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2015

22

Jun

Stella Maxwell in Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Stella Maxwell is the new Victoria’s Secret angel, who people didn’t quite understand why or how she became a Victoria’s Secret angel ,even though we all know that Victoria’s Secret is a total scam, and their angels are too, and they are just using this one to mind fuck and relate to the new generation into buying their shit…shitty products…

So maybe, just maybe, these two people are trying to stay relevant, lesbianism and gender bending is relevant, it’s also Miley’s hook or marketing angle…like she was Lady Gaga only better to fuck… so pretending to rock this cause…while eating pussy…cuz girls are hot..especially lingerie models…because Miley even in her lesbianism is a superficial, vapid Hollywood slut…

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2015

22

Jun

Kylie Minogue’s a Lingerie Model at 100 Years Old of the Day

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There are very few female celebrities and pop stars that are 100 years old and still capable of being jerked off to…

Take Cher, Madonna and all the other 60 – 80 year old women who sexualize themselves their entire careers, because they know they are talentless cunts…who need to rely on their physically appearance and sexuality to get paid…

One of those, girls can’t make it in the world unless guys can jerk off to them, pretending to be powerful women who offer young girls inspiration….but who are really just half naked in lingerie at 100….

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2015

22

Jun

Drunk Guy Jumps on a Moose from a Boat….and Other Videos of the Day

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The Worst Homeless Person Spreading her Ass…

Man Takes a Shit at the Slot Machine…

NYPD Gets Hit During Arrest…and This Is Why People Get Shot…

Don’t Take the Escalator

Circus Fail…

Getting Run the FUck Over and Living of the Day

6 People VS 1 Shoplifter

Smurfette is a Street Hooker

White Guy Killed By Cop of the Day

Cops Shot Another Non-Black Guy in Los Feliz as Homo ASpiring Actors Watch Brains…

Stunt Pilot Erotica Because She’s a Woman….and Women Doing anything is Erotica

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2015

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day was not the realization that no one considers me a dad or a daddy…it was not realizing that every girl is on sugar daddy sites, even good girls with good families…Iguess people like designer purses..and don’t like paying for them….

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jun 21, 2015 at 12:05am PDT

The highlight of my weekend was relaunching the drunkstepfather snapchat…so add “DRUNKSTEPFATHER”…that’s DRUNKSTEPFATHER….not DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…

Good things like this happened:

Here are some morning links…

Phoebe Price Ass Flash
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A Bunch of Random Found Images of Slutty Naked Enough Celebs
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John Oliver VS Confederate Flag
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Strong Man Holds Barbell Above Head While Doing the Splits
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Some Hooker in a Bikini
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Girls in Selfies…
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Boobs and Coffee
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Kim Kardashian is Lecturing on Objectification of Women….Really…
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Squirrel VS Dugout
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Kim Kardashian is Having a Boy
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Scientist Says Have LSD For Breakfast
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Cara Delevingne Lesbian
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Timelapse of Puppies Running to Dinner
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Girls in Glasses
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Star Wars Actor Arrest of the Day
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Some Other Trick in a Bikini
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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On my facebook, twitter and instagram…I’ve been seeing girls posting articles and statuses on dick pics…

Basically complaining like “hey guys we don’t need the dick pics”….

or “OMG, I GET SO MANY DICK PICS AND I HATE IT”…

or “WHAT ARE THESE GUYS THINKING WITH THEIR DICK PICS”….

It’s partially due to snapchat, partially due to average dudes just wanting to show their boner when jerking off…because they like including girls…

I have never done a dick pic, because I don’t have a dick and the internet is a horrible place I want nothing to do with…

But last night I was with a couple of girls…who were on their snapchat…freaking out…basically jumping up and down and screaming like they were at the male stripclub, or like they just found out Sex and the City just got back on the air, or like their ex got herpes from the girl he cheated on her with….

Reminding me that girls are liars…and that they say they hate things to save face…but really love things…like dick pics….

So don’t believe their lies…..but still let them sit on your face….and send them your dick pics..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Squishy Girls…and their Squishy Parts
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Emma ROberts in Shorts
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Kelly Osbourne Pretending to be the Black Chick WHo Was White
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Kim Kadashian’s Panties Probably Smell Like Shit
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Kylie Jenner Tight Pants
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Hero the Internet
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Behati in VS Lingerie
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LEsbian Miley in Short Shorts
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Jill Bunny in a Bikini….
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Slut of the Day…..
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Racist Pitbull
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Stowaway Falls From Plane – ENds Up on ROof….
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Lady Gaga Bra Top
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Drunk Raccoon…
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Emilia Clarke – Crutches
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Underboob…
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Nerdy White Guy Wins Dance Off
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Some Emily Blunt
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Marvel Won’t Let Spiderman be Black
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Drunk Racoon
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Kim Kardashian was a Snitch…
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Tiger Woods Throws Club
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Girls with Huge Bongs…
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Ariany Celeste Weird See Through…
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Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
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Minka Kelly Is Alright
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Reporter VS Bugs
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Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples and her Boyfriend
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Arnold Pranks Fans…
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VIctoria Justice Shorts
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Sean Penn is Trying to Get Charlize THeron Back
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Baseball Player with an Instagram Addiction
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Dog ALmost Dies of Marijuana Overdose
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Alligator VS Golfer…
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Kimberly Garner – Solid Fame WHore
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Jen Selter ASs…
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One of the Best Costumes…Ever
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Blake ANderson Kicked Off Morning Show
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Elsa Pataky in a Corset…
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Hayley Atwell Tits
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So Many REdheads
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ALien Cat!!
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Kylie Jenner – TIght Clothes
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Naked Girl Smoking Weed…
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Olga Kurylenko’s Naked!
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Melissa Debling See Through Nipples.
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Best Crop TOp You’ll See Today
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Cam Bate…
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Whip THem TIts Out
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Cam Tits…
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Hairy HIppie Slut
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Some Slut in Miami
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating….

They call themselves “Stiley”…

I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual…

Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2015

19

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if the most pathetic thing about my existence is that I peaked in 2008 when I fondled Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass…right before she became super fucking famous…despite being ugly, lame, and a lie…without her knowledge or consent…but randomly like the predator I am….even though I loved every second of it….

But I am pretty sure sure there is far more pathetic about me…including, but not limited, to me posting her bikini pics from facebook….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard.

She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story…

But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy…

So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

19

Jun

Hailey Baldwin’s 18 Year Old Ass of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin proves that if you merge a Baldwin with a Brazilian model….

You don’t have to end up with some potato headed Irish looking overrated monster…

But instead a recently turned 18, rich kid in that lame Jenner rich kid scene…who has been rumored to be fucking Bieber since she was under 18…because Bieber is a sex offender…assuming he’s not a faggot…because he seems like a faggot…but the fact that he’s rumored to be getting up in this small round young ass in short shorts that know exactly what they are doing…may prove otherwise…

This girl may just be some instagram famous with a famous last name…and father…but her body is nice and ridiculous…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2015

19

Jun

Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day

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Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves..

That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical….

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