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2015

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Canada Day, I don’t care.. I live in Canada and it is the right thing to do…

I read a comedian’s quote the other day that said something along the lines of his jokes about people is just teasing people not bullying them, in a school yard way, not a kill yourself kind of way…

I like my jokes about people, where I tease people to be a kill yourself kind of way…not because I want people to kill themselves, but because if they take my jokes that seriously, like if it hurst that bad, they should probably just cut ties with living…pussies…

I think that if you don’t have passion in your words…why fucking say them…if you just poke fun for the sake of being silly and to get a laugh..then you’re a fucking Fuckboy…and the reason the world is full of fucking scared idiots who spend their days getting dumber and dumber despite be exposed to more and more…because they fear social pressure of saying the wrong thing…or offending…iditos..\

Happy Caanada Day…

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So Many Asses…
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Martha Hunt – Ass in a Bikini
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Iggy Tits…Fame Whoring
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Facebook Gold at the End of Gay Rainbows
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Slut of the Day
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Canadian Sex Moves for Canada Day
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Fame Whore in Workout Gear
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Rihanna Braless
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AMber Heard’s Bisexual Burden
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Cold Stone Ice Cream Server
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Bruce Jenner is a MAN in a Dress
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are Going to Continue to Live Together
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Josh Duggar Gets Sued
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Man Pranks Models With his Awkward Boner
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Margot Robbie at the Aiprort
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Courtney Stodden Plays With her Boobs
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Fit Girls.
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Misty Copeland the first Black Ballerina – Thanks Instagram
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People Still Talking About the Fried Big Mac
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Trump gets Dropped by Macys
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The Wrong Way to Cut a Watermelon
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Kim Garner at Magic Mike XXL
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Girls with Hads..
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Jim Carrey Anti-Vax
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Sports Girls
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Models Looking Like Porn Chicks
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Amber Heard in a Red Dress
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Rapper is Satisfied with his Decision to Cut off His Dick
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Stephen Colbert Interviews Eminem on Public Access TV
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Lucy Hale in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson Leggy in Lace
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Bella Thorne Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen’s Rebel TIts
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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It’s Canada Day…Here’s a Slut
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This is Terrifying…
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Big Boobs Flopping
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Orgasm Races..
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FART
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Hot Russian Models
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Public Toilet Diddle
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Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl of the Day

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Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour…

The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, the drinks cheap and no one knew I was in my 30s..

That said, it was the late 80s, early 90s, when there was no real lesbianism beyond biker bull dykes who couldn’t hide that they were lesbians, just girls who were using the most basic of male fetishes to get attention, free drinks, to cock tease..

Two cute girls, who may have got off to each other, you know experimenting isn’t anything new, girls have been masturbating together and comparing clits and labia meatiness forever, girls fucking love each other, but they know…shit gets what they want out of men…

I know that Miley and Stella could be lesbians, could be experimenting, could really believe in the LGBTQRSTLMNOP movement, seems like everyone does…

But I also know that Miley doesn’t really leave her house, when she is shot by paparazzi it is on purpose, and this…an angle…for press…it works for her platform…when everything else is started to become boring..

I find this shit dull, obvious, good for the VS model she’s making out with who I will not name, because she’s fame whoring and we hate that…far more than we hate Miley’s transition…even if it’s bullshit…they still tongue each other…and that’s real enough for the pervert in me.

Here she is in V Magazine:

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2015

01

Jul

Rihanna See Through Shirt of the Day

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The philosophical question of the day is “if a fat Rihanna wears a see through shirt with no bra, knowing it will be transparent when hit with paparazzi flash, because she likes the attention she gets, as well as standing up for women’s rights, because as a poor girl from Barbados, she understands how sexist the entertainment industry is, as perverts wave her work visa in front of her before threatening to call immigration, until she became an earner, making them all very rich, which is when she finally got control over her career and brand allowing her to wear see through shirts in public….DOES IT MAKE A SOUND”…

I don’t know if that was philosophical…but the shirt is see through..YAY

She just dropped her “Bitch Better Have My Money Video”…this is it:

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2015

01

Jul

Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day

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I prefer seeing professional surfer Anastasia Ashley surfing… it is impressive and something that no other model, or instagram slut, or really no other dude can do…and that’s amazing to me…

I mean, I guess being stripped down into her bathing suit is okay, but any girl can do that….and based on every girl on instagram, they do that…they all think “We’re bikini models, eit gets likes”…even when they aren’t…like retards who don’t realize that thinking is more effective for a quality life than instagram likes…

You see, when it comes to bikinis, we’ve seen it all before…but with surfing, there’s so much more I’d like to see from Anastasia…

I guess when it is for the cover of a Men’s Magazine it is a big deal….especially since they are celebrating her as a surfer…and not some bikini ass from Instagram… and I assume FHM is still massively followed and relevant, even though I don’t really follow anything they do, and haven’t even picked up an issue since the 90s when I didn’t know better, but then again I am like Caitlyn Jenner, and not the average, retard, male….but I’m not in a dress…

I would have liked to see these pics to be more interesting, but I guess it’s not about me, I would have liked these pics to be more celebratory of her ass, something you can never get enough of, but I am glad that they did because it may lead to a better chance of her being Ben Affleck’s next girlfriend..you know..good for branding…

Either way, she’s the worst.

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2015

01

Jul

Kate Mara for Esquire of the Day

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Kate Mara was raped in some movie…and people loved it…not because people like rape…or maybe they do…I know a lot of girls I talk to have Rape fetishes…along with Gangbang fetishes…I also know I am asked by girls to choke, fuck, and pretty much beat them when we fuck…you know getting spit in their face and spanked, even punched…I’m not into that shit…but they are….

I mean, the other day a girl, a normal fucking girl, was asking me how she could get raped…my answer “Go to South Africa”…not a message sponsored by the oursim board…just based on 2010 national AIDS rate stats…

Oh wait….that was her sister…ROONEY MARA….oops

Well, this one’s been in movies and clearly in a new movie, showing what could be nipple on Esquire…because showing nipple is key…to being relevant in this nipple obsessed world…

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2015

01

Jul

Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day

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Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever…

I still like looking at Heidi Klum in a bikini, because she’s clearly genetically modified, possibly from being a German…and we know all about the German’s research into DNA and ethnic cleansing…trying to create the perfect race…which one could argue, at least based on her aging, that Heidi Klum may be…

Not to mention, her vagina is like a circus trick, and not just because she’s in her 50s, but because it’s been filled with babies after being filled with massive black penis…making her even more interesting to me….like some kind of science experiment, and/or german scat porn…

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2015

01

Jul

Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 of the Day

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I don’t know who Chloe Wheatcroft is, but clearly she’s a model, who is built like a model, in an era where models, who are built like models, are shamed by fat girls…because fat girls hat skinny girls..and the brand that use skinny girls…even though skinny is healthy, and just as geneticially predisposed as it is for them to be skinny as it is for those bitches to be fat…

The good news is that the general public hate fat chciks, and so do fat chicks…but unfortuantely, brands are tyring to seem tolerant, ending girls like Chloe Wheatcroft,…

Which I guess doesn’t matter, I’m just posting her for her tits…

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2015

01

Jul

Alexandra Daddario’s Misused in Flaunt of the Day

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When you’re known for your tits, or your tit scene in True Detective, after what I assume was years of trying to get noticed in LA…

You don’t hide your tits when the media starts picking up on you…

You do the “Charlotte McKinney”…or “Kate Upton”..or the play so many girls before you did…and maximize those tits…AMERICA loves tits..and that can carry you to a place where you can start not showing off your tits…in 5 years…when you’re rich enough to say “I’m more than just tits, I refuse to show my tits”….before cutting them off like Angelina Jolie…only to get implants…because I guess you really do like tits too..

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2015

01

Jul

Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended…

I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories…

Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…

Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows…

Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys

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2015

01

Jul

Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy

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This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool….

That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird.

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