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Salma Hayek Gives You a Titty View of the Day

Kelsea Ballerini’s Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s Side Tit in Cabo of the Day

Emily Belmont Brings the Yoga Smut of the Day

2015

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Big Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

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The nice thing about chubby girls is usually her tits, especially when clothed, because it allows the owner of them titties to strap them up in either a pus up bra, or really tight spandex tank top, that makes them tits look like they might as well be silicone, when her gunt is cropped out of the pic, which grounds us and reminds us…#cake….and #pizza….

Most girls can get big tits and great cleavage too, just start eating, never leave your house, and post strategic selfies from the right angles…and those girls who can’t get big tits by eating, but can get fat, are just despressing to look at naked…it’s like you’re fat and you don’t even have big tits, what’s your point in life…that’s right nothing…I mean nothing sexually…well that’s not true…cuz dudes love sticking their dicks in mouths, pussies and asses, and accept obesity even when it comes with small tits…because we’re a progressive society who don’t hate fat girls anymore…

Now Ashley Benson’s only obese by Hollywood terms, but I think she’s still lovely…and I would be her friend, even though I don’t believe in friendship, unless it involves taking baths together….

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2015

Aug

Taylor Swift Plays the Word Association Game of the Day

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If you’re interested in self involved, overly famous, most powerful performer in the world, because the more information people have, the dumber they seem to get, and people still get to this massive level of fame, when really we should be spreading our time, money, and everything else on other more talented and obscure acts…I mean isn’t this the hipster generation, the mainstream hipster generation, who just look at act counter culture, but who eat up everything pop culture, and not even to be ironic…

YOu’re all fucking idiots….

So here’s some Taylor Swift in Vanity Fair discussing VERY interesting things like turning 30 in 2020…

All this to say, shut the fuck Taylor Swift, and all her puppet friends and lovers on the Taylor Swift train…the worst…but at least she’s skinny and has long legs and pretends she’s a model…it’s not bad.

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2015

Aug

Paula Bulczynska For Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

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I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, even some pics from this shoot with Emanuele Ferrari …..but here are the rest of them and I am forced to post them because I am in love with this Paula girl…I am sure…she may be the next big thing.

But maybe I am just saying that because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mofia, because we wanted to make them feel like they weren’t hookers, but part of an organized crime ring, rather than girls desperate to fuck for money, because Russians have no souls and that kind of sex for money thing doesn’t affect them, but instead buys them designer purses….Designer purses that help them sell richer dudes on fucking them because they seem less like whores and more like Sugar Babies…or Trophy wifes….which went smoothly until the Russian Mafia heard me call them Russian, to which she got in my face, like she was going to kill me and said “I am not Russian, I am Lituanian…don’t ever call me Russian”….instense.

I don’t know if Paula is even Russian, but I do know what her tits look like and that’s better….

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2015

Aug

Nicola Peltz Photoshoot Bra for Instagram of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire, so for all practical purposes, is a billionaire too, because where else is dad’s money going to go when he dies, to ex wives, future wives, maybe, but I’m sure the trust has a good chunk of cash directed Nicola Peltz’s way…

Yet she’s still posting multiple pics of her bra on her social media, like a a high school girl on a field trip flashing cars, to be shocking or scandalous, or noticed…because no matter how rich a girl is…she still seeks male or really any attention…In fact, often time the rich girls expect the attention…because they’re brats…

And the whole thing brings up a pretty important question, other than the obvious daddy issues, is why would anyone try to be a famous actor, when they already have all the money in the world, it’s like move to the Caribbean or Europe or anywhere in the fucking world, and just sleep all day, or go on adventures, or make a fucking difference…

Instead, this one decides to be an actress, the hot girl in Transformers 4 years ago…then nothing…

Weird.

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2015

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a Towel of the Day

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The Tits from Blurred Lines Video wore a towel for Mario Testino, who is a famous photographer, and towel fetishist who takes a picture of every girl he is paid to shoot in a towel, that he publishes into a towel book, that the client who paid for him and for the “talent” or in this case “the tits”…gets no part of, because he’s a double dipping opportunist…and who really cares that he’s self serving, when he takes mediocre pictures of important people and in this case “the tits from a music video two years ago”….

What I am trying to say is that this picture would be more interesting if “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” was acting more in line with her skillset and showing The Tits from Blurred Lines Video….not covering it up…She’s the worst…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

Aug

Kim Kardashian Nude Pregnant Selfie of the Day

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It’s pretty obvious that the timing is perfect for Kim Kardashian to drop her pregnant selfie nude on instagram, because it’s always a good time for anyone to post nude selfies on instagram, even cows like Kim Kardashian, who is the worst kind of fame whore…but people still care and still watch her family, especially now that the young one turned 18 and the world noticed for about 2 seconds it didn’t deserve…

I am just surprised it wasn’t a ready to drop porn video, because she’s just that kind of person…anything to get noticed…but I guess she’s not a drug addict down on her luck…homeless person who is only pregnant because she can’t afford the abortion, so she does ready to drop porn to get through it…because Kim Kardashian is more rich as fuck and pregnant because it fits into her aggressively marketed storyline…and this is supposed to be seen as “beautiful”…not trashy…even though the thought of her reproducing is terrifying, not that she’ll raise the kid, so it may be saved, but because her genes should have died with her dignity many years ago when she chose this whore life.

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2015

Aug

Ben Affleck’s Nanny of the Day

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I don’t follow this story, because I don’t care, but her name is Christine OuzounianShe sounds Armenian….

Which based on the other famous Armenians, she’s a garbage fame whore, out to seduce and expose anyone she can, even married men …

I’ve heard stories that Ben Affleck is a sleaze who fucks, gambles, drinks hard and does tons of drugs…

Meaning there’s no way Jennifer Garner wasn’t aware of this behavior, and no way that she’d hire this Nanny, ever, under any an all circumstances…she’s just too much of a slutty sugar baby whore looking girl…and her behavior is in line with that….no wife would let this through the doors…fat Jamaican lady, maybe, but not some fake tan, lasered pussy Armenian who tips off the paparazzi…to get herself ahead…

I think it’s a cover up for something else, the PR team threw her in as a diversion, she’s not a nanny, nanny’s don’t look like this, she’s a hired working girl…taking advantage hard..meaning the real story is probably that he’s gay…and butt fucks Tom Brady…

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2015

Aug

#FreeThePeen in Brooklyn Gets Tased and Other Videos of the Day

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Paragliding Death of the Day

Psycho fucking Driver of the Day

Female Soldier of the Day

Tranny Gets Beat

Cop Disarms Suicidal Man

Hotel for the Dead in Japan is Weird…

Woman Stealing an Ipad…

Arrest of the Day:

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Shout out to all the girls who I used to try to fuck 10 years ago, but were too good for me, even though every girl is, that doesn’t mean I don’t have sex, who disappeared because they got a boyfriend, then husband, then kid…on their recent divorces..

Because 10 years older, more broken, in spirit and in vagina thanks to babies….makes them way more willing to have sex with me…because in the past 10 years, even the most prude bitch is double penetrating herself with sex toys while choking herself out with a belt…because it’s the only thing that excites them….

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Michelle Rodriguez in a Black Bikini!
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Kourtney & Kim Titty Battle – that Unfortunately Doesn’t End in Death
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Fisherman Catches Drone with a Perfect Cast
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Little Miss Sunshine Fat Girl Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner’s Legs.
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Boy Trying to Break a Board…in Taekwondo
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Girls Eating Ice Cream
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just yelled at an old lady…it was rewarding…

I used to be into Twitter….but then I never got a book deal…or a movie deal…all I got was one of my tweets published in a book and I realized that although it would seemingly be the best social media for me to write my insanity…rather than trying to be an instagram photographer..

So I decided to try twitter again, this is all I came up with…and as I expected…no one cared…good thing I put 14 seconds of thought into those words of wisdom…

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Lea Michele and her Hashtag
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Coco and her Sister do Cheap Shoes
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Rosie Huntington Cleavage
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Little Miss Sunshine Tits….
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Some UK Famewhore Reality Star in a Bikini
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32 Celebrities Who Totally Sold Out
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Kate Moss is Amazing
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Nicki Minaj Isn’t Knocked Up
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10 Unsolved Mysteries of Space
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Kate Bock Boring Swimwear Campaign
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Rose McGowan Tits,,
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#AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today’s Youth
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Google Doesn’t Care About Elena Clarke
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Britney Pokies…
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Ed Sheeran May be Banging Nicole Scherzinger
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Kim K Pregnant See Through Tit
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Girls in Selfies…
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Dump Truck Rolls Onto Busy Road
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Gisele for Some Clothing Brand
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The Most Regrettable Face Tattoos Ever
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Some Babe I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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The Dildo Decorator of Portlant
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Huge Tits….are Fun to Stare At…
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Wendy Williams Falls off Stage
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Weirdo DJ Loses It…
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Kardashian Selfies are the Worst
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Psycho Dropping Bottles from Hotel Roof…
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Meagan Good Big Tits
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Puppy Rave Trips me Out..
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Some WAG Hooker in a Bikini
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Girls in Sports BRas
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Charlie XCX
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Drunk Girls
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Rachel Hunter Lives…Has Long Legs and Big Tits…Still Built like a Tank
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Some Chick Has a Sexy Bath
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Blonde Tears the Fuck Out of Her vagina
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Some Chick in a thong Swimsuit…with Tits
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Porn Gifs….
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Drunk Girl..
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Girl Smoking Weed in Front of th Mirror
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Really Huge Tits
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How to Have the Best Stoned Sex
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