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2023

03

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Swimsuit of the Day

Natalie Alyn Lind played some Human Trafficked college chick in some ABC show called Big Sky, based on what we’ll assume is a True Story, since the people who ABC are Disney and well, Disney owns Hollywood and Hollywood are rumored human traffickers, so they have access to the source….

Her mom is an actress, she was on One Tree Hill, which was one of those nerd shows that the virgin losers I knew in real life were really into. She was also the mom in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids TV series you probably forget….but that was enough experience to know how to raise her kids to get what they need from the industry, and that’s use them titties to get seen.

You see, Natalie Alyn Lind’s got tits that are being seen, and that’s a solid strategy to make it in America, especially when you have a head start due to nepotism…even low level nepotism…

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2023

03

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It may be Canada Day long weekend, rolling into the Fourth of July Independence Day celebrations today, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take some time out of our busy schedule of doing nothing with out life, going onto 20 years of literally doing nothing with my life, to stare at some lactating tits being sexualized.

The way I see it, when baby needs feeding, baby needs feeding and you don’t feed baby based on schedules, holidays, weekends, you feed the motherfucker when he’s hungry and clearly, dudes with lactating breast fetishes, who sexualize the lactating breasts so much that all the women fighting for lactating breast freedom on social media, can get their chance to post their tits on social media without being flagged porn, until the other girls with lactating breasts come in and manipulate their activism by turning lactating breast into a loophole to get tits on the internet without getting accounts flagged or delated…..but yeah, dudes with lactating breast fetishes, who seek out this shit, are likely the kind of guy who is sitting in a shit filled diaper and baby bonnet, hoping for a mommy or girl who can’t have kids that craves that maternal experience without the pressure of having an actual kid, while making it a fetish, since everyone’s a freak, to come change him…

Point of the story, LACTATING TITS still lactate on long weekends…

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2023

30

Jun

Rebecca Black Assless Pants in Fishnets of the Day

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Rebecca Black and her racist name….or would that be cultural appropriation name, trying to maximize on that affirmative action shit while she can, because you know the simple minds doing the hiring and college acceptances assume anyone named black must BE black.

Anyway, the viral meme singer with her FRIDAY song put out some content on a FRIDAY, which should be her whole marketing strategy, just that one post a week that reflects her miserable song that has raped the ears of many cubicle whores and office wagies who still quote it every Friday…..”it’s Friday” is up there with “happy Monday” and “It’s Hump Day” and Black did it all on her own, without the help of BIG MUSIC or BIG MEDIA…which is impressive, but only more impressive because she’s developed BIG TITS…

In this series of pics, she is wearing some assless pants for effect, it’s one of those concepts I had in the early days of leggings that has since been done by many, just gut out two holes where the ass goes and allow us to see ass….

I am not a fashionist, a designer or a visionary, I am just a pervert that happens to be two or three steps ahead of other perverts….a PERVERT from the future if you will and Rebecca’s pants are speaking to my PROPHETIC visions of where we’d be as a people…

So to the haters, Black is more than just tits, she’s also ass in assless pants!

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2023

30

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I appreciate the lengths that girls of the internet go to fulfill the average male fantasy…

Every dude, except the closet case or gay ones, who I don’t know you can consider to be actual dudes, you cuz of the gayness being totally not very manly….so every dude but gays are into seeing a clothed chick naked, we get glimpses of it, especially now with the slutty gear that women wear, but these girls put in the effort to ENSURE that we see them clothed and unclothed to show us what the clothing does to their bodies and what being naked actually looks like and it’s a great social experiment…

When a chick is clothed, you never know whether the clothing is doing the work and it’s masterful illusions or witchcraft or whether they look better naked than they do clothed and knowing what their nips, tits, bush, pussy lips, asses actually look like is so important….

So here’s to these girls for taking out the guesswork….all cuz they like being exhibitionists…amazing..

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2023

30

Jun

Busy Phillips Nip Slip of the Day

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Busy Phillips brought us one of those viral challenges, one of those instagram or TikTok challenges, one of those Ice Bucket Challenges, updated for a modern time, because as a fucking ugly pig of a celebrity who should not be a celebrity to begin with, she’s decided to toy with our emotions and our love of nipples, tit slips, tits in general by bringing us the kind of content we love….

The catch….it’s attached to Busy Phillips, a nasty troll of celebrity, who makes looking down shirts almost painful to any one with a little taste in tits…

Her long spaghetti noodle tit, that seems to live on a different continent than her other tit, being a far too real looking middle aged mom tit, just long and lacking of any real substance to give it any shape….is STILL a tit….so do what you will with it….but I can assure you…it’s a pretty miserable tit….a sad tit…a tit that is crying because it is melting away….but it’s fucking better than that face, as tits tend to be, but with a face like that, even the worst tit is better.

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2023

30

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s the long weekend…

Gone fucking fishing….

You should get on that hustle too, whether it’s out in nature to cleanse your fucking soul with the healing powers of sitting by a lake, stream or pond…..

Or you can be a pervert about it and patiently hunt hot pussy using a fishnet or other fishing tools to help you in your quest for LOVE….

Either way…GO FISH.

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2023

30

Jun

This Week in Nipples of the Day

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Here’s some photo restrospective of nipples from the week gone by….because I write too much bullshit no one reads, when all you’re here for is the nipple….

GIGI HADID NIPPLE

Millie Bobby Brown Nipple

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2023

30

Jun

Kate Upton’s Deflated Tits of the Day

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I forgot Kate Upton existed. I wasn’t a fan of her big sloppies when she was being pushed onto us like the next great thing in bikini modeling, her body was boxy and dumpy and the big tits were big tits, which clearly is enough to win over America, but they weren’t great tits….so by the time she was 19 or 20 I was like “her body is middled aged, get the fuck out of here”…..

She ended up marrying a rich as fuck athlete, she quit the model life because why bother, it got her a rich as fuck athlete, not that she wasn’t rich as fuck before the model thing, her grand dad invented Whirlpool or some shit….

She had a kid or multiple kids, is now 31 and for whatever reason this set of pics of her popped up from June 17th and despite look as old as she’s always looked, her tits have DEFLATED…..

So all the Kate Upton bros still jerking off to her SI moment because the tits were ALL she had going for her, now have to deal with an older and flatter version of her and that’s hilarious…..WHEN THE TITS ARE ALL YOU HAVE and the TITS LEAVE YOU….where do you stand in the world….

She must be going through some dark times as a flat chested bitch…emotionally, not financially….all tits to no tits….DARK TIMES.

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2023

30

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As much a I am conditioned to think all panties are panties and my goal in life is to view them as the fabric wall preventing me from illegally migrating into the pussy with my mouth like Mexican in a sewage pipe in Texas…

I really think all panties are a challenge, but more importantly a gift whenever I had the chance to see the panties. A celebration of every panty flash, every panty shown, every panty selfie that I was grateful for because it was panties….

That said, I just watched a fat middled aged woman with no ass in a pair of HANES HER WAY briefs do some erotic dance on social media, pulling the big panties up over her gut and I thought, “this would be better if it was a thong”….you know sometimes LESS fabric is more, I mean typically less fabric is more….but if the chick is hot, ANY panty is a good panty…so lets celebrate relationships and periods without having to smell the periods or deal with the painful abuse that is a relationship…

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2023

30

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I like to misgender people, because I think pronouns are fucking stupid and I don’t like to participate in the games of stupid people who want you to shift your thinking to accommodate their bullshit feelings…

I also like to call girls without bras on Feminists, you know to make them feel like they have purpose or like being braless is activism for the other vagina holders, hiding their cunts in there pants, trying to fight for equal pay for women….I figure, like the girls of the internet have made pretty clear, stripping down to create content for toxic masculines to jerk off to, is empowering or some shit….they want equality so bad that they do their own sexualizing of themselves for us, so that we don’t have to…

So whether the world fell apart when women were allowed to vote or whether the family fell apart when women had to join the work force to generate taxable income for the state, destroying their actual life purpose of family and replacing it with a job and cats doesn’t matter….SO long as the bras are off for me to see tit on the street I would otherwise no see because it was bound by the grip of the patriarchy in shackles they call a Bra….

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