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2015

Sep

Ali Michael by Chadwick Tyler for P Magazine of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who has been naked a lot…in fact, I think the bulk of her career has been her naked…I guess that’s the basis of a hipster model….

She’s done major campaigns, so unlike other hipster models who pretend to be anti-capitalist, until an evil corporation offers them money, and the world sees their true colors and see through their lies….you know lies that worked to get them to that high paying corporate job….you know by pretending to be an artist on tumblr and instagram…even though art is a lie…doesn’t matter…

What matters is that she’s the cover girl of the next issue of P MAGAZINE , that I assume is another one of these girls getting naked on the web, but only if you have a print issue, because print still seems like it is quality or legitimate…

The pictures are by CHADWICK TYLER …and seem good enough for me, but that’s not saying much, I’ve jerked off to pictures on a point and shoot, that looked like they may have a hard nipple in them, but turned out it was just a scratch on the print…I’m easy…especially for these hipster, willing to get naked, sexually liberated, “models”…who don’t even need to be models…it’s a weakness…especially when posing like she’s getting peed on…my favorite…

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2015

Sep

Steve Rannazzisi’s LOL of the Day

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I don’t watch the League. I don’t know who The League’s star Steve Rannazzisi is. I don’t watch comedy. I hate comedy. I find anything scripted and practiced in front of a mirror by either someone who thinks they are funny, or a fat chick who needs to be funny, instead of just being funny, really fucking desperate and lame. It’s almost like a girl who wants to be a model, because she’s a vapid cunt, taking pics and staging Photoshoots like she’s Vogue…for her fucking instagram..only harder to jerk off to…

Anyway, I guess this dude lied to the world by saying he survived the WTC September 11 terrorist attack, because he realized it made people listen, notice and cast him….everyone likes a story of a hero escaping…

But today, many years later…the motherfucker came clean on the story being a lie, but one he couldn’t retract, and I think he deserves a lynching for using an American tragedy for personal gain, he should be ousted and forgotten..

But at the same time, a troll of that level is amazing, and really we only have the media to blame for being lazy and never bothering looking into the validity of the story…

Right…

Here’s the quote and now we all know who The League star Steve Rannazzisi is.

From NYT:

Confronted this week, though, with evidence that undermined his account, Mr. Rannazzisi, after a day of deliberation, acknowledged on Tuesday that his account was fiction. Actually, he had been working in Midtown that day, and not for Merrill Lynch, which has no record of his employment and had no offices in either tower.

“I was not at the Trade Center on that day,” he said in a statement provided by his publicist, Matthew Labov. “I don’t know why I said this. This was inexcusable. I am truly, truly sorry.”

“For many years, more than anything,” he said, “I have wished that, with silence, I could somehow erase a story told by an immature young man. It only made me more ashamed. How could I tell my children to be honest when I hadn’t come clean about this?”

“It was profoundly disrespectful to those who perished and those who lost loved ones,” he said. “The stupidity and guilt I have felt for many years has not abated. It was an early taste of having a public persona, and I made a terrible mistake. All I can ask is for forgiveness.”

Ridiculous…

Here’s Nadine Velazquez from The League’s Instagram slutty…to celebrate her co-star idiot..

Posted in:LOLZ|Steve Rannazzisi

2015

Sep

Topless Girl Tanning VS Elephant and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Strips When Going through Metal Detector…

Cops Beat Up Two Black Guys Waiting for a Ride to Work…

Man Beats Up Woman He Was on a First Date With….

Just a Good Old Fashion Street Shooting

Chinese Elevator of the Day

CHinese Escalator

Just a Guy Hitting Shoppers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social media’s gone nuts…

Facebook is launching a diskike button…after years of being asked to launch a dislike button…only to realize it will create wars and we like wars…while being programmed by some computer programmer who learned how to control humans….

Snapchat released animated emoji’s that a bunch of idiots have sent me, doing the exact same pose, like a bunch of robots..none on point because as a people we are lazy in the content we produce, just look at this site…and shitty content annoys me…that’s why I produce it…

While, Tinder gave me AIDS and possibly one unwanted pregnancy….thanks to 20 year olds not being into condoms…

Here are some links…on my anti social media…site no one visits thanks to social media making me obsolete…while giving me AIDS, dislike buttons and animated emojis….

