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2023

18

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

If video killed the radio star, which I would argue didn’t actually happen, because the radio star just made videos and had another venue to promote their bullshit music, because radio wasn’t enough…..

And internet killed the video star, which I would also argue didn’t actually happen, because all those video stars easily transitioned to the internet and it just gave them another venue to promote their bullshit music, because radio and TV wasn’t enough….

Then the bikini made the internet star, because anyone and everyone knows the swimsuit pics are the only reason social media really worked, it’s the gateway pic to being comfortable with nude pics, it’s the gateway to being comfortable selling feet pics, which is the gateway to being comfortable selling fuck videos….

Without the swimsuit, or the women wearing the swimsuits, I don’t think the internet would have ever happened….at least not the way it did…with everyone scrambling to be a star…it’d be reserved for the whores and porn chicks who are shameless and were first to the bikini pics before the NORMIES realized how thirsty men are and how easy it is to manipulate them for stardom.

I support swimsuits. They are the backbone of this here internet.

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2023

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the only benefit of sitting next to a bitch who takes up two seats on the airplane, all seat belt extended, is that her massive fat lady tits will likely sweat on you once you take off, there is no escaping them as you slowly get sucked into them….

It was Coachella Weekend and despite being a high profile celebrity critic, one of the last standing celebrity analysts, if Celebrity was a sport, ESPN would likely not hire me to comment on them, but who needs ESPN when you can build you own janky media empire on a swamp no advertisers will touch and no fans will subscribe to since there are no fans….

So yeah, despite being as important, hip, cool, stylish, influential, some may say ICONIC, especially when it comes to throwing down and having a good time at a good old fashioned hoedown……

No one paid for me to go, no one housed me in their Palm Springs Mansions, not even the ghost of Frank Sinatra…..

Not that I’d ever want to go to those kinds of festival things, even with all the sluts and the tits, in this very perverted, everyone is a porn star era…

But I wouldn’t have minded being sucked into the tit on the flight amongst the fat pigs who I’d be sat next to….

Here are some stepLINKS…to make up for the win that is not having to leave my soiled couch filled with fat lady grease the ants seem to love feasting on….

Lily Rose Depp Looking Racy and Hot in New HBO Show
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Coachella Looks
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Alex Daddario Bikinis
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Storm Reid’s Nip at Coachella
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Kelly Gale is Topless in the Sauna and it’s Hot
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Livvy Dunne Transitions
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Madison Pettis’ Hot Mesh Outfit
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Dog Mowing the lawn
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24 Job Lost Photos
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Curly Sue Got Married
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Selena Gomez is Busty in a Beater
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Loudest Bird in the World Screams to Find Mate
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Cat Yawns Into Microphone
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Madison Pettis at Coachella
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Heidi Klum in a Yellow Bikini
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Russell Wilson Flips Golf Cart, Ciara Has New Song
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TikTok’s Bella Poarch Buys Expensive Home
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Mother Tiger Trusts Humans
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Snowboarder Rescued by Skier
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Bus Driver Helps Wheelchair-Bound Woman
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Isabel Goulart at a Fancy Event
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Bella Thorne Bikinis!
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NFL Power Agent Lands Huge Deal
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Joy Corrigan’s Lingerie Outfit for Coachella
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Why Hawaiian Cans are Shaped Differently
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Crazy Subway Prank
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Elephant Peels Bananas
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Charli XCX on Stage at Coachella
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Sports Host Joy Taylor Bikinis at Coachella
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Taylor Momsen’s On Stage Upskirt
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What the Cat Does at Night
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How Much Damage Does a Hydraulic Press Accident Cause
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Racy NSFW Fashion Shoot with Whipped Cream Bikinis
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NFL Girlfriend’s Thong Bikini
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How to Pretty in 1940
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SR-71 Blackbird is Weird
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Man Turns Himself in after Accidentally Shooting a Woman
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April Love Geary Booty on Vacation
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Crazy Near Injury at the Rockies Game
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Coachella Happened – These are the Pics
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Rachel McAdams in a Red Dress
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Lily Colins in Pantyhose
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Mila Kunis Sheer Top
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Maria Sharapova Red Carpet
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Miranda Kerr’s Big Cleavage at an Event
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Christina Aguilera Red Carpet ina Racy Outfit
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Some Bitch Named Aurora Performing
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Gal Gadot at an EVENT
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Kristen Bell at an Event
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Heather Graham in a Tank Top
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Katherine McPhee Cleavage in a Gown
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Brie Larson at an Event
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Elle Fanning on the Streets
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Natasha Lyonne Cleavage
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Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach
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Coachella Happened – These are the Pics
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Dildo Sit
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Hot Body in Lingerie
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Cam Tastrophes
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Baby Got Back
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Human Vending Machine
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Big Fucking Titty Show
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Fast Furious and Fucked Up
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Hiding the Long Toy
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Hot Body Bikini Blonde
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NO CHANCE
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Purple Dildo Rider
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Amateur Squats Down for a Hot Ride
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Weird Nerd in Heaphones Fucked from Behind
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Octavia Fucks her Neighbor
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27 Shit Days
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Hot Sauna
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Personal Trainer Fucks
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Mental Mondays
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Produce Fucker
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CUM MASTERS
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French Porn Amateur
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Dildo in the Asshole
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Harper Stays Moisturized
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Hot Babe Posing for Playboy
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Hot Babe No Panties on the Beach
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Fucking the Chair
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2023

