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2015

06

Jul

ELsa Pataky Bikini Ass Picker of the Day

Elsa Pataky is old as fuck…she’s from Spain, which means she has a “Hope Solo” USA! USA! USA! pussy … because I haven’t met a Spanish girl with an inny pussy…but maybe I just hang out with moms of two or more..

Not that this is about her pussy, but rather her old as fuck ass, in a bikini, on Vacation with her green card Chris Hemsworth…who she has a dozen or more kids with…it’s a Spanish thing….and who wasn’t the first actor she burned through, and probably not her last…

I don’t think this is exciting stuff, but I figure she sued a magazine for publishing her tit pics from a paparazzi, and she won 310,000 Euros for it, meaning she either loves or hates paparazzi, as it makes her more money than her bullshit acting job, she was in the Fast and Furious movies to reach a hispanic audience…who cares… so she’s out there reaching for another win…this time about to finger her asshole invasion of privacy..who cares…I guess I do…but only because I’m in this deep so here it is…

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2015

06

Jul

Nicola Peltz in Shorts of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is one of the more interesting daughter of a multi-billionaire, because she’s from Upstate New York rich and not from LA rich, which makes her fame whoring a lot more subtle than her LA counterparts, who she is probably friends with, as they all meet at the Wealthy Summer Parties that you assholes aren’t allowed to go to…where they wear little shorts for their fans, who are just a bunch of nerd losers who jerk off to Transformers, as that’s all she’s been in, probably because her dad is one of Michael Bay’s financiers for his shitty high budget movies, and putting his daughter in a talentless role as the hot chick, someting good for ego and business meetings at the country club conversation, is a pretty easy clause to sign off on, because she’s kind of hot..

Either way, this is like hip hop wars of the 90s, east VS west, but the only person who gets shot is all these girls, in the face by dudes they are using to cope with their daddy issues with…dudes who aren’t you or me…but you can still jerk off to her ass if you want…that’s the power of the internet.

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2015

06

Jul

Erin Heatherton for GQ of the Day

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Here’s a Victoria’s Secret / Leonardo DiCaprio beard, because the rumor is that he’s gay, and likes having models around him, because they let him abuse them, and treat them like shit, and that makes him feel better about himself, but maybe that’s just lies from a model who went to one of his parties, who he didn’t fuck…you know how girls are, they get mean when they guy they try to whore themselves to reject them, it fucks up their ego and they don’t realize that they were practically masturbating while drunk for him and everyone around them, drawing unnecessary attention to them, in a get pulled by security cuz bitch can’t hang…

But I still think he may be gay, only because he has a house in LA that one of his BFF dudes lives in and drives his cars and I’ve heard…has weird sex parties…again all rumors…that don’t take away from the fact that Erin Heatherton has publicly stated through action that she’s a gold digging, ladder climbing, celebrity groupie fucking whore..and here she is for GQ…and here she is for America..

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2015

06

Jul

Sex at the Beach and Other Videos of the Day

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Just Some Pissing on the Street

Dude Jerks off in a Cashier’s Water Bottle

Worst Way to Wake Up

Babe on the Tain

Idiots on a Quad of the Day

Upset Guy in a Muisc Store

Cop Shooting of the Day

Woman Gives Birth in a Hospital

Music Festival Gate Crashers

Corn Eating American Pride

Monk Blesses Dude

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2015

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend, being a Canadian, was definitely the not the Fourth of July.. but there were fireworks and traffic caused by the fireworks…but more importantly…there were drunk half naked chicks in bikinis…ready for a gangbang, just not for the USA, but rather for their own perversions thanks to growing up on porn….

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Here are some morning…Summer is half over…nothing left to live for…morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Man Shoots Firewoorks Off head – Dies Instantly…
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Bull Mastiff Tells on French Bulldog…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Elle Fanning See through…
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Do Burget King Ad – Which Could Actually be the Burger King Ad
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Homeless Man Concert Pianist
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Hilary DUff Thighs
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Billy Joel’s New Uptown Girl
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2 Month Baby Found On the Side of the Road
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Takes Shark Out of the Water…
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies…
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The Guy Who Plays Superman for the People Who Jerk off To Superman
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The Mexican Weather WOman…
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2015

03

Jul

Lindsay Hancock for Fourth of July by Rony Alwin of the DAy

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Her name is Lindsay Hancock and she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…and I am not just saying that because I know her and love her…I am saying that because she’s got one of the tightest little bodies in Los Angeles…

She’s an All-American babe doing All-American things like and All-American BBQ..with All-American Fireworkds in and All-American Bathing Suit…It’s like this All-American idea was conceived in my mind….even though I am not American….

It’s obviously for All-American America Day…Independence Day….Fourth of July Day…Fireworks Day…and I’m glads she’s not the average size of American women…

These pictures were shot by the incredible, talented, superstar RONY ALWIN ….who you may know as a genius photographer…or as a legend in the party scene with his RONYSPHOTOBOOTH project he probably started a decade ago…I’m a fan of everything and everyone going on in here…

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2015

03

Jul

Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day

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My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks…

That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction….

That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July..

VIA KaveriisPhotos

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2015

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fourth of July…if you are working you are either not american, anti-american, or american but with no friends or family…sitting there all alone…like the pathetic loser you are…

As a pathetic loser myself, I am here for you…with blog posts about people that bore me, but who look better and live better than me, which isn’t saying much.

Last night I was in a 24 hour donut shop where 3 homeless people were sitting trying to keep warm…nursing their shit coffee…and they were living a better life than me…

So fourth of july…yay America…Living the American dream…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Doing the Whole USA AMerica
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Emma Roberts is Amazing..
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Amanda Seyfried Has a Case of Fetus Fever
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Shia LA Beef Line Dancing in a Parking Lot
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Coco Big Tits in a Nurse Outfit…
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Hilary Duff Unleashes Some Thighs…
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Whole Food Trying to Save Face on their “healthy food” Over Charging Scam
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Jurassic World Shot By Shot
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Girl Smoking Weed on a Trunk
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Elle Fanning See Through Braless
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Liz Hurley Big Tits
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Chris Pratt Preticted Chris PRatt
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Russell Wilson’s First Fight With Ciara was OVer Tom Brady
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Amazing Turtle in the Great Barrier Reef Video….
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie to Relive Miley Cyrus Fingering her..
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Amy Jackson has Tits
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BBQ Hacks…
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Sienna Miller in a Bikini
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are Hiding in the Bahamas
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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I Love that Crazy Christian
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Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky – Because Why Not…
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God Bless Merica
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Some Babe Named Matilda Price
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Yankees Pay 150k for the AROD 3000th Hit Ball
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Eva Longoria Wet Pokies…
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Fat Guy Makes Threats
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Porn Addiction isn’t Real….
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Tits Banned from Snapchat
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WAG in a Bikini
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Freestyle Road Bike
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Chrissy Teigen Puts on a Bra
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The Jenner’s in Bikinis
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Thank God She Has Tits
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American Flag Porn…
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This is Disgusting
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Artistic Butt Plug Picture of the Day
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Post Workout Strip
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Pussy Skills
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Anal!
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Tessa Fowler Flahses Her USA Bikini
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Trailer Hitching
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10 Sexy GIFS
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Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
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2015

03

Jul

Taylor Swift Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift with her fake friends that she probably has a management deal with…because why the fuck else would she promote them…I mean they’re popular…and she may be trying to eat their souls as she does…but before she does…”let’s take a faggot picture together of us doing a jump for the fourth of july”…

Fuck these clowns…

Here’s Calvin Harris showing you his lottery win…whether they get married, he knocks her up, he gives her Rita Ora herpes she got on her rise to the record deal, or maybe he got them from groupies, or maybe she had them to begin with because John Mayer..who cares…LA is herpes…and having Taylor Swift riding your back…is a fucking win…she’s hot, the most successful act right now, and if you get to be a lyric in her song..that’s great for a DJ career…I respect that hustle…seriously..DJs…hilarious..

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2015

03

Jul

Kristy Goretskaya for Grazia By Purienne of the Day

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I’ve posted topless pics of model Kristy Goretskaya …

I still don’t know who she is…I don’t know what Russian Mafia Run cam room she was pulled out of to become a titty model for fashion…but I know Henrick Purienne, or at least his work, and as a photographer, and I say this about a handful of photographers…he’s one of the most compelling and interesting out there when it comes to getting girls naked and making them look good naked…artistic, fashionable, relevant..whatever the fuck this is…

I think there’s nothing more american than Two immigrants producing amazing content for some immigrant magazine that has nothing to do with America, other than the fact that Purienne has a US work visa…which means he has a social security number and the ability to get a US cell phone…and that he probably lives in a Hollywood Hills house far more substantial than anything your white trash ass will ever live in…at least that’s where the top pic looks like it was shot….which is American enough..you know keep the American poor and in suburban hell shopping at Walmart…and give the non-American rich people all the accesss to all the amazing America has to offer #landofthefree…. #USA

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