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2015

05

Aug

Stella Maxwell for David Bellemere and Marie Claire of the Day

Here’s a month old video from a one month old PHOTOSHOOT for Marie Claire by one of the more interesting photographers who started out with nudes now he’s here, David Bellemere….

I figure all this shit is the fucking same, it all overlaps, like Miley Cyrus’ vagina lips on Stella Maxwells face, because like Anne Heche, there’s nothing like a superstar lesbian relationship, even if expected in a world that doesn’t care if you’re a lesbian, to secure that Victoria’s Secret contract that they did…

So old hustle, for old news, solid.

Here’s Miley doing a little pussy eating demo with avacado..

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

05

Aug

Khloe Kardashian Terrifies Me in Women’s Health of the Day

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Monster Kardashian, who isn’t actually a Kardashian, because she looks like her mother’s Ex-Lover and famous murderer OJ Simpson, and/or a Sasquatch…but I guess who is a Kardashian because her Kardashian father didn’t bother questioning his whore wife’s vagina, because she was a whore then and he knew what he got himself into, so might as well just keep up appearances, it was the 80s…and she could pass for Armenian so whatever…

That said, she’s got a TV show coming out, where she pretends to be Oprah, and I guess shes’ been working out/getting plastic surgery, doing media that photoshops her, as part of her attempt to shine , to be the focal point, instead of the basement baby, she looks like, and pretty much was, because it is LA and no one wants an ugly baby…

Here are the cheesy pics..

Fuck the Kardashians.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2015

05

Aug

Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

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This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid very little, but who get a whole fucking career…makes sense.

The models are…

Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill

This commercial is garbage. It is as anti-climatic any of his shitty fucking movies, but more interesting and doesn’t even have the special effects…

The girls look like shit. The product looks like shit. The 15 seconds is shit. They could have done something with their 10,000,000 dollar budget, fucking close minded idiots.

Fuck Victoria’s Secret.

Here’s Candice, their old timer, pre-retirement, being replaced, which is almost sad because VS is all she knows…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

05

Aug

Dog Carrying baby Monkey and Other Videos of the Day

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Minion Attacks Dublin

Car B-Q

Couple Has Sex Under the Bridge

Horrible Bike Accident

Drunk Dad and his Kid

Teens Rob and Old Man

Indian Groom gets mad at his Bride

Old Man in Asphalt Pit

Birthday Cake Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

05

Aug

People Love the Deadpool Trailer of the DAy

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4,000,000 people in the last few hours have got excited for yet another Superhero movie, that casts some idiot, that eats up all the budgets from Hollywood producers, because America and China audiences are only willing to pay to see Blockbuster movies, for that big screen experience….

This isbe leading to the same water downed stories for the evil corporate executives to take a calculated approach, with celebrities they think people want to see, without thinking about the actual part or finding the best person for the part, because it is all about selling movie tickets…

I like to think it’s dumbing down the world, but really it is just speaking to the dumb world, making people very fucking rich, because it is all about the money, so why not do these stupid garbage smutty productions…

I guess what I am saying is I prefer movies from the 70s – 90s….that had nudity and at least had storylines, even if art is a lie, and those movies were bullshit too, but at least they weren’t stupid fucking comic book blockbuster shit…

Fuck Ryan Reynolds…Fuck Deadpool….Fuck comic book movies…they don’t have nudity in them. Now let me promote them for free…like they matter…fuckers.

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Posted in:Movies|Trailers

2015

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Ryan Reynold’s in Deadpool Trailer
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Nausicaa in her WHore Dress
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Girls Sticking Out Their Slutty Tongues
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Some Chick Who Got Naked…for the Lions / And Attention
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2015

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Lenny Kravitz Dick Flashed
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2015

04

Aug

Miley Cyrus and a Bunch of Models for W Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is the highlight of this massive editorial featuring:

Frankie Rayder, Amber Valletta, Daria Strokous, Miley Cyrus, Eliza Cummings, Julia Bergshoeff , Paris Hilton, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Ana Cleveland, Asia Chow, Molly Bair, Stella Maxwell, Lexi Boling, Saskia de Brauw, Stella Lucia, Kayla Scott, & others…

Because Miley Cyrus was fun, showed some tits, and has this feminist, topless, dancing monkey thing down…we can thank Disney for training her to be a performer, and tumblr for training her in what is cool, because when you get this many fashion models in a location to create some kind of wild and crazy glamorous fashion party, that are never crazy,but rather just dull and pretentious…you don’t expect the ugly weirdo to be the star…except maybe when the ugly weirdo is the richest and most famous one…

Either way, tits..

Posted in:Fashion|Miley Cyrus

2015

04

Aug

Ondria Hardin is the Broken Model of the DAy

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Here’s some model named Ondria Hardin who I assume was run over by a car when on her bike…

I’ve never heard of her, but figured what better way to celebrate some mangled up girl who lived, other than masturbating to her, if you’re into that kind of thing, and some of you are, it’s a known fetish to get off to broken, injured, incapacitated women…

But I’m more into her ass in a bikini…

Posted in:Ondria Hardin|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Lenny Kravitz Dick Flash of the Day

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So Lenny Kravitz’s cheesy rock and roll leather pants, because he’s rock and roll, split in a performance..and he flashed a bunch of people his dick…people who were recording the performance…because I guess he has fans…who have no issue with exposing his dick to his other fans…because that’s what groupies do..they expose the man they love and idolize because he’s not loyal to them and because his dick needs to go viral…

I don’t post many dick slips on the site, but this one’s too ridiculous not to.

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