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2015

12

Oct

Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong…

I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can

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2015

12

Oct

Taylor Swift Possibly Single in Vogue Australia of the Day

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The rumor of the day is that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift have broken up, even though they played so in love, as Taylor Swift was trying to increase her cool factor by dating a club DJ and the club DJ was trying to increase his rate by dating an A-Lister, all while opening him up to producting hit pop songs, which is really where the big money is for this clowns now that people don’t really care about actual music….

Who cares…she’s a lie…her love life a lie…everything…a lie…

They were probably swinger, open-relatiobship, let’s fuck everyone because we’re both rich and famous and people want to fuck us, and she just used him for the media to give her another public relatiobship to distract from the backend where she’s getting her back end filled…

It is safe to say Taylor Swift is the fucking worst…not even talented…who writes flimsy and obvious songs…and the world wants to believe her so bad..in this porno world..they want to really fucking beleive her and in turn make her famous…

I guess in a lot of ways, she’s like the Christmas tree farm she grew up on…just in the form of pop music..because a tree is just a tree…but when it becomes of Christmas tree…all of a sudden it is magical and makes dreams come true for little Christian kids everywhere…basically the same think Taylor is…just less seasonal..instead of one day..it’s everyday…

Either way, she’s trying to sex up her image, blame the model sluts she’s stealing the souls from, and I guess that’s why this shoot fro Vogue Australia looks nothing like her…and almost makes her quirky zero sex appeal…worth…jerking off to…but she’s not quite there yet…at least she’s trying, what else is she do to with her time…she has a team that handles every single aspect, possibly even wiping her ass for her…something I assume Selena Gomez applied for…but could be wrong..because I am always wrong.

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2015

12

Oct

Shakira in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Question of the day….

Even if her breasts are small and humble….do they still move mountains?

Or does a decade, at least one kid, well into her 30s…make her small and humble breasts obsolete…

And are her breasts still humble, after years of making stupid fucking money because her Colombian and really all of her latina fan base fucking love her..

So many questions…for answers I don’t even care to hear…but what else am I supposed to write about Shakira being Shakira in Spain for a commercial she’s probably making millions of dollars for since she speaks Spanish…and is thus loved by all Spanish speakers…because they like anything that is their own…ANYTHING…even J.Lo…right.

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2015

12

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio In Shorts with Legs of the Day

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This is no way for a mother to dress…she’s in her mid 30s…has two kids…yet walks around like some kind of street hooker…I don’t know what I am looking at, a lingerie model who is just lucky she’s tall because otherwise she’d be in porn…or a hooker looking to get picked up..

She’s the mom at the Parent Teacher and activity days that offends all the other moms, because all the other dads get excited looking at her, and agree to go to all the school events hoping to see her there…dressed the way she dresses…because the real slut shamers…are other women…which is logical because all men love sluts…and I know what you’re thinking..and that is that just because she’s dressed skimpy doesn’t mean she’s a slut..her kids are with the same rich as fuck dude she hookered down….but I like to think you don’t need to live a slut life…to dress the slut part…sluts…in activewear are still sluts…often times middle age sluts…and not always as fit as this…but still eager for everyone to stare at their asses….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN SHORTS CLICK HERE

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2015

12

Oct

Selena Gomez in Grazia of the Day

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Chemotherapy survivor…who didn’t let Chemotherapy make her miss a beat…allowing her to attend every event…even if it bloated her and forced her to get breast implants to balance things out…unless she doesn’t have breast implants at all…but instead just hit puberty…and the breast implants are just a rumor…because you’d you’d think that kind of invasive cosmetic surgery would be bad for a weak immune system…caused by her Lupus…but tits are good for business..and some risks are worth taking…especially when your Chemo dose didn’t make you lose you hair, unless this is a wig…

Either way, she did Grazia…in the studio…because she’s an artist…if you consider plastic Disney bullshit art…and I guess it’s as close to Art as america really likes…it’s a culturally thing…now where’s my quick to digest and fill my hunger McDonalds to appease my instant gratification attention span….

