2015
23
Jul
I think it’s safe to say that Lourdes Leon is doing better than Zoe Kravitz…
Because she’s just showing off her tits like her mother…
Not dating her mother…
These celebrity kids are fucking weird…just raised by self involved, narcissist, horrible people, who have too much fucking money…and infrastructure that lives a very unrealistic existence…making these people social experiments…
Posted in:Lourdes Leon|SFW
2015
23
Jul
These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…
Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s…
Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen…
Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW
2015
23
Jul
I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you…
I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law….
This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in
This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me…
But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do.
Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW
2015
23
Jul
I know I call Sports Illustrated models gold digging Sugar Babies, who just use Sports Illustrated as a vehicle to increase their social media following, and to in turn feel like they are established as models, and professionals at modeling, so that rich guys feel less like they are hiring hookers, even though modeling is just hooking…they feel like they are linking up with top tier, chosen by an agency, a casting director, and a photographer…before ending up on their yacht….
Because Sports Illustrated models are gold digging Sugar Babies….who use modeling to get boyfriends, it’s not like they are getting paid to be in the magazine, it’s just a stamp of approval…
So everything they do, is about self promoting, and about building out that brand to lure the richest guy, and in doing they they pull these silly stunts on instagram, showing off to get some buzz, because it works for one of them, and the other’s follow…
I miss when models were something unattainable and prestigious, bow they are just bottom feeding garbage…and not just because they look like they have Downs Syndrome, like Nina Agdal…but because of everything they do….
Not that I have any issue with a girl showing off her hot ass…I encourage this, she just needs to know she’s a hooker and I’m sure she does every time someone she fucks leaves behind 10k in cash…
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2015
23
Jul
I took an Art History class many fucking years ago, I don’t even remember it, but it was when I figured out that art is a fucking lie, as is talent except maybe for musical talent, and really every one is just lying to us….it’s all a fucking scam..
But I would like to interpret these photos as Kendall Jenner posing with puppets that reflect her nad her families existence as puppets to the media and America, where they do what they need to do to provide entertainment, but puppets don’t get paid for their appearances, and this shell of a human, who represents all evil and all that is wrong with the world…is just getting paid millions of dollars by a brand to peddle their product to her social media audience that is huge, because intagram models get the fashion jobs now, because fashion is about pushing product people don’t need, packaging it as trends, to sustain waste and constant production in sweatshops of bullshit that is overpriced garbage…
And it’s safe to say, I’d rather she followed her sister’s lead and did the sex tape. Because sex doll exploiting herself, is better than daughter being exploited by her money grubbing, greedy, sugar baby mom on a mission…
Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW
2015
23
Jul
I don’t know if it has to do with me being Canadian, but I am going to assume that it is, because I’ve looked at this Katy Perry in Vogue Japan picture and all I see is Celine Dion…
I am wondering if Celine Dion’s face is just imprinted on my brain, as she’s the only one that Canada like brainwashing us with…you know our own hero…
Kind of like the way the media brainwashes me with Katy Perry songs, because I guess they get a good kickback to promote it, and make it pop on a mainstream level….otherwise no one would listen to her shitty songs, and she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Japan….and I’d never know all the lyrics to every single Katy Perry song, none of which I’ve actively listened to on my own…kind of scary really….what else are they programming us with…and why am I not doing anything about it..is it because I am distracted by her tits….I am distracted by her tits…did you see her tits…Katy Perry has tits.
If you don’t like that – and you shouldn’t – here’s Katy Promoting a Perfume..
Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW
2015
23
Jul
I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits..
So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking…
All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good.
Posted in:Delilah Parillo
2015
23
Jul
Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being old, but she wasn’t fired from being the wife of a DJ making me assume she likes to rave like a crackhead on drugs…I know how DJ Whores work…and the mother of two kids she probably has raised by nannies…while rocking an insane fit body, because I guess she’s dealing with rejection while sitting on her millions of dollars…that she made for being half naked…and that her husband made playing other people’s music…scammers..
That said, she’s better than Miranda Kerr on her hooker mission, dating billionaire after billionaire, until locking down the founder of Snapchat…
And here she is in a bikini
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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW
2015
23
Jul
I have never heard of the The Clermont Twins but they seem interesting, but I am only saying that because they are grabbing each others naked bodies, something all twins should do, because it is just masturbation…
I figure if you’re twins, even if you’re decent looking, but willing to get naked – you’re gonna win…
I’m not sure what you’re going to win, what the win is, or what the point of all this is….so but Terry shot them, so they’re in the big enough times…even though they look like they some kind of Ethnically Ambiguous Nicki Minaj tranny….
Posted in:Terry Richardson
2015
23
Jul
So Andreja Pejic was a male model named Andrej Pejic….who I guess got booked for being androgynous….before realizing that this trans thing is pretty popular and fashion and the mainstream fucking love it, so that he could jump on the trans thing…and become Andreja Pejic like he was Bruce Jenner, but more subtle in his rebranding…and I guess it’s not all that shocking, male modeling is a pretty gay activity, the fashion industry is a pretty gay industry, the models getting booked, are likely doing the casting couch hustle Disney is doing with their teens, same thing but different fetish..
So taking this route is fine, especially since Andreja Pejic is committed to the cause and had the “reassignment” surgery….so that she can really get straight men, which I guess means got the chop…so that it’s not gay for you to jerk off to these pics of her in DAZED magazines, she’s got a vagina, that was once a penis, just last year….but really all penises started out as vaginas, and all vaginas are therefore penises…even if it happened in the womb…
She looks good to me, I guess I don’t need a uterus to appreciate beauty…I mean I’ve fucked so many hysterectomy from HPV bitches in my day who were more many than this once man….
Don’t get me wrong, I find trans weird, I don’t get it and think it’s a fucking with natured, possibly a mental disorder thing, but with science…you can reassign your gender so whatever, a lot of these dudes are just better at being girls than girls cuz they want it bad…
Not to mention, trans is the most popular porn category….straight dudes love trans…and they rationalize it as 4 tits one dick…but it’s still a fucking trans…and that’s more gay than jerking off to this once man…becaus it’s no dick…just scars from where the dick was….or some shit….
Well…this has been an interesting journey…
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