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Britney Spears Hostage Video Shows Off Favorite Dress of the Day

Molly Sims’ Life After SI Swim Involves Swimsuits of the Day

Brittany Tareco Sloan is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum’s Granny Tits being Important of the Day

2015

Jun

Paulina Gretzky Post Pregnancy Bikini Body of the Day

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For those of you who remember Paulina Gretzky, and I am assuming you don’t….she posted a pic of her bikini body, because she’s a mom now…I think to a golfer named Dustin Johnson and I guess that happened while she was forgotten.

So at one point in time, she was the aspiring rich kid model….and I use that term lightly, because she was more the half naked, cheesy as fuck, party slut like a bootleg Paris Hilton type that the bros were very into because of her Hockey Dad…and her look of a stripper…

I just assumed she was a product of her puck slut mom and her trust fund allowance…partying all cheesy at the Vegas pool…but apparently she makes babies too…this isn’t news…but I guess it could be if you’re a huge Gretzky fan.

A fit girl, having a kid, and looking fit, because her dad is an athlete and fitness is in her blood, as is being a slutty vain bitch from LA….and there’s really nothing else for her to do, is hardly impressive.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky|SFW

2015

Jun

stepGIRLS Snapchat VS Camwithher of the Day

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We are friends with some girls who use / perform on / get naked and masturbate because it is fun on CAMWITHHER …

THe reality is that I am friends with girls who cam because girls who cam are not only more fun, they also understand the importance of getting naked on the internet from the comfort of their own home as an easier way to maximize their hotness, their sexting, and even their time…

I’ve seen countless girls make 1000 dollars a day on CAM…while the same girl makes 100 bucks doing some shitty job…no brainer right…and it’s not even doing porn…it’s just being awesome…

Either way, in being friends and a recruiter for cam girls everywhere, it was only natural for us to get them to do a little preview for you on our snapchat – search stepGIRLS….It was pretty fucking magical…and here is the highlight reel…

For more stepGIRLS snapchat…open up snapchat and add stepGIRLS….

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2015

Jun

Lauren Wasser is the Inspiration of the Day

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Here name is LAUREN WASSER ….her instagram is @theimpossiblemuse….and she’s fascinating…

I saw her pictures a week ago because I follow Paris Hilton’s actual BFF, not that twat from her reality show FOTOFETISH ….

I was obviously compelled by the fact she was misssing a leg, figuring that this was just another progressive move by the fashion industry to be different, or obscure, like what they are doing with all the plus sized models….or trans models…or really anyone who isn’t a conventional model…while still having the look of a conventional model, because when looking at her, you can tell she’s a legit model…

I just assumed she had a motorcycle accident with some drunk billionaire she was dating…but it turns out the story is much more evil corporation than that….

She lost her leg because of Toxic Shock Syndrome…something you may remember learning about in Health Class, or from some hipplie chick in the late 90s showing off her “Keepa Menstrual Cup”….but that you probably haven’t heard of since, since you don’t get your period…

The idea is that shoving a tampon in you, seeing as it is a foreign object, normally not sterile, and made with chemicals, fucks up your system, directly to your blood source, causing a bacterial infection that can lead to death or I guess amputation…

The story of her realizing she was sick, to being hospitalized is terrifying, but she’s still here even after heart attack to tell the story and remind girls that this exists and is an issue,

She’s also in the process of suing Kotex / Kimberly Clark and getting things more regulated in goverment…because this should not happen to anyone….

I am sure she will win, but hope it makes a lot of fucking noise, because clearly corporate negligence when you know they know better and have the resources to prevent this is a bigger issue than being able to breast feed in a park..when you already can…

#freethetampon. because your period shouldn’t kill you, but rather be a celebration that I didn’t knock you up….

All this to say, I think it needs attention, it is a serious almost forgotten issue and I think Lauren Wasser needs attention…ideally while I watch…because I’m in love….I know I say that daily…but this time it’s real…She’s amazing…

Posted in:Lauren Wasser|SFW

2015

Jun

Motorcycle Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop Kills 17 Year Old White Kid for No Reason – Riot Now

Man Robbing Store Fail

Scooter Driver of the Day

Brazilian Police Shooting Fail

Asshole who Sells Stolen iPHones

34 Baby Sharks….

Show Off of the Day

Dont Hang on Powerlines…

Man Dies at Work…

Truck Driver Trolls Immigrants Who Hitched a Ride with Him

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only thing going on in my life is starring at Instagram all night….and hoping a tinder girl finally gives into my advances and sends me sex videos of her with other men…because I pretty much live in prison…with wife and computer…and that is my only way out…my “tropical” screensaver for my shitty cubicle office….job, only I’m unemployed…giving me more time to dwell on how horrible evyerthing really is…thanks to instagram and rejection….

So Follow Me on Instagram

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I said – Follow Me on Instagram

Here are the stepLINKS….

Girls in Tight Shorts…
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Taylor Swfit’s Harness
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Tyra Banks – Looking Rough
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Hololens Demo….
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There will be a Woman on the $10 Bill
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Dog Helps Carry Shopping Bag
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Do a Movie Together
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Track My Phone App Kills a Teen
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Donald Trump Paid Actors to Fill his Presidential Announcement
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Most Dangerous Places to Live…
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Underboob
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Boots of the Day
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A Couple of Surf Whores in Bikinis
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2015

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls who tell me they have butthole pics..but don’t send me butthole pics because I have a website…are the fucking worst….because I don’t like being discriminated or left out of the butthole pics…because I have website…

Here are some stepLINKS>..

So Many Asses for Wednesday Day…..
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Half Eaten Dolphin of the Day
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Katy Hilton Sheer Shirt
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Taylor Swift in Harness
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Keesha Ass Implants….
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Selena Gomez May Be Wearing Diaper
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Nina Dobrev Big Cleavage
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Bieber and Baldwin in Love…
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Eminem is Executive Producing a TV Show
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Kardashian Hit Disneyland…..
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Most Dangerous Places to Live…
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Slut of the DAy
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Ashley Tisdale – Granny Panty Outfit
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Alec Baldwin Makes Babies
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Federica Nargi in THong Bikini…
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Conrad Hilton’s Airplane Tantrum Cost $5,000
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Ed Sheeran Surprises Fan in Mall..
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Eli Roth…Directs a Shark Movie…
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Frederica Nargi in a Bikini
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Girls Rooting for Their Teams…
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21 of the Creepiest Souvenirs Serial Killers Have Kept
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Hilary Duff in White Pants…
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Charlize Theron Dumped Sean Penn
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See Through T-Shirt of the Day
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David Hasselhoff’s Erection
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Michlle Hunziker’s Vagina Flash
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Charlie Riina is Amazing in a Bikini
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The Absolute Worst Pictures of Men Holding Cats
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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples…
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Kim Kardashian Snitched on Paris Hilton Back in the Day…..
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Hilary Duff Thick Booty in Jeans
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Neil Young Wants Nothing to do with Donald Trump…
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Dumb People Get Wasted…
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Kate Mara of the Day
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Another Slut of the DAy
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Dog Helps Carry Shopping Bags…
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Demotivational Posters
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Ashton Kutcher Doing Some 70s Show Remake for Netflix
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Emoji’s as Passcodes
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This Anastasiya Chick is Amazing
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Raven-Symone Interesting Outfit
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Cara Delevingne Legs…
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Arianan Grande Leaves a Nightclub
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Behati in Lingerie..
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Kimberly Garner – Bikini
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Michael Sam’s Left Canadian Football
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Miley Cyrus Auctioned her Caitlyn Jenner Artwork
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Stupid Man of the Day
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Beyonce’s Cameo in Madonna Video…
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More Wednesday Asses….
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Tish Cyrus Nipple
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Anastasia Ashley is a Hooker
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Weed and Pussy
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Top 10 90s Sitcom Nudes….
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Public Homeless Sex…
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Emo Lesbians…
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Fist.
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Playing with Herslf…
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Charlotte Springer ASs
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Katie Thorton Has Stupid Huge TIts….
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Sharp Shooter of the Day….
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Bush of the Day
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Teen for Christmas….
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Busty Finger
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She’s Kinky…
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Girl With the Dildo
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Wildfox Asses…
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Greek Whore of the Day
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Interesting Use of a Dildo Machine
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

Jun

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Manipulating the Media Comparing Assses of the Day

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Here is evidence that all this shit is a scam….because Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift should be rivals, it makes making shitty pop music for a retard audience more entertaining if they hate each other…rather than best fucking friends who are levarging their audiences to help each other sell albums…in a “we’re the fucking illuminati”…kind of way…

This “we all like each other”…pop star, model, instagram celebrity shit…annoys me because you know that they all talk shit on each other, are jealous of each other, but show face to make money, because they have no fucking souls…

It’s like there is no authenticity is this world…but at least when they are together you can cross refrence both their asses, Selena’s turning 30 year old mexican mom of Two…and Taylor’s looking more like a model…

And whatever is going on here…I know one thing and that thing is these girls make too much money….and represent all that is wrong in the world…

Here is some possible Selena Cameltoe…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

Jun

Emma Stone for WSJ Magazine of the Day

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Emma Stone is boring and so are these pics for WSJ magazine…so why am I posting it?

Because..why do I post any of this nonsense, it’s all garbage bullshit used to sell product, or fill movie seats, using puppets that aren’t even as hot as they should be, considering they are puppets, making the whole operation seem lazy as fuck…

It’s like if I was an evil corporation or film company, I would create stars out of the hottest things I could find, not some dumpy, flat chested, awkward, looking like she had asthma and was allergic to everything, the weirdo lesbian in the high school her hippie stage parents probably pulled her out of….to make her into Emma Stone…

Maybe I am looking too deep into this…but when not naked…I get annoyed…it’s like why do I even notice you…non-nude overpaid Emma Stone….because I am maniupulated into your lies…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2015

Jun

Ashley Tisdale See Through on the Today Show of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale took steps for you to ignore her weirdo broken down face….by wearing a see through dress…but through a wrench in that plan…when she decided to post a picture of her face…close up…so that we can’t get distracted by her see through dress….it’s like the whole point of the see through dress…is for us to not look at that face in all it’s botched plastic surgery glory….she was never hot, remains not hot, and her body is what matters…so she’s one step in the right direction…not that Ashley Tisdale really matters, even if she got an oscar nominated performance, she still would be the ugly high school musical chick to pretty much everyone, except maybe her weirdo fans who still jerk off to her because they are loyal….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2015

Jun

Charlotte McKinney for Venice Magazine of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash that should be working at an inland bootleg hooters, you know not even the original hooters, but some red neck rendition of it, that includes more blowjobs with your WINGS, because that’s just the kind of look she has…but in her defence so does the rest of Florida…only the rest of Florida doesn’t have stupid tits like this….

I assume her family is rich…and that is why she ended up TV…her career is hardly a career…but she’s famous enough cuz of her tits..at least for Venice Magazine now that mainstream media has forgotten about her…and her tits…that she has always been told are unforgettable…but they are…forgettable…all tits are…it’s called turning 30….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW