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2015

01

Jul

Daisy Lowe Nude on Instagram of the Day

If you ask any girl…she’ll say she’ll have daddy issues…so I guess the daddy issue reference just doesn’t hold ground…or maybe it is just being overused…maybe daddy issues is just an excuse girls have for being sluts, or whores, or prude…or annoying, or bitches…maybe daddy issues is a copout, or a bullshit excuse for bad behavior…or maybe daddy issues is just being a girl…

But I do know that Daisy Lowe didn’t have a dad for her entire childhood, but foiund out due to paternity tests…that her dad was some tranny fucking Gwen Stefani husband…who was rich as fukc in his own right…making her a socialite model…and existing….

I also know she’s posting nudes on instagram…so it could be unrelated…but let’s pretend it’s daddy issues…since it always is…

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2015

01

Jul

Lucy Hale’s Ass Grabbed on the Beach of the Day

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Lucy Hale is the 40 year old who plays what I assume is a teenager on Pretty Little Liars because Pretty Little Liars is a show for teens and why would teens want to watch 40 year olds…unless they are the annoying mom that never lets the teen character hang with her friends…or the quirky mom who is single, overwhelmed in her vintage clothing business who buys the kids booze for the party…or some shit..

Well she’s in a bikini….and she’s not Ashley Benson….

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WHile this is Ashley Benson

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2015

01

Jul

Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

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When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch…

You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran….

Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press…

I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet…

She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off…

So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning….

Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE

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2015

01

Jul

Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable VIctoria’s Secret model…they happen more than you even realize, you know girls they test out for their catalogs and even their runway show…who they never fully commit to, and even if they do..they kind of just phase them out…

Here’s Lindsay Ellingson …

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2015

01

Jul

Natalie Portman’s Mom Nipples Still Going of the Day

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I saw these pics of Natalie Portman with her hard or puffy looking pre-pubescent nipples because bra’s are so uncomfortable and dated…I mean this isn’t the 50s motherfuckers…let them tits breathe…

I always laugh when I see Natalie Portman, only because she’s got so many gold stars next to her brand…

The first being Jewish, because Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls, but when you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have the choice of hot girls across all platforms, races and cultures and citizenships….I can go to the third world and pick out a babe out of a village and make her make me babies…but a Jewish guy needs it to be a Jewish village and the chances of him getting the hot girl in the JEwish village is slim…she’s in high demand…

This same logic, is why even the fattest Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl bitch…she’ knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…

She’s also done Star Wars…which is just a WTF..set for life…fanbase..

Now she’s not into bras…I don’t even want to know how many 30 – 40 year olds jerked off to these pics..

That harlot..

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2015

01

Jul

Lady Gaga in a Bra in a Car of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be a useless person with shitty music, but she proves a few things…

The first is that with the right clown costume and lie, even ugly girls can be marketed…

The second is that if you write your music a certain way, you can brainwash the public into loving your music…like some Josie and the Pussycat shit, that you know actually exists…because why else would I know every Lady Gaga lyric, without ever…and I mean EVER actively listening to her songs….

When I think about it, it freaks me out, because I’m not a pussy who cares what people think pretending that I don’t listen to her song because I think I’ll come across more hardcore and anti-corporate..too cool for the mainstream..

But I legitimately have NEVER liked her music, and never YOUTUBED her song, not even to be ironic..

Yet…I know her lyrics…I don’t even listen to the radio…so this brainwashing runs deep..because I can’t even place how I’ve been exposed to it…

She’s also proved, which I think is her most important legacy, that if you get naked for attention…pretending it is art…people will stop caring…

Like heroin, the first nipple slip, pussy slip, nude shoot…is the best…the rest kinda blend into each other…and in Lady Gaga’s case eventually stop mattering…

Which is a good thing, since she’s the worst..

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2015

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Rolling Stone of the Day

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I hope the most exciting news today isn’t this picture of Kim Kardashian’s big cleavage for ROLLING STONE …a magazine that I know was very relevant for a long time…back when it was creating interesting content around actual bands..back in the 70s…but I guess like everything, the interent happened, and in keeping up with the internet, they need to cover what is popular and bullshit, like Kim Kardashian…

It’s like “Put that slag on the cover, she’s done nothing, but she’s been impregnanted by Kanye and he’s a musician, and she’s got tits, and people like her”..

It’s like “Why not get Terry to shoot her, he’s compelling, maybe we can get some of those Paper Magazine Hits”…

Only…with a lot more desperation and failure…

I mean fat chick in a push up bra…why the fuck would anyone care…oh right, cuz she’s pregnant, a fame whore, her stepdad wears a dress and her sisters are whores…and they have a TV show…

It’s safe to say, fuck these distractions from life, they aren’t even hot. Get over the Hip Hop hookers.

Here’s a video of her on how to take a bikini selfie…but she forgets to mention photoshop..and professional photographers…

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2015

01

Jul

Farmer Bites Dancer’s VULVA and Other VIdeos of the Day

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Caught Having Sex…

Hot Tits Get Arrested on the Blue Line

Driver Jumps Draw Bridge

Girl in Crocodile Den

Streakers Preparation

Dude Farts in Court

Russian Rambo

Woman Illegally Parked in a Disabled Spot

Girl Jups off Building…

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2015

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fat girls hate skinny girls….which is okay…because everyone hates fat girls…especially fat girls…

Here are soem morning links on CANADA DAY…which is Fourth of July for Canada…with more Moose and Beaver…

Rihanna is the Best Selling Artist of All Time
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So Many Asses…
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are Done
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Mark Jacobs Showing Just the Tip
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Gigi Hadid Sheer for Vogue
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Jim Carrey in Anti-Vax Tweets…
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Journey Drummer Rapist
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John McCain Catching a Foul Ball…
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Tiger Woods is Banging Amanda Dufner…WHo?
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Inmate Walks Out of Jail
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TV Land Drops Dukes of Hazzard…So Ridiculous
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Bristol Palin Fires Back at Haters
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Man Prnaks Models With Awkward Boner
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2015

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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76 % of my readers are models googling themselves…

The other 14% is weirdos like you…jerking off…to my words…you don’t actually read becaue you don’t know how to read…so why am I writing this…pictures..just look at the pictures you white trash inbred fuck…

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Guy At Pizza Hut Masturbating in Pizza
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Girls With Big Tits
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Ireland Baldwin Topless
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Katy Perry on Forbes…Tits…
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Shia LaBeouf Patriotic Satire…
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Lacrosse Trick Shots
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Ashley Greene Old and Beat in a Bikini
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorcing
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Natalie Portman – Hot
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Most Epic Backflop Ever
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Slut of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Panty Flash
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Lindsay Lohan Saggy Tits
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Sean Penn in Minka Kelly…
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Marc Jacobs Naked on Instagram….
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Jojo Tits!
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Stan Lee Rushed to the Hospital
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits…are Big…
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Victoria Justice – Ripped Jenas
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Kids on Marriage Equality….
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence in a White Dress…
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Heidi Klum Topless
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Girls Who Triforce Hunt
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Insane Sport of the Day
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Janet Jackson of the Day
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Alex Trebak Rapped Fresh Prince Theme
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Candice Swanepoel 70s Pants…
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Sylvia Kristel Naked in a Movie
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Paris Hilton is Suing Everyone in that Prank Video
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Pilots Lose JOb Because of Playboy Trash They Let in the COckpit
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Arianna Grande Performing
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Bella Thorne Cleavage
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Girls with Dimple
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SOuthpark Will Live Forever
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Mariah Carey on Vacation
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Kendall Jenner See Paris on the Runway…
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Britney Spears VS Iggy Azalea
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The KKK are Recruting
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Portraits made Entirely of Stock Photos
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Brooke Vincent Bikini
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Hilary Duff Braless
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Some Chick Zendaya and Her Hair…
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Rihanna Impersonator – Seeks Attention
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Slut of the Day
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Luka Magnotta is Looking for Love
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Monkey Atttacked Johnny Depp’s Make-Up Artist
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Mother Raccoon Teaches How to Climb..
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Google Image Search Of the Day
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Have You Got a Smoke Tits
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Throwback to Charlize Theron Nudity
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Dildo Show for the Gardener
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Amazing Natural Tits
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Girl in her Panties
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Black and White Weed Smoking SLut
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Cheesy Busty Secretary
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Caitlyn Jenner Pure Slut…Looks Like Lohan…
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Greek Slut For Greek Bankruptcy….
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Fuckign the Bed Post
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Public Toilet Diddle….
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