Big Tits and her Guitar
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Caitlyn Jenner’s Voice is Hilarious…
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Sara Sampaio’s Sheer Shirt
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Gigi Hadid Average in a Bikini
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Topless Charlie Riina
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Pug Owner Throws Shit at Cops…
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Girls with Dimples…are Less Interesting than Girls Getting Plugged with Household Objects…But they Stll Work
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Amber Heard’s Mom is AMazing
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Truck Driver…Rolls
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Danielle Knudson in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not many girls, at least on TINDER like the opening line…”fuck me up the ass like my dad used to when I was 8″…

Even though my dad never used to do that….I don’t even know who my dad is…but I am sure my mom who got paid to have sex with him…probably wishes that’s why he did to her…I mean in the 3 years she had to care for me before dropping me off at an orphanage…

This post went from weird to depressing..

All I was trying to say is…don’t ever tell girls to fuck your ass like they were your dad…

They’ll hate it…and the ones who like it…may be the kind of girl you should avoid…

We call it the litmus test…and here are some stepLINKS…

Seat Belt Tits!
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Johnny Depp Gold Took Make Out Session with AMber Heard
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Charlotte McKinney Broken Face – Big Tits
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Amber Rose in Black Face
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Jessica ALba’s Legs on TV! Because She’s a Whore…
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Arianna Grande Promotes Shit
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Arianna Grande Still Apologizing
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney in a Sports Bra
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Fight Between Dallas Cowboy’s Fan
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Nicki Minaj Ass for Fashion Week
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Israeli Frenchie Diverting Flight…is amazing…
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Gary Busey on Dancing with the Stars
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Game of War Featuring Mariah Carey
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Nicki Minaj Areola
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Obama Spoke Out on the PC Movement on College Campuses…
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Gwen Stefani is Banging Blake Shelton
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Amber Heard Toronto CLeavage
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Driver Rolls Truck
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Rita Ora Stomach!
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Jessica Simpson Cleavage
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Lady Gaga in a Red Dress
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Kylie is a Babe Getting Stoned in her Panties
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Twerk Star of the Day
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TODAY in LARPING
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Dude Gets Crushed!
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Lily Aldridge in a See Through….
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Candice Swanepoel in a Thong
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Hailee Steinfeld Legs
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Dakota Fanning Nipples
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Victoria Justice is Cute Enough
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Babes Smoking Weed in NAture
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Bitchy Customer
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Lohan is Banned from Canada
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Kylie Jenner’s Entourage Pushed Jessica Alba..
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Woman Throwing Dog Shit on Cops…
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Jessica Biel in a Dress
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt
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Japan Killed Dolphin – Makes Me Mad
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Heidi Klum in a Dress…
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Fan Girls!
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Crocodile Hunter’s Daughter is Doing….Dancing with the Stars
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Hilary CLinton Said Nice Things About Kim K
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Girls Getting Naked – Is The Best Thing Ever….
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Lacey Banghard’s Big Fucking Tits
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This Lunatic Thinks Black Magic Will Protect His Arm from being Chopped Off
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Cunt Tear!
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Cyclist Fail
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Gun Safety Fail
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Raver Death of the Day
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This Girl has Great Tits
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Carla Gugino’s BOOBS
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Amazing Greek Girl Dancing in a Thong
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Porn GIFs of the Dya
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Best Amateur Ever
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Terrible Dildo of the Day
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Taser Fail!
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Every Day irls Being Naughty and Loving It Because Everyone is a Fucking Pervert
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2015

Sep

Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day

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Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba…

Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at…

All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes…

This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

Sep

Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day

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Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks…

They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go..

IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie…

Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt…

Here’s a bonus – LEG shot….

Here’s more of her with KYLIE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

Sep

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know…

Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs…

I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

Sep

Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day

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I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…

But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production…

Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner…

So weird.

TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halston Sage|SFW

2015

Sep

Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day

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As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break….

She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits..