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2015

24

Sep

Holland Roden from Teen Wolf of the Day

Holland Roden is 28…

She’s from a show called Teen Wolf, that I assume doesn’t star human vibrator Michael J Fox, but is a show that sounds like a good place for weirdos who go to comicon type events to hang out…and well..jerk off to Holland…

I don’t know anything about her, or about this shoot, but she’s in a bikini and has a strong rib cage..and that is all we really need to know…

Check out these implants…I bet she makes for a great instagram model with a low level acting career that is going no where..

Posted in:Holland Roden|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

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I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime….

I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN

It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day

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UK model Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Kate Moss. We can safely say this is her idol, because both are from the UK, and Cara Delevingne, rich kid, is a hipster, who we can assume grew up on Kate Moss, and wore the Kate Moss T-shirt as hipsters do, and has crafter her party, lesbian, I don’t give a fuck, s pretty much a photocopy of her existence…so now that they’ve been put together in a campaign, they’re now best of friends, because Kate Moss, hasn’t changed since she was 20, and still parties and gets fucked up, and probably likes being around the youth, the it girls, because it makes it seem OK..

This is a lot like how Ryan Seacrest used to fuck Dick Clarke up the ass on his death bed…only the model version…and I guess Cara in her trying hard to be cool and not caring…involves giving herself street cred by posting a topless / censored pic Kate Took of her, and one I guess she took of Kate…and the whole thing….bores me…but is more interesting than other things going on…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kate Moss|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is boring…

But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit..

This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit..

Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2015

24

Sep

The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day

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Here’s Miley Eating her Panties to talk about how Miley was named spokesperson for some Mac Campaign over a year ago…meaning these pics came out over a year ago…and now the ad is being talked about again…because it was almost banned in the UK, which sounds like a strategy to squeeze all they can out of this campaign…like a fake publicity stunt…

Advertising Standards Authority rules overall message of posters for cosmetics company was sexually suggestive, but rules it was not enough to cause widespread offence

Thank god that worked out…..

It’s safe to say that MAC cosmetics paid Miley a ton of fucking money to get Miley to endorse them…we’re talking million dollar deal..

It’s safe to say that they wanted to get their money worth in terms of visibility and exposure..they didn’t spend millions of dollars on Miley to not be seen or noticed.

It’s safe to say they paid Miley millions of dollars because they knew she’s open and willing to masturbate on cam for Fashion Magazines and attention, to perpetuate her bullshit scam that works because America is stupid..

It’s safe to say that this is hardly scandalous, and this “Banned in the UK” story…is a lie or a massive inflation of the actual story..

It’s safe to say the only offensive thing about this ad is Miley Cyrus…she’s the worst….but not really..because at least she’s not Taylor Swift…

Here’s she singing about getting high before getting MRI…..

Ok fine, she’s amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Mouse Tormenting Cat and Other Videos of the Day

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Delaware Cop Shoots Man in Wheel Chair…He Was Rollin’ Up Fast

The News Used a Nazi Badge of Shame while Talking About Yom Kippur – NEXT LEVEL

Not Road Rage – Road Manners

Kids TRain Surfing…

Bully Beats Up Blind Kid…

Armadillo Fucks a Bitch…

Robbers VS Safe

Naked Hippie and Her Eggs…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so quick to get mad at you for even suggesting punching them in the face…because “abuse towards women”….

But they are so quit to punch you in the face for suggesting punching them in the face…because “equality”…

I say, if you want to get paid the same for a job, you’ve gotta be able to physically win a fight for the job…without handicapping anyone…because “we’re all humans”…

Right?

It’s only fail…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Lea Michele and Her Slippy Dude Cleavage
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Fit Girls..
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Shanina Shayk in Bathing Suits…
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Women in Activewear that Don’t Do Active things…
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Angry Birds Has a Movie Trailer…
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The Dog Train…
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Some Fake Model Posing with Water…because They are basic
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Josh Brolin VS Ryan Gosling..
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Learn the Most Useless Information about the Retractable Pen….because I hate you…
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2015

24

Sep

Ali Landry’s Double Homicide of the Day

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In Mexico is amazing, let’s go to TULUM with all the celebrities and sit by the Mayan Ruins in a 5 star hotel news…or Cancun with all the drunk college pussy during Spring Break….

Ali Landry, the Doritos Girl from the 90’s, had a pretty serious Mexican Crime Ring tragedy this month, when her Mexican husband named Alejandro Gomez Monteverde’s father and brother were kidnapped outside of their home on Sept. 4….and were found dead this past weekend due critical head wounds….even after ransom was paid…

That’s pretty fucking insane…as insane as it gets…that’s why I say you should keep your Mexican as food on your plate or as a chambermaid in your hotel…right?

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2015

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was a feminist last night…

I went to my TWITTER and joined a feminist movement that I guess was against planned parenthood and their funding cuts..because I support abortion, even though abortions are legal in Canada, as they should be….

So I was #sharemyabortion

All this to say Pumpkin Spice stole all of Apple Spice’s glory…OMG, I can’t even. Fuck You. Literally. I can’t.

HERE ARE STEPLINKS….

Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn…The Man Who Settled Brooklyn…
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So Much Booty
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Lindsay Pelas has Massive Tits
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Iggy Azealia Banks Has Gay Employees So She Can Call People Faggots…
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There is a J.Lo Sex Tape
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Like Caitlin Jenner
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Victoria Beckham!
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Kendall Jenner in SPorts Bra
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1 Million Moms Wants to Shut Down Muppet Show
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Maria Fowler Nipples…
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Charli XCX at some Bikini Pool Party…
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Slut of the Day
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So Many Side Boobs…
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Emma Roberts at some Premiere
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I would Eat POSH’s Piss Stain
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Tiger Lily Hutchence NIPPLE FLash
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Rachel Bilson is a Babe….
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Sports Teams GIrls…
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Some Chick with a No Panty Upskirt
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Funny Sailor…
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Bella Hadid Fucks Big Black Dick
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Workout Shorts
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Kylie Jenner Ass in a Bikini Face Tuned
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Black Guys….Have “Bigger Dicks”….
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Cara Delevingne Upskirt…
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Abigail Ratchford has Massive Tits
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Farrah Abraham has a New Sex Doll…
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Daisy Lowe is Getting Fat
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Amy Poehler is SIngle..Who Cares
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Sky Diver Solves Rubiks Cube….as Falling….
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Tits in a Hammock
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Cam Girl Of The Day
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Water Balloons and Topless Models…
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Vintage Jackie Kennedy Nudes
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Kayden Kross Strips…
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EYE PUSSY
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Naked Russian Throws Tires…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Sep

Posh Spice Pissed her Pants of the Day

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I guess…Victoria Beckham pissed her pants. I guess that’s a symptom of menopause, but I’m not a doctor, if I was I wouldn’t be trying to jerk off to this as I write nonsense about it, but rather, I’d be fucking gold digging bitches who love doctors, so I can’t be too sure…

Is it a spilled drink, is it a squirt of excitement, because she’s married to Beckham and even when he cheats on her her panties cream, is she just so weak from not eating that she’s lost control of her bladder….or did she bang herself out in the bathroom..

We’ll just never know, but we don’t need to know anything, a picture shows whatever you want to see…deep…but never deep enough..just ask anyone I’ve fucked…

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria Beckham