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

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I feel so lied to. There was some weird scam that involved Selena Gomez pretending to quit social media because of some bullshit scandal over Justin Bieber’s fan, something that has been part of her marketing campaign since she first had sex with him when he was underage and she was over age, in some parts they call that grooming or sexual predator, but not in hollywood people, those kids just fuck adults and it’s fine.

What happened after her social media quit was she became the most followed person on isntagram again, because all the weirdos wanted to show her support.

I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure, that’s great for sales of her direct to consumer brand she’s trying to become a multi-billionaire with.

It’s all about the troll in this instgram we call life…

Anyway, despite having quit social media, the pudgy, now busty, Mexican dream because she has a terminal chronic illness, so a good candidate to K-Fed if you’re willing to put up with her fake mental health issues…better than working a day job if you ask me….

But despite being off social media, she’s here dancing some fucking Flamenco or Salsa or some other sexy latin thing lifing her dress up for all to see her belly, if you look past the ass….

It’s not as fat or dumpy as I’ve expected, maybe she’s been starving herself out in these dark times, or maybe they got her some different brain meds! WHO knows….

In other news, her tits are like a shelf…a totally distorted, weird perspective shelf….and that’s always fun in a world where you gotta go TITS first to get noticed….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2023

17

Apr

Stella Hudgens Pool Twerk of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that Stella Hudgens has a butt plug in when she does an aggressive asshole behind thong with no much asshole, just a lot of thong in the pool with the multi-million dollar view, but I can pretend that the seam of the bikini bottom bunching up is a butt plug, since a generation of girls seem to walk around with butt plugs in, doing anal training or just loving how it feels, which is a bit of a trip when you think about all the times girls in the 90s got mad when you stuck a finger in their ass…both during sex, as if you ever had sex, or on the street through their pants, taking what you can get….

Nowadays, your waitress, your doctor, your nurse, your dentist, your mom, your barista making you a hipster coffee, your bar tender, your banker, could all be rocking a butt plug and you wouldn’t be the wiser, unless you make them laugh and they are in a skirt and you hear it hit the ground.

Anyway, celebrity sisters are a fetish of mine, I figure they are the celebrity without all the burden of celebrity, but with all the sadness of not being the celebrity, filled with self hate and feelings of being inadequate, while pretending to be high profile or big deals when dropping their sister’s name to get better seats at the restaurant, you know cunty but from an insecure place, and that’s hot.

I like this one because she does low level porn on the side for money, sexualizing and showing off her body like the world is the casting couch she gets rejected from….it’s stimulating.

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2023

17

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if medical workers or scrubs were always a fetish. I assume if you had cancer as a teen and spent a lot of time in the hospital in your formative, being treated with compassion and kindness from some young nurses, you may have a lifelong affinity for the medical worker….

Or if you were in a serious accident, in coma, now half retarded but while learning how to walk and talk again, you spent serious time in the hospital, and the healthcare workers were the first and only women to show you kindness, since they were getting paid, which I guess is a little like prostitution, so maybe they’ve always been the hookers of the clinic floor.

I know many stories of nurses home wrecking a poor doctor’s home, because the nurse is hotter than the old tired wife who worked doubles to put him through medical school, so maybe that was always the case.

From someone scared of hospitals, doctors, and all things affiliated with it, the SCRUBS are a nightmare to me, so maybe them taking off the scrubs should be something I find hot, but it’s still in the germ filled death halls of the medical industry….which makes me think she needs more SCRUBBING even with less scrubs on.

The point of the story is, you gotta wonder how serious the job is, when so many of them produce nudes on site….but I guess life is serious enough, bring the nudes to work day should be EVERYDAY, and in some of these hospital settings, it apparently is!

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

17

Apr

Maisie Williams Tits of the Day

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Maise Williams is the Game of Thrones actress who people fucking love because the nerds are attracted to any woman cast on their shows, even if they don’t look like women.

I know that Game of Thrones become a culturally iconic series, that everyone was overly excited about, even the normies you’d assume hated nerd fantasy shit, but for whatever reason got sucked into the Game of Thrones marketing….something that no amount of marketing could suck me into, when there’s dragons involved, I’m a sit that one out.

Anyway, maybe she was cast to play one of their gnomes or fairies, I can’t tell, but she definitely has middle earth, hybrid human, features….

I don’t know if that makes her bikini selfie hotter, you know, since everyone is into jerking off to hybrid humans now, but if I didn’t post her bikini pic, I wouldn’t be doing the nerds out there the service I’ve provided them for free all these years, where I shit talk the women they fanboy and they get mad at me about it never to come back again, since these women are the closest thing they’ll ever know to true love….all without ever meeting the woman involved in their obsession. Amazing.

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2023

17

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Moms seem to have more fun. I was looking at amateur or self produced porn over the weekend, which I guess I do daily, because that’s basically what this shit is and I remain amazed at how many 30+ year old moms didn’t take “you’re expired” seriously, or that life ends with kids seriously, or the whole “you’re a mom now, be serious, stop acting wild” and turned their back on conventional mom-life, but instead fully dove into a live of porn…

I mean some of these moms are hardcore self produced pornographers, posting videos getting cuckold by young dudes or doing lesbian shit, all in a weekend’s work…..

Moms were not like that when I was a kid, they aren’t like that with me, but under the cloak of mom-dom, is fucking perverts trying to spice up their lives, addicted to the orgasm or being jerked off to, because being a mom just isn’t sex enough, so they have to take it upon themselves to say “who gives a fuck, I’m a mom anyway, I might as well just give’r on the internet”….

It’s a weird world out there and I’m glad to stare at the repercussions and bi-product of the world being so weird..

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2023

17

Apr

Fake Britney Spears Neon Panties Dance of the Day

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I like to call Britney Spears the Fake Britney, because I don’t really get Britney Spears from any of the content that she puts out there, even though it’s heavily weird, odd, even disturbing.

Sure, there is a small chance that this is actually Britney Spears, maybe shot before she was sent off to the prison they house her in, but there’s nothing really fun in that storyline.

You know, a hostage girl designed to make money for her family and team, abducted in plain site, or whatever you want to call it….only to break free and to behave like this, never leaving the house, dancing to the camera like an agoraphobic who doens’t know how to live.

I far prefer the this being AI, not a real human, or a body double hired to lay the groundwork of the storyline that Britney’s lost her mind, so that it normalizes and gets the fans acclimatized her demise.

Anyway, she’s wearing some panties in her dance….looking good enough for pop star, rich as fuck mom….so even if it is REALLY Britney no longer in captivity acting like she is in captivity being weirdly racy, awkard and uncomfortable….half naked, which is what counts!

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2023

17

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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In a world that likes to focus on the worst that humanity has to offer….

You know, basically the predicted self destruction of a species they probably wrote about in the bible, not that I read the bible, but it was definitely an inevitable, because the worst people get rich and powerful and their motivations are never to save the species, but rather to benefit themselves at the expense of the species….creating weird greedy things from taxation to other restrictions to enslave us….that we pretend are human things, but when you look at the animals in the wild, are just unnatural things assholes who created civilization felt were human things….

It’s nice to go back to our roots and remember we are just animals, money is a construct of man, a fantasy, bullshit…all the things we own are construct of man, you don’t see Donkeys in the wild in their designer dresses, not that Donkeys are in the wild, but you see a lot of Donkeys in our human equivalent of the wild, letting everyone know just how big of assholes they are, and something as simple as lactating tits brings us back to the fucking basics. We got all we need in ourselves, on the god given land and most importantly THROUGH THE TITTIES!

WE LOVE TITS, CELEBRATE TITS!