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2015

18

Aug

Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day

With the news of Jared from Subway pleading guilty on child pornography charges, because clearly the dude was a creepy pervert all along, he just managed to distract the world with his weight loss gimmick and million dollar pay out….

I figured I should post pictures of the no longer underage, but pretty much 30 year old look the last 5 years, Kylie Jenner and her sister, in what looks like a face tuned photo, giving them an unhuman waist to hip ratio, because up until this past week, her tranny face she got from her father, made so many men creepy, borderline sex offenders…mainly Tyga who was fucking her…openly, and not punished for it…

I guess it is safe to say this family is the fucking worst…below average at best…yet celebrated for being vapid, money grupping, brats…in bikinis…

Did I mention they are in bikinis, because bikinis, like sex tapes, make people relevant..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

I mean…except fo the tits…they are big…

Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens One Piece of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted a series of videos of her in a one piece…doing some jittery gif type movement that I guess she thought was futuristic or cool…until one of her fans with epilepsy dies in a convulsion…ruining the fun for everyone else….who like seeing twitching titties in a one piece vibrate like it was 1999 and you were loading a PORN gif on dial up internet…

Vanessa Hudgens is always so innovative..from nude selfies rocking her feminist bush..to this…and despite being relatively insignificant, she’s Disney trained and the only High School musical tits I believe will release more nudes…or get nude in movies…but I guess I only know two High School musical girls and the other one is just a nose.

TO SEE PICS OF HER BRALESS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

18

Aug

Big Kate Upton in CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Kate Upton is a plus sized model and the fact that they didn’t package her as one from Day one, is just a ridiculous lie, forcing her to photoshop the fuck out of herself, or more importantly, book some relevant fashion book called CR, that is apparently prestigious to get, all while rocking a Hilary Clinton body, complete with a fucking sweater wrapped around her waste, like an insecure girl at the pool, or going for a jog, or wearing leggings, because she knows her ass and belly are garbage…

Instead of just embracing her huge fucking tits…and dumpy ass body and saying “I am plus sized, we fooled you all, and here is my gut” as she eats a fucking pie..or cake, or both, because she’s fat…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Booty Big Game Hunting of the Day

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I like to think this is a heartless Bar Refaeli mocking the game hunting of Lions, possibly because she’s Israeli, and figures north Africa has more issues than people hunting Lions, but rather people hunting Jews…something that I assume happens in Tel Aviv, when she’s not ripping lines of cocaine at some beach party until 7 in the morning, because she’s a wife now, ready to settle down and make babies, and use her celebrity, especially her local celebrity to make her as rich as possible, because that’s what she’s into…especially now since her vagina has tasted Leonardo’s possibly homo dick…probably unprotected…since no one uses condoms…but didn’t trap him when she had the chance…not that that has anything to do with her mooning Zebra bodies…in fact, I don’t know what mooning Zebra bodies has to do with anything, but she is doing it, and I guess that’s better than a day at the zoo…unless you’re the kind of guy who like captive animals becuase they are the only think that you can relate to, as you life feels like a horrible prison…

Posted in:Bar Refeali|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Ginger Spice in a Bikini of the Day

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Ginger Spice was the chubby, but good chubby, not Baby Spice chubby, Spice Girl created in the UK, set to take over the world, in what was cheesy and calculated but that worked, because the general population are retards who eat this shit up…

Ginger Spice was tits, that were previously a nude model and possible stripper, tits that weren’t quite as hard nippled as Scary Spice…that were more eager to be exposed….

She was the one who probably would have become a hooker, but who instead…had a solo career with one song…and now, she’s more fit, a mom and in a bikini…

Which is apparenlty…newsworthy…even though she was kicked out of the band in 1999, because I guess I used to jerk off to their music video, since it was pre-porn on the interent…close to 3 decades ago…yet they still matter…and are putting on a reunion tour…which is just weird…

Here’s a jazzy edit of the pics…Jazzy…

Posted in:Ginger Spice|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day

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I didn’t care about the Nicki Minaj nipple slip at some Vancouver concert…or as they call it…a wardrobe malfunction…

I hate when people call it a wardrobe malfunction…

I don’t find Nicki Minaj nipple exciting, hot, interesting, or even worth noticing…

There are so many better, less successful sure, but way cooler nipples to look at…

Hell, I would rather look at your nipple than this trash…

No, I will not suck it while you jerk off..that’s gay…

Fine, I wouldn’t rather look at your nipple than her nipple, but I still don’t care about her nipple..

THis isn’t Janet Jackson superbowl half time you know…

This is the porn era, and unless her dude has his baby arm spreading her large anus apart…

This isn’t exciting…she’s dumpy…and a lie…make her go away…thanks..

Here is the best video on the topic..

To see more of the Concert Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day

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I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics….

Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows…

Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2015

18

Aug

Art Provocative Brings the Australian Sex Workers of the Day

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I am a firm believer of sex workers being legalized, regulated, in control of their body….it si the oldest profession and if a girl want to fuck for money, she should be allowed to make that choice…if she wants to fuck for love, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s the DJ, or celebrity, or int he band, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s a nice guy and they met as childhood friends, she should be allowed to make that choice…

The state’s involvement in what conditions people should fuck makes no sense to me…but I blame Christians…especially since most politicians fuck hookers, often times the trans kind..

That said, as a sex worker lover, because we are all God’s people, and I take my own distorted JESUS approach, @Art_Provocative is a friend of the site, and a friend of the girls, who takes the pictures for what would have bene back pages ads…many years ago…

It’s an interesting job, that gives us a look into an interesting world, one that I full support, and endorse, as long as the girls are safe…and look like this because this girl’s a fucking babe….

Posted in:Photos

2015

18

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy

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Candice Swanepoel is apparently engaged to her longterm boyfriend and no one actually cares because Candice Swanepoel doesn’t matter..

She’ sold and tired looking now, her body still great, but her entire career she’s been uninteresting, uneventful and a total waste of talent and opportunity…

Victoria’s Secret took her Rich South African ass and gave it a platform to be scandalous or even fun, and instead they got some bitch who should work in administration, and not the good kind of administration, like administering enemas and objects in her ass…but rather the socially awkward kind that in a pre-internet era would have been in a mail room filing letters…

She sucks, her engagement doesn’t matter, but her naked selfie on instagram is interesting enough to post and I guess hEre she is for Victoria’s Secret’s recent catalog…that is cheesy as fuck and the same as it was many many years ago..which I guess is pretty representative of Swanepoel…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW