made valiant efforts Dani and Kali, but the prized hen was this one….

Who has now gone to snapchat to show you a topless pic that isn’t topless enough, but it’s a start because she’s just turned “18”….has still be whoring forever thanks to parents with a dream of a good life…so she knows to ease into the nipple pics to maximize excitement, anticipation from her fans….that I call creepy dads forced to watch Nickelodeon…by their kids..

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2015

09

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash Beast Mode of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a bit of a beast but at least she flashes her ass on instagram…not that I would know, she has blocked me on everything…what a little unappreciative jerk…or as her dad best described her…”A Rude Thoughtless Pig”..words that have put her into the broken girl status, much like refugee status, that has led to her being in rehab at least once…after being ready to marry to some surf dude, before going hardcore goth lesbian…with some molested black girl…

Weird…but now, she’s gone to showing her big thong ass on the internet…which is a natural step, when struggling with feeling inadequate as your cousin Hailey gets the life that you think you deserve because you’re the rich one…with more famous parents..who is actually model height..

Good ass though..

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2015

09

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s See Through to Tit Shirt of the Day

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Apparently, you can see nipple in sweater thanks to flash bulbs and cheap Jessica Simpson fabrics used in her quick to market, K-Mart brand of clothing….that just can’t handle being stretched out over her notoriously huge tits, huge tits, that haven’t turned into pecs despite all the fitness she’s committed herself to, in order to fulfill her Weight Watchers contract and really to fulfill her obligations as a pop star, who may not do music anymore, but instead makes babies while her dad fucks boys, her sister makes half black babies, and her husband cashes in on being the dude who fucks the dumb blonde chick everyone wanted to fuck 15 years ago….

I guess what I’m saying, is that I think these pics are substantial, well deserved, a little late to the game with the nipples, but glad she tries, despite her billions of dollars..

I guess what I’m saying is that I love when married moms use their tits as the last thing they have going for them in terms of sex appeal to get attention..

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Here is a beautifully shot video of her from the night..

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2015

09

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas…

Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, wound need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you…

As a self hating Mexican Canadian, when I see girls like this, who are Mexican…it gives me hope of our impending takover funded by billions of dollars in drug money just as soon as our army has infiltrated your borders..

Either Eiza Gonzalez … she’s really something….and can be found on TV because when you’re hot, rich and have something marketable, like that you’re Mexican…you can Eva Longoria yourself just fine….Hollywood is easy to crack.

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2015

09

Nov

Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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You know, the caption “THICK LEG IN FUCK ME BOOTS”…is a hot fucking visual, gives a hot fucking concept, even for someone who likes skinny girls, because a thick leg is so sturdy sounding and fuck me boots are so hot, because fucking a skinny bitch is ok, but requires work, but a thick leg to me means a strong leg, and capable of riding my lazy big belly for hours…thick leg is also good to wrap around my neck…

But Demi Lovato…ruins it…when it’s her thick leg in fuck me boots…makes the whole thing substantially too real…

I just find her totally unattractive, even disgusting to look at. I also think her whole “embrace your body”…marketing campaign is manipulative, but I guess as a Disney Kid, manipulative marketing is all she’s been trained in…

Here she is performing…

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2015

09

Nov

Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking….

I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program…

In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel…

Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work…

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This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid…

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