I have a leotard fetish…and I guess so does a handful of people jerking off to gymnasts, but that could be more because gymnasts are these very athletic, sturdy little flexible thing that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty due to gymnast stage parents who get their kids on hormone therapy at a young age to keep them small so that one day they can be like our Hero McKayla Maroney….
I guess McKayla Maroney realizes that along with her flexibility, weird athelete turned social media porn, they like seeing her fit young body in a leotard….because one piece of fabric touching pussy, asshole and nipples, all at the same time is glorious, especially when you slide it over to the side and get to work…
I am a victim of the Leootard love…I’ve made girls wear leotards for me, not in a rapey way, but in a “walk around my lifd in these leotards I bought for you to wear while I jerk off, yes that’s a deadbolt lock” kind of way…
I’ve also eating pussy in leotards…and I have a feeling McKayla Maroney knows that…she’s been aware of her sex appeal since she’s been 16 and has milked it hard…and this is just the continuation of that…so keep up that good work America’s favorite Olympian…
Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place…
She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics..
The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly…
So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up..
But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine…
This is what happens when a woman thinks she’s doing her slutting for the money and the fame she’s seeking with her slutting is strictly for money…only to end up with a successful producer who knocked her up, married her, and gave her writing credits on hit songs, making her a ton of fucking money…only to get divorced, get back in the parties she missed out on having kids, and realizing that money or not, she’s still got fame and talent in her soul…that the world needs to be exposed to…
I guess she doesn’t realize her Dip It Low video was only exciting because she was rolling around half naked in an era when people didn’t have access to porn and jerked off to music videos….
In her mind, she paved the way for Rihanna….and based on these pics and shoots she’s been involved in, it’s safe to say that she’s going at this one more time, to prove to herself she’s got it, and that we can all hope backfires terribly, because she can afford to fail and we like when desperate people looking for validation fail, especially when their one trick is being a trick…10 years too late…
I’ve made fun of Nicole Trunfio for a long time, despite having great tits, because she was the Emrata before Emrata existed….just tits everywhere, hanging with more famous models, at all the right events, and all it really got her was a hosting job on Australian TV, where she’s from…it’s like her whole American tour to get famous, really only got her work back home when she got back home…I mean that and a pregnancy with some black musician…a baby she’s had already….but still looks like this…with great tits…because she’s just that amazing…and I’m not just saying that because she never quite made it and I like when girls don’t quite make it…when they want nothing more than to make it…even if they get a rich husband out of it…they still feel incomplete in their souls…and that makes me happy…or maybe I just like that she’s still showing her tits.
This Model is Named… Guinevere Van Seenus , who I assumed was just some Immigrant named bitch trying to get aheard with her nipples..
I guess I do not very good memory, or maybe she’s not memorable…because all these tricks blend into each other…and I can’t bother keeping track of each one of them…I am the opposite of a fan boy…I am a guy who sees tits and forgets while looking for more tits…
I just assumed she was using her immigrant name and willingness to get naked in shoots for marketing…because she was born in Boston…and her obscure name tells a very different story…
It turns out she’s 40 years old…has peaked…so these tits are more a “I don’t give a fuck it’s over”…and not a “I hope they like me for my tits and cast me in important things”….two very different things one that starts a career and the other that closes it out…while post have the same effect…I just wish the nudes were more aggressive…these are safe…boring..but still tits.. #stilltits.
I’ve been making fun of Nina Agdal since her hard jaw and big forward hit the modeling scene. I am aware that she has a great ass in pictures, but that retard waterhead, straight from the Downs Syndrome ward, without the charm most kids with Downs Syndrome have, because she’s got a shitty attitude, acts like a fucking diva, thinks she’s a huge deal as she walks around Miami, when she’s probably made 100,000 dollars in her entire career as a model…she’s a virtual nobody…but I guess she doesn’t realize that as people celebrate her..
Vogue is premium……crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..because they are lazy and think staying relevant is featuring garbage…even in their premium issues…
I figure Vogue Mexico, despite being a huge market, is more obscure and they don’t really care what they throw in it…because that would be the only explanation of this nonsense…that isn’t even hot..but that I am sure Nina will use for the rest of her life in conversation…when seducing John’s she meets on sugar daddy sites when she’s in her 40s…”i was once in Vogue”….”it was a magazine that went to shit because they tried to hard to be relevant by featuring people like me because we have instagram fans…that blowjob will be 1000 dollars…thanks”….
Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan..
Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE
…so I am a fan…
Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes…
If you’re a Russian Hooker…a really fucking hot Russian Hooker…and you can’t afford make-up because you only make 30 dollars a week in your communist destroyed home….
Find an agency that will find you an A List European athlete, who is covering up his homosexuality with you, and in exchange gets you into Sports Illustrated….because you’re hot and it keeps your fucking extorting mouth shut…
Continue Sports Illustrated until your contract with the Athlete is up, and turn that to vagina over to an A List Actor…like Brad Cooper…
It’ll pay off – people will take you seriously…you will be legitimized…you will not be seen as a hooker opportunist….but you will instead book spokesperson for a massive cosmetic line…like you matter…because you do matter…you worked hard for this…navigating the world like the clever spy you are……take it in…and then fulfill your commitments…before getting pregnant to full circle this wallet fuck….close out this hooker life…get paid…
Life Lesson…be hot, get press and things will happen for you.
I am amazed people refer to Kendal Jenner ar as a model or a supermodel…are they really that lazy?
There is nothing fashion model about this character from one of the trashiest shows on TV, other than the fact that her family can afford to buy her designer clothes, not that they have to buy designer clothes, designers who make clothes just send them free shit….
So the extent of her modeling is being a trash can of a human, from a trash can of a family, on a trash can of a show…but with a big social media following…that I guess converts for brands…because the general public are morons and buy what she tells them…or something I’ll never understand…
So with conversions, comes campaigns, because brands don’t give a fuck about concept or who they cast in their lazy at best concepts…they just care about conversions…and like her dad…who converted his gender…this bitch converts…
But I will never call a social media personality from a garbage trash TV show..a supermodel…because marketing departments are lazy and say “people seem to like her, use her, the campaign will get noticed”..
It reminds us that all this is an absolute joke…. the fashion industry, the celebrity world, and social media…jokes…
It’s like mindless idiots don’t take a second to think “she’s not very hot, she’s not really a model, she is on a garbage show and represents all wrong in the world, giving her this work is just feeding into this bullshit and perpetuating it, which is easier than being innovative or taking risks”…and the whole thing…is vile…it’s just suck up bitches sucking up to bitches…
She is not cute, she’s not important, interesting, a leader, an innovator, she’s just a lie, a pile of bullshit lie….she is a Kardashian…and she’s playing a model for fun, like everyday is Halloween, because she can…we allow it, the brands allow it…stop celebrating shit..
The best Kendall Quote is from her app – talking about her “insecurities”…made me laugh:
I had such bad acne when I was younger. It completely ruined my self-esteem. I wouldn’t even look at people when I talked to them. I felt like such an outcast; when I spoke, it was with my hand covering my face.” She then goes on to discuss the way in which she found an acne solution through both [INSERT PRODUCT PLACEMENT HERE] and growing older.
“What I want everyone to understand is that it’s been a process: It wasn’t anything that happened overnight. But slowly, I’m working towards not caring, and I’m just in so much of a better place about it all now that I’m older,”
Is this a fucking joke? Here’s her campaign for H&M.
Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s hanging on by a thread…a very very very strong thread that supports her bikini model weight….because unlike fashion models, she’s not starving herself…but instead feeding them tits…because tits seem to make average girls rich and famous over and over again…because men are just that basic and even in the big round booty generation, still freak the fuck out when they see tits…
Here she is in a bikini shoot because that’s all she does and all she knows…even if some would call her soft or thick or the more marketable BBW…or curvy…and since this picture, she’s gone on to starve herself and work out all day…getting a little more ripped…and better…while trying to maintain her tits…because without the tits…she’s just a christmas elf looking girl…and there aren’t that many Christmas moves to sustain her…
I guess what I am trying to say is that I am in love with Genevieve Morton and I believe 2016 is going to be her year, because it’s gotta be, she’s pushing 30 and is at that breaking point, so she best just bring her all…and that means her tits..because they are her everything…and I guess my everything too…
