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Sydney Sweeney’s Upside Down Titty Hangers of the Day

Heidi Klum in a Sheer Outfit for Tiesto of the Day

Topless Celine Dion Grabbing her Stiff Person Tit of the Day

Mila Azul is Naked of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Offensive Pirate Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2015

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Twin in Bikinis of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted a picture of her and her twin in the same pose and bikini on instagram…because I guess she wanted us to know that there are two of her…and not just her busty sister:

Or maybe she’s just using stupid effects on her phone in attempts to make a picture interesting, which as someone who has been sending and releasing nudes since she was 17….you’d think she’d have mastered the selfie, cameraphone picture by now…you know when the world went “WTF, that’s the worst nude I’ve ever seen, and she’s rumored to be 17 and it should be the best nude based on that alone, how did she fuck this up”….she’d take a course or something….

But I guess that’s asking too much from a lazy celebrated actress…

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2015

Jun

Alexis Ren Topless with her Boyfriend on Instagram of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an it-girl. She’s got over a million followers. He boyfriend has over 1,000,000 follower. They were tumblr famous because they did all kinds of silly rich person things and documented it…

Like traveling to Tahiti at 17 to jump out of planes and fuck in cabanas overlooking the ocean…when not driving around her Ferraris in Beverly Hills…

You know Rich Kids of Instagram shit to make normal people feel inadequate and to make them appear to be more interesting than they actually are…but good visuals are good visuals…

Now these two represent a love and relationship you know is a lie for attention and an angle to get paid and make money because they get social media…

And in representing their love you know is as deep as her running off with the next producer offering her work…because people only care about themselves, especially when they are instagram famous vapid idiots…

They are producing erotica, aspirational shit for people who dream of a life like theirs, sitting in an office…

It’s up on some romance novel cover in quality….but topless and we like topless…so here it is…Alexis Ren and her “Man” for the ladies…because they are easy to manipulate…

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2015

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day

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I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from.

I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face…

Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level…

But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t…

So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me…

She’s so disgusting – it’s hot….

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2015

Jun

Kesler Tran’s Got a New Nude Girl of the Day

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Kesler Tran is one of the LA based photographers who I apprecaite. He does pretty solid nudes, with a certain level of production value, that are hot and classy and interesting to look at….which is what I look for in nudes…

You see, I am so desensitized to porn, vulgar, graphic, grimy, low quality shit..and I am so bored of nude pics, even though I love seeing people nude, ideally people I know…that when nice images happen, I notice for a few seconds, which is more than I spend on most things, as instagram and Tumblr and blogs just throw this shit down our throats everyday all day…so to even notice nudes like this…means something…not much but something….

I don’t know the model’s name.

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2015

Jun

Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day

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Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh…

Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene…

Her three reasons she was fed….are:

1- She’s used it her whole life?

I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES.

2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one…

I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value…

Bullshit…

3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun?

Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit…

Ads would be far more interesting if she said:

My three reasons for doing this are:

1- They offered me lots of money and I like money.
2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money.
3- Money is fun….

Money.

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2015

Jun

Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

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I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores.

Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt.

Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone…

Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to.

She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong…

Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele…

Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2015

Jun

Model Eats Five Food Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Femen Protesters are Hilarious

Venezuelan News Presenters NAaked for Soccer

Gay Man of the Day

Crane Accident of the Day

High School Fight….Guy VS Girl

Police Cadet Blows Up

Free Nipple – Iceland

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I talk to two kinds of girls. Those who see my site or INSTAGRAM …and think “I want in, here’s some nudes”….and those who see my site and INSTAGRAM and say “This guy is a creep, I’m not going to ever give him a nude pic of me, I’m not one of those girls”….and about two weeks later…they become the “I want in, here’s some nudes”…because I am a creep and people love creeps as long as they aren’t hiding in your basement, or outside you bathroom window…

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Gold Digger – Sugar Baby of the Day
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Farrah Abraham is Selling her DNA
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Sexy Backs
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Disabled Dog Walks Again
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Surfer Jesus Babe with One Arm Makes Baby
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Facebook Stupidity
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Before they were Famous
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Trashy Fame Whore in a Bikini
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The NCAAP Woman on the Today SHow
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Young Girls on the Red Carpet
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Deer Breaks into House Using Doggy Door
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How to Live to 100
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2015

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I still haven’t found a mom in the park who appreciates when I say “If you were my mom, I’d still be breast feeding”….

I still haven’t found a babe in a coffee shop or even a grocery store who appreciates when I say “Hit me up before your next gyno exam, we’ll do a test run”…

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Rachel NCAAP TRans-Racial Drops the N-Bomb…
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Taylor Swift Hosts a Baby Shower…
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Kristen Stewart Is Official Lesbian
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This Week’s TV Nudity
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Lena Heady Topless on Game of THrones
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Evan Rachel WOod’s New Boyfriend – If You Care
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Slut of the Day
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Kendall Jenner – Climbs Stairs
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Cheerleaders Lip Sync
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Bar Refaeli Shopping
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22 Times Miley Cyrus Was a Good Role Model
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Ashley Roberts See Through
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Shay Mitchell Tits in a White Dress
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Brazilian Soccer Dog
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Game of Thrones Finally Pisses a Bunch of People Off
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Sexy Backs.
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Madonna’s Daughter in Soho Being Hip
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bathing Suit
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Josie Canseco in a Bikini
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Monster Truck Driver Attempts Front Flip
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Tom BRady on the Dance Floor
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Dave Chapelle on the NCAAP CHick
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Bella Thorne for you Underage Girl Lovers…
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The Best Things On The Moon
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10 People Who Pretended to Be Other Races
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Some No Name Chick Named Sylvie Meis in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Hard Nipples
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Alligator Riding Raccoon
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Teens React to Classic Cigarette Ads
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Jessica Alba in a Bit of a See Through
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Brody Jenner and His Girlfriend have Threesomes – Because Anyone Who Dates Brody Jenner are Hookers who want Kardashian Fame
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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini in Miami
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Swedish Prince Marries a Commoner
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Bobby Flay Dancing
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Lamborghini Crash
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Girls with More Weed THan You
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Retro Madonna Nudes..
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Arab Pornstar in the Library
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2 Fingers Deep
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4 Webcam Coeds.
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So Much Clebrity Nudity…Getting Fingered
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Girl VS Cucumber
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Jelly Pudding!
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What the Fuck is This…
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Babe Getting High in the Locker Room…Tits!
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Mom and Daughter Cam Show
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Some Chick Named Holly Gibbons Stripping…
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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THis is why America Needs Guns
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Sea Container Fail
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2015

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

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I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares…

But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath…

I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW