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Julianne Hough Promotes her Book in her Underwear of the Day

Taylor Swift Ass in her Concert Panties From Behind of the Day

Alix Earle is the Instagram Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Back of the Day

Carmen Electra’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

2015

Sep

Kate Upton at the Barn of the Day

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Plus sized model, who sexts her boyfriend, who she loves so much, even though he sexts other girls, because we saw his phone hack, and we got a glimpse into his on the road behavior, probably fueled by tinder,and being a pro-athlete, coupled with having a fat, sloppy tit, overrated, but famous as fuck girlfriend, who is better on paper, in viral videos and photoshoots, than in life…but she allows his antics because she’s a broken rich girl, and they turn a blind eye to boys being boys, in a world where people just want her tits…her big sloppy tits…even dogs…because she’s just that fertile lookin’…that other species get sucked in…

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2015

Sep

James Franco Has Sex With Himself of the Day

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Breaking Sex…

AOL is working on being relevant by creating or hiring famous people to produce video content for them, in what I assume they probably spent 1,000,000 dollars on, even though production of this is probably 10,000 dollars at the most, but whatever, they put together the mash-up video that is destined to go viral because it features James Franco, it’s merges two popular shows, and it involves Franco Fucking himself in weirdness.

I don’t really love where the world is going, but I’m glad the internet happened to really understand how fucking weird the general public is..in what they like..

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2015

Sep

X-Factor Caroline Flack Nipple of the Day

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Caroline Flack is either a X-Factor host, or contestant..

As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic..

So trying to come up with an angle other than “she’s showing her nipple for attention because everyone is a fame whore”…is a waste of my time…

But looking at her nipple, even for 2 seconds, just to remind you that girls still post topless pics, and sneak their nipple in to get coverage, still exists…and maybe, just maybe that excites you.

That said, she looks like Bruce Jenner.

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2015

Sep

Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day

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I have never met a lesbian who isn’t angry at the fucking world, I like to say it is because they don’t get enough dick, but realize that’s just ignorant, because based on my dick, that would just make a girl way angrier…and other girls eating them out, is probably a way less traumatic and calming experience, where they don’t need to feel disgusted and worthless while wondering if the smell of my cum will every come off of them…

That said, Bieber is an angry Lesbian, yelling at the Today Show Cameraman in front of a crown, because he’s getting in the way…

It’d be much more interesting, if his Ellen, Sam Ronson, Tilda Sweetin, hair…was blowing in the wind….

I wonder if he became lesbian like other lesbians…by being molested by Usher as a child…paid off and bought…millions and millions of dollars later…

Either way, it all makes sense….and is expected..and I jsut did a Bieber post…what’s wrong with me…I blame the world…

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2015

Sep

Girl Gets Catfish Stuck to her Leg of the Day

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Part of me hates this..but I am the kind of motherfucker who looks at anything that involves girls in bikinis. It’s pretty much dumbed me down as a human. Instead of working, or reading, or writing anything of substance…I’ve been looking at bikini pics, like they fucking matter…Instead of traveling or making money to travel to places where girls are in bikinis in real life…I spend my adventures on the internet looking at pics of girls in bikinis…it’s all pretty pathetic…

But not as pathetic as knowing that to create a viral video or web series, you just need a busy girl in a bikini…doing pretty much anything…

In this case, they’ve confused the meaning of getting Catfished….or maybe they’ve reclaimed the word catfish, from being a fat girl who sends you bikini pics of other girls…to trick you into sex or to masturbate to them…just for fantasy…like the internet was designed for…it’s not catfishing, it’s internet…

THIS is catfishing…

Smacking your dumb friend with a dead fish while being dumb and getting it stuck…because it’s got burrs…idiots…and it’s not only amazing…because of the bikini…it’s amazing because it’s so fucking dumb…but better because of the bikini.

I have no idea if this is old or new, I just know it’s great.

Posted in:Videos

2015

Sep

Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day

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Pug Owner Throws Dog Shit at the Police

Police Shooting of the Day

Car Surfing is the New Drifting

Suicide of the Day…What the Fuck…

Blacks VS Whites in London

Puerto Rico Tourism Video of the DAy – Off Duty Cop Killed

Extreme Selfie of the Day – The Wingsuit Edition

NYC – SUbway Streaker

FLASHBACK FRIDAY = This is the best video I posted this week..Naked Fat Man in a Hotel

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When the aliens attack – will people still care about how many likes their Instagram pics get?

