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2015

24

Jul

Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day

Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is supposed to mean she’s a sugar baby hooker who bangs billionaires….or maybe I am…

But if I was a billionaire, I probably wouldn’t bother banging this one, when I can have all of them, probably at the same time, but I would definitely hire them to do great things…like wipe my ass with their tongue because if you’re paying that kind of money for something, that is only there because you are paying that kind of money, then why use toilet paper.

Or you can put her in fitness clothing campaign…that seems like a genius use of her “bikini modeling” capabilities….

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2015

24

Jul

Tamara Derkach is Amazing in Polanski No. 4 of the Day

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I don’t think this si TAMARA DERKACH on facebook, but I could be wrong…maybe it is a diversion, maybe these pics of her are from many years ago, maybe this is who she is without hair and make-up…because who the fuck is Tamara Derkach…other than her rhyming with Cock..and her willingness to get naked, I think we’ve got all we need on her….

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2015

24

Jul

Ashley Benson Channels Kate Upton of the Day

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I guess Ashley Benson is a bit of a shape shifter on her NYC trip promoting some movie that she plays some kind of nerd action star in….

A promo tour she’s contractually obliged to do, but that I guess she’s doing to show off her real talent or super power of an actress…

And that is being able to go from a see through top wearing, broad backed, built like monster Kate Upton, all thick and sloppy and disgusting….

To a 45 year old mom out on the town after her divorce went through…talent…

Here she is in a Towel for snapchat…

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Posted in:Ashely Benson|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Kendall Jenner for Estee Lauder of the Day

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Looks like a porn shoot to me…and I’ve been on porn shoots so I know…

Naked girl, in bed…for “fashion”…

Seems pretty suspicious to me you gang of fucking perverts doing your pervert things…

I guess when your existence is based on a hooker and a pornstar sister….

Getting naked in bed is considered benefiting from all the shit her mom and sister had to stick in their mouths…you know like when you meet a cab driver or blue collar laborer who slaved so that his kids could be doctors or lawyers, but the slut version…

I mean shes’ getting paid, so that makes it ok, that’s what I tell every girl taking money to get naked under and and all situations, whether it is for…and it’s subtle, I mean we can’t even see her labia…making it all ok….since the reality is, we’re all fucking whores..

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2015

24

Jul

Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie…

I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke…

Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

24

Jul

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini…of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is in a bikini… who is Kimberly Garner? Who cares…she’s in a bikini, working the paparazzi, so that people look her up, or remember that she was on some UK TV show…and who at one point in time was desperate enough to follow me on Twitter, so that I’d notice her, and if that’s not bottom feeding, it’s even lower grade than that….but it’s fucking bottom feeding. off the bottom feeding..then she blocked me…because that’s what cunts like this do. They are out for themselves…using you as far as they can, so jerk off to her and forget her name..because we can’t feed into this..

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2015

24

Jul

Julia Lescova for Treats! of the Day

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I don’t know if I am saying this because I am jealous that these Treats! dudes out of LA get all these aspiring models and instagram models naked for their rich investors at their parties, paving the way for a constant flow of sugar babies to a sex obsessed group of rich men….you know always recruiting the hot girls, who think it’s the hot place to be, so that they can live that LA life being hot…and I’m not invited…

But I find all these hot girls posing like assholes for no reason boring, stupid, a waste of time, uninteresting, uninspiring, garbage..

Yes they are hot, so many girls are hot…some hotter than others, but so many girls have enough of what I need to get off…a vagina…

So seeing these idiots posing like they are fucking selling product, or doing the Vogue, or who the fuck knows, just constantly makes me laugh..

It’s all over instagram, it’s like do you not realize you look like an asshole trying to look hot and amazing…

It drives me fucking crazy…just stand there, pump you booty out, bend so you look like you have a waist, what’s the post of this again? Oh right, because we like naked chicks…

It’s just so dumb…but I’ll still look, because it is stll naked chicks, but I think it’s time people dig a little deeper than these cheesy fucking shoots…we get it, you can pose, or you can push a button on a camera…but what’s the fucking point…creating disposable bullshit art? ok..showing off tits…ok….

I expect more out of these millionaires….but Julia Lescova is still naked, at least she’s naked, if she wasn’t naked these photos would be real fucking dumb…

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2015

24

Jul

Emily Osment’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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I have a theory that I have written about pretty much every single time I’ve written about this Emily Osment character…

The theory, although probably just a figment of my imagination, that is a more interesting place than Hollywood, is that Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…like he was Bruce Jenner…because Bruce Jenner is a sensationalized clown…and Hayley Joel was the kid from the Sixth Sense…

So, my thinking is that he went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars….because he was at one point nominated for Oscars…

Like so many boy actors before him, being fed that he “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

But then he grew up, and no one cared, forgotten….which is probably rough on your self esteem, so rough that you turn yourself into a chick, because you know…tits get hits and as long as you show them off…people will be blinded by the tits..and that’s all you care about and all you need to have a career…

Or it could be his sister…but where’s the fun in that.

Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2015

24

Jul

The Hottest Nina Agdal Has Ever Looked of the Day

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A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jul 23, 2015 at 5:59pm PDT

I am pretty inconsistent in my opinion of people, because I don’t know these people, they aren’t my friends, or people I hang out with or even know anything about, it’s not like we go to the same high school, even though it seems that way because I post their nonsense all the time, when really at my core I don’t think any of them matter…whether it is a low level model like Nina Agdal, or a higher paid instagram model, or even Jennifer Lawrence after leaking her nude pics…it’s all just fucking bullshit…

I just make fun of how overrated they are, like this one, I call big and awkward drunk with a shitty face who looks inbred or downs syndrome, because maybe whatever country she was imported from by some rich guy who finances her life, is into fucking your relatives…

But today…she looks good….so I guess I’m seeing what that rich guy who imported her saw all those years ago before she became a Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t get paid to be in Sports Illustrated…none of them do…but who has managed to keep the train of rich dudes coming..in her, on her, but not enough to get her pregnant yet because she still wants to pretend she’s a model, you know maybe one day she’ll finally hit..

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2015

24

Jul

News Eye Witness of the Day

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1 Minute in..This woman broke the internet..

Sure it wasn’t in a Kim Kardashian way…which I don’t consider breaking the internet, they just told us they were breaking the internet in part of their brain washing….when really the only thing Kim Kardashian should be breaking is the chairs she may be sitting on, or the hopes and dreams of anyone with talent..who has to look at her and ask “why is that a bigger star than I’ll ever be”….maybe breaking morale for young girls in school who see her half retard antics and aspire for that shit…maybe even ruining a generation of girls…while creating an ass implant industry for all these idiot cheesy club girls….

Either way, why does breaking the internet make me think Kardashian…when nothing should make me think Kardashians…ever…

And everything should make me think of this girl, talking about her Cousin burning down her house, because he can’t get with her – since she’s married…

Something you’d want to keep off the news, unless you’re just the ultimate troll…or an inbred retard..

Who knows…it’s good.

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