Original Bruce Jenner…only never confirmed..Nicole Scherzinger…still has a rocking body, because I guess when you have a good amount of testosterone to estorgen ratio…and some fake tits, you can stay ripped in your “transition”…
Unlike Bruce Jenner, she hasn’t confirmed anything for the reality show, it may work against her fucking rich dudes, but rich dudes love trannies, but maybe they like keeping that secret…
But like Bruce Jenner, she’s waited until people don’t care about her before pulling out the tit.
Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models…
She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work..
It’s amazing that her pussy was blown the fuck out by SEAL….because you know it was blown the fuck out by SEAL…and not just from the SEAL PUPS she squirted out…but the process in creating those SEAL PUPS…
And I guess what I am saying is – Ethnic Cleansing….from the 40s in Germany…at there most famous camp, that wasn’t the same Jewish camp all you Jewish kids went to…it’s a different one….that I think created science that made this…
Tamara Ecclestone is the billionaire heir of the Formula One race circuit..
I am sure her rich dad has done a lot of other things…but that’s the only one I know…
She was in Greece in a bikini, where she was celebrating motherhood…I guess…
Now she’s in LA…but before getting shot by the paparazzi there, she managed to give us this action shot that is absolutely not exciting at all…but is still a billionaire brat, who is trashier than Paris Hilton, in a bikini….and that’s more interesting than anything I’ve seen in actual life today, except maybe that homeless guy staring at some fat chick in a bikini tanning, or the couple that looked like they were practicing tantric sex in some spider pose in the park….so maybe I did see more interesting shit, but they weren’t a billionaire failing in a bikini…so they weren’t shit.
It is safe to say that any brand that uses Kim Kardashian for their campaigns, doesn’t have taste, doesn’t have a quality product, and doesn’t have a quality idea, but instead do something that make absolutely no sense, but stars Kim Kardashian….because that’s all you need to get people talking…
So they spent millions of dollars on her, to hve her “hit her head”….and not die, something I can’t support, only to become Marie Antoinette, and the sad part, is when she comes back to life and becomes a cheap 90s race, flashing back to when Kim K was just a club kid….and it’s just totally fucking detached from anything of quality…but it happened and I’m talking about it and I can’t stand this family…so…
Kate Moss is my favorite, and I guess also the favorite of a lot of people, and I am not really sure why the world loves her, but I know why I love her, and that’s because she was a big deal in the 90s, pretty much banged out every dude, had a kid in the process that she probably has never met, because she’s too busy living the good life, full of toplessness and partying…
It’s like I’ve seen her nipples, her relaly long nipples, consistently…well into her 50s, I assume she’s 50…and she’s still bringing them out and looking amazing doing it…
I guess the whole Kate Moss won’t die…and will never die…because she’s a fucking legend, has something to do with being hot, but more to do with her just getting paid millions to be in photoshoots, just doing her thing, before everything was public and people were doing every move in a calculated, to be seen and to get followers kind of way…
Plus, I am all about her ripping lines of cocaine, having unprotected sex with rockstars you know do heroin, just embodying “cool”..before cool was a calculated thing….filled will assholes trying too fucking hard…to be liked, or noticed…I’m talking to you Cara Delevingne you fame wanting cunt…
Here she is in a magazine like she’s not 100 years old, because she’s not, she’s immortal..
I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen…
It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream…
Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size…
Here’s a few more…
On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday…
I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud…
Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares
Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic.
I wonder when ill-fitting pants will become erotic because we’ve become so accustomed to naked chicks, and half naked chicks, and leggings, that the obscurity of not knowing what is under those pants, like the Muslim culture, who can cum if the Goat is tight enough…and don’t need all this harlot, sluts everywhere, instagram shit to get off…they just need something to stick their dick in…as it should be…
No I’m not advocating girls not getting naked…I am just saying that it’s all so repetitive, and needs to be next leveled, so the only solution is either get more hardcore…or to go back to being a lady…
And I guess when it comes to Emma Watson, it’s always porn, because dudes have been jerking off to her since she was 12…
She’s a Harry Potter chick, and those fans are fucked up, she doesn’t need to be alive, or even doing anything for it to be porn to these people, she just needs to be Emma Watson…which I assume she is…but can’t be too sure, I’m too busy staring at her ill-fitting pants.
These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple..
Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck…
They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models…
And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money..
At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money.
I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good.
Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit…
The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks.