I guess what I am trying to say is that I can’t get enough of Selena Gomez…and here she is in another magazine on her Lupus Chemotherapy tour that would be exhausting and not advised if she was actually sick…

Maybe you prefer her on the Today Show

Photos by Jamie McCarthy

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2015

12

Oct

Shay Mitchell Bikini Butt and Nina Dobrev Bikini Tits for Canadian Thanksgiving of the Day

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Shay Mitchell posted a picture of her ass in a bikini because as a Canadian who has made it in America…she’s trying to secure her place so she doesn’t get deported, which she probably won’t, because at her level green cards are easy to get, but that doesn’t matter to her, she’s more into having a career and staying on top…it’d be awful to peak at 25 on her stupid show..that everyone seems to life…so I guess bikini pics get likes, likes feel good and bring hope of a better tomorrow…

In related news, Nina Dobrev was in a bikini also…or maybe she’s just another fake tit, Canadian hooker who pretends to be an actor, because she’s been cast in a TV show, despite being nothing more than an Instagram whore who has a good team behind her, and supportive parents willing to whore them out to the world at a young age…but when you take actual work and money aside, the tits on instagram are still a struggle for likes…in this “Look at me, all I care about is Likes”…world…

I guess this is my Canadian Thanksgiving, even if I am not thankful for this garbage, post..

TO SEE THE WHOLE CAST OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

12

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Milking 18 Like Her Boyfriends Cock of the Day

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The smartest thing this Bella Thorne, the lady in red with red hair and tits…is to pretend she’s still 17…because she’s gone viral cuz she was a busy 17 year old who strategically posted bikini pics for the dad’s who follow her on social media for the boners they got watching her on the TV show their kids made them watch because they’ve been forced to only fuck their wife, who since the wedding has gained a lot of fucking weight, but gave you two great kids you can’t fucking stand and who you slave to make money for…awesome…

Well, instead she decided to say “hey, I’m 18, I can vote, yay”….and all the perverts who liked her substantially before she turned 18 know it is all down hill from here and that they can only get off to girls who are under 18, because it is illegal, reminds them of high school, when their lives weren’t this middle of the road life…and that’s about all there is to say about that…

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2015

12

Oct

Ashley Tisdale had a Slumber Part of the Day

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This just makes me feel uncomfortable…

In what could be representative of missing out on a childhood while trying to get famous…

Or Hollywood Michael Jackson creepy “Let’s pretend we’re kids because it’s so fun”….

Or Hollywood rich person fetishes that involved sexual get togethers and orgies…this time role playing in onesies…

It’s just fucking weird, but not as weird as Ashley Tisdale’s botched nose job, yet still award winning face….but weird…that she’d want to share it with her fans instead of keeping this insanity private…

But then again, her fanbase are weird, can’t let go of the past, dudes who jerk off to Kids shows…so they are probably very into this sad, Disney inspired event…

These people are fucking delusional…

A video posted by Ashley Tisdale (@ashleytisdale) on Oct 1, 2015 at 9:20pm PDT

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2015

12

Oct

FAME WHORE OF THE DAY

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I don’t even want to say her name…because that’s what she wants us to do…

But maybe I should encourage this kind of behavior, because it’s funny….

You know all these fame whores aren’t any different than the girls who get famous, or the girls on instagram who are posting half naked pictures of themselves for the sake of likes and a dream they’ll get found…

They are just more literal in their publicity stunting, like “look at my ass walking down a busy street in LA for the paparazzi so blogs talk about them…and the fact that it is this easy to get noticed, and even if it won’t lead to anything substantial, at least she’s had her ass in the paparazzi pictures…where as so many other girls aren’t as obvious, desperate, even pathetic…

Point being, these paparazzi plays, like sex tapes are more interesting to me than anything else a fame whore pretending to not be a fame whore when everyone is a fame whore does…and I’m into it..

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HONORABLE MENTION OF THE FAME WHORE OF THE DAY is BAI LING – Because she’s the leader of this movement…possibly the inventor and I love her for that…memories of a simpler, pre-social media time… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alicia Arden|Bai Ling|SFW

2015

12

Oct

Britney Spears Round-Up of the Day

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What the world needs more of…is Disney queen Britney Spears…in shorts…or playing dead…or giving the finger…or at the beach all while under conservatorship because I like seeing a product her family created…well into her 30s…still being a product for her family to sell to the masses and monetize…with total disregard for her well-being or happiness…like she’s a dancing little puppet with no soul…because they’ve made her a dancing little puppet with no soul..and the fact that is legal..while locking down a girl in your basement for your own song and dance isn’t…blows my mind….and she’s still got a pretty great ass…in shorts..for a mom…

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