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2015

18

Aug

Art Provocative Brings the Australian Sex Workers of the Day

I am a firm believer of sex workers being legalized, regulated, in control of their body….it si the oldest profession and if a girl want to fuck for money, she should be allowed to make that choice…if she wants to fuck for love, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s the DJ, or celebrity, or int he band, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s a nice guy and they met as childhood friends, she should be allowed to make that choice…

The state’s involvement in what conditions people should fuck makes no sense to me…but I blame Christians…especially since most politicians fuck hookers, often times the trans kind..

That said, as a sex worker lover, because we are all God’s people, and I take my own distorted JESUS approach, @Art_Provocative is a friend of the site, and a friend of the girls, who takes the pictures for what would have bene back pages ads…many years ago…

It’s an interesting job, that gives us a look into an interesting world, one that I full support, and endorse, as long as the girls are safe…and look like this because this girl’s a fucking babe….

Posted in:Photos

2015

18

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy

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Candice Swanepoel is apparently engaged to her longterm boyfriend and no one actually cares because Candice Swanepoel doesn’t matter..

She’ sold and tired looking now, her body still great, but her entire career she’s been uninteresting, uneventful and a total waste of talent and opportunity…

Victoria’s Secret took her Rich South African ass and gave it a platform to be scandalous or even fun, and instead they got some bitch who should work in administration, and not the good kind of administration, like administering enemas and objects in her ass…but rather the socially awkward kind that in a pre-internet era would have been in a mail room filing letters…

She sucks, her engagement doesn’t matter, but her naked selfie on instagram is interesting enough to post and I guess hEre she is for Victoria’s Secret’s recent catalog…that is cheesy as fuck and the same as it was many many years ago..which I guess is pretty representative of Swanepoel…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Jennifer Lawrence Hot in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal…and I am in Montreal…and it would make so much sense for the gossip magazines if we were in Montreal together, but the truth is that I don’t leave my house, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t know I exist, and really represents all that is wrong in the entertainment industry, I mean other than her nude pics…her nude pics were a good strategic release to help win some more fans…her tits perfect…her poses amazing…really channelling a slut in a long distance relationship dying to get fucked…an insatiable appetite for her pussy cumming…but those pics were not nearly as good as this one of her…that really showcases her natural beauty and possible over eating….now that Fat chicks are the best…

TO SEE PICS OF HER BRALESS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

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Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money…

Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance…

I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good…

That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity…

THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Drowned Ass of the Day

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I don’t mean to milk these Jessica Alba in a bikini pics like they matter…but I just can’t help myself. I guess I”m like an internet hoarder who should realize that if you’re actually an Alba fan you’ve already seen all these pics, especially since I posted some of them yesterday, like they mattered, even though they don’t, but I guess they do….

But I figure if Alba is milking them, I should play alone, we as a collective haven’t made her a massive success or anything, we might as well keep it up so she really maximizes everything….more than she already has…

You see, her business is going public, she’ll walk away with over 200 million dollars, and she can go back to her true love, no not being a mom, being the now middle aged girl, dudes who wanted to fuck her when they were in high school still want to fuck…and she’ll produce content for that because when you have all the money in the world, what else is there to do…just ask Beyonce…

That said, there’s something highly erotic about staring at her ass in a bikini while she plays dead, like a drowned victim in the grotto…maybe this will become a new instagram trend called “floating”…for people like me to jerk off to…fantasies of throwing my wife overboard in international waters on a cruise…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Micaela Schafer in Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t white, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits..

Well, her career has really taken off, and is now putting out calendars, and doing shoots like this with her friend, like a solid Playboy chick in the 90s, which is way out of style here, but Germans still love David Hasselhoff and take him seriously, that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Micaela Schafer

2015

18

Aug

Stella Maxwell Panty Flash of the Day

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There’s been no real confirmation that Miley and Stella Maxwell are actually grinding vaginas like a group of slutty lesbians, but the reality is that they are the younger generation, that grew up on porn, and that realize that there is a difference between sex and love, and more importantly, that can’t control their animalistic instincts thanks to being raised on porn, that they just have orgies and fuck each other, like it aint a thing, because I guess it aint and thing, unless the girl you’re eating out is Miley Cyrus, even if it is just for fun, because when it comes out to the media, you all of a sudden matter, because you’re the girl in Miley’s life, even though the rest of the world doesn’t realize you both fuck everyone…and this is just marketable for both of you…

For Miley to secure her stance on gender issues and homo life…and for Stella as a newly singed VS model, clearly used to target young hipsters, because she doesn’t look like a VS model, making me assume this is soem Victoria’s Secret curated girl on girl sex…and all it took was some money, or gift cards so that Miley can get panties all day…all day…

I know what you’re thinking, Miley can afford panties, designers send her panties, she probably just uses her bush as panties, because she’s white trash and feminist, but the days she does where panties, she goes to Victoria’s Secret…because that’s just what trashy white girls do..

Living the Disney Dream…

Here Stella in some Instagram promo video…

Here’s Miley Cyrus in a Music Video of the Day, just because we can’t leave her out of this press…it would be unfair to see her being used

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

18

Aug

Christina Aguilera Sings of the DAy

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X-Tina aguilera brought her mom of two with different dads because she’s just a stereotype…with daddy issues…tits to some singing performance that was as annoying as you’d expect her to be, all pushing her voice to this loud screeching awful place that people were impressed by in the 90s, giving her a career…when she was about half the size and without implants…

I just trolled her instagram account, which I think is xtina, but I’m too lazy to check…but she posted a topless panty selfie there addressing how “real” she is…

She also has pics of her 1920s style lingerie, boudoir with XXX neon sign over the door, because e every rich as fuck girl needs a sex room which would have been hotter when she was pre-menopause and in her 20s, because no one really wants anything to do with horny old ladies, if anything they make us question everything as they aggressively come onto us thanks to being at the peak of their sex drive..but only because we can feel anything when inside them due to the sheer size of the cavity.

HEre she is singing another song…with her tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Boring for Vogue of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is playing make belief…as a lot of rich people do, but they believe their bulsshit so hard, that other people around them believe it to….So it makes sense that she’s considered a model, because she’s skinny enough, tall enough, and relevant enough in this social media driven world…

It’s like she’s not as disgusting as the other Kardashians and she targets a younger generation of people who are just idiots impressed by instagram followers, because they don’t have patience to watch movies or get into people with actual talent, but rather they just accept the low hanging fruit, kitchen garbage people that are dropped in their face..

And really, Vogue just perpetuates this shit because they want to make ad dollars…

Kendall Jenner is average at best…but I guess so are all models…but turning a reality star into a Vogue Cover girl…is just the fucking worst…the world…so misguided..

She’s just so average and this photoshoot is just garbage. She’s the kind of girl we are interested in when naked, not like this