It is September 11th, impossible to forget, largely due to social media status updates, which are fine, I mean it was a pretty big deal in History….even for Canadians…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Mirror Selfies..
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini
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Keith Richards Wants His Daughters to Snort his Ashes
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Alyssa Milano for Breast Feeding…
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Epic Vehicle JUmp of the Day
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Bikini Famewhore of the Day
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Hot Girls in Bed.
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Body shamers…I love body shamers…because I am a body shamer on the internet, it makes me laugh to see how worked up people get…it’s like feminism, just a flawed ideology that people have adapted and embraced…but that’s just hypocritical…

Because I was with a girl who accuses me of bodyshaming everyday – because I do – I find it funny…I also find it funny hanging with girls who hate what I do everyday…but who can’t hate me bacause i am likeable and lovely..

I pointed out this hot, tall, girl..and was like…I’d like to wear those legs as a scarf, or somethng equally life changing and sexual…

To which, the girl who hates want I do, to say “that girl needs to do some squats”…

I was like “what?”

She’s like “she’s got a flat ass and could use 5 pounds and to tone up”..

I was like “What?”…

Who’s the body shamer now bitch..you and all your holier than thou liar friends who hate me for what I do, but are evil as long as it’s not a facebook status, tweet or viral video are the worst.

I love all girls and want to have sex with all girls..but girls aren’t as nice as me about other girls…

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Beyonce on Beyonce in Beyonce wearing Beyonce, Because: Beyonce.
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Girls without Bras are a Good Time
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Emilia Clarke Hot for GQ
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Ireland Baldwin – Potato Head
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Katy Perry’s Booty Peek
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Mila Kunis Tight Pants
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Dogs Gone Swimming..
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Madonna is in Montreal…Gays went Crazy…I Smelled Expired Milk…She’s Staying at the W
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Torie Wilson’s Hot Body
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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US Presidents (Allegedly) in the Illuminati
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Idiot Russian of the Day
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GIrls in Lingerie Smoking Weed
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The Other Olsen in a Film Festival
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Nina Agdal Topless in a Photoshoot
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The Most Shameless Product Placement in Movies
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HOT BABE OF THE DAY
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Rita Ora in Red
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Hot Model of the Day
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Bieber is a Bitch
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Rihanna See Through Bra…in Public…
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Christina Milian Fat Ass
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Girls With Blunts
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Cute Girls Smiling
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Dita Von Teese at an Event…
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Caroline Flack Topless
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Penelope Cruz Cleavage
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Alicia Rountree See Through Pasties
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Natalie Portman on Set
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Some THings that Bounce are Exciting
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Ashley Tisdale Bra Peek..
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Charlie Hunnam in V
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Kim Garner Legs
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ALysha Nett Nipple
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Beiber Looks like a Lesbian – The Way Usher Likes Him
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Jessica Simpson in a Sheer Top
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Jessica Alba Stretching…
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34 of the Funniest Street Signs on the Open Road
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Tom Hiddleston Singing as Hank Williams
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Caught Masturbating!
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Clover is Naked on the Beach
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How to Cook a Lady
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Sexy and Funny Gifs of a Cam Girl named Shaye Rivers
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2015

Sep

Hilary Duff Solid in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick as fuck…..and she’s in a bikini, rocking what I assume is fake tits, but who cares all tits are tits, that’s the beauty of tits…

It’s just like a recently divorced, rich as fuck, child star, turned mom, to go out there half naked for her very loyal fucking fans…the ind of fans you’d want a retraining order against, to feel like she’s still got it…

And as someone who calls skinny girls fat, to piss off fat girls who are fat, and skinny girls who aren’t as skinny as the girl I call fat, I will say she’s looking strong, the kind of strong I’d want to wrestle, Ideally getting a headlock between her thighs, where she makes me head explode like a watermelon, because after experiencing that, I’d have lived enough, seen all I needed to see, ready to throw in the towel..

And I’m not even a Hilary Duff or a sturdy girl fan…but for some reason, I reason I call morbidly obese wife, I am right now…

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2015

Sep

Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing.

She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them…

She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16….

She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits..

She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits…

The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW