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2015

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always interesting when girls I’ve never met turn me down for oral sex…you know like “hey come over I’ll eat you out when my wife is sleeping, or eating, or in the bathroom…”

It’s like me saying “Oh hey, you like this amazing thing, I would like to give it to you”
and you’re like “It’s one of my favourite thing, I would take it from anyone, anywhere, anytime, but no thanks. Nothing personal”….maybe I should ask them on dates first, but then they’ll definitely say no…in fact..they may turn lesbian around me – cuz “I’d rather eat pussy..than anything on this”

Dating while married and 45 drunk and a creep is so complicated…makes me want pizza…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Miley Cyrus You to Be Whatever You Want to Be
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Jed Bush Has Die Hard Code in his Site…
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Kate Moss Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart’s Mom Denies Confirming Lesbians
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Gigi Hadid Flat Ass Pumps Gas
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Tom Brady is a Joker
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Bar Refaeli’s Slutty Pic
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Chris Pratt – Dinosaur Prank
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Lucy Liu Directoing in Fort Lauderdale
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Slut of the Day
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Ashley Greene in Health
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Girls with Dimples
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Guys Playing Frisbee at the Beach
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Vanessa Hudgens in Jean Shorts
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Hilary Duff Amazing Booty
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Kanye West Fell Asleep During North’s Birthday…
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World Record Basketball Shot
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Lindsay Lohan Pokies
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Michelle HUnziker Vagina Peek
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Eva Longoria Legs
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Happy Birthday Grandma
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8 Netflix Shows Perfect for Any Pothead
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Victoria Justice in Jean Skirt
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Lady Gaga’s Ass in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Letter to her Future Self
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Doggy Racism in NYC…
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How To Break The Internet…
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Don’t Spill the Beer…
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Tumblr Sex Tips
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Kate Upton Fatness Continues
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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Pic
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Stomach
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Kim Kardashian Seems Fatter
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Charlie Riina in a Bikini
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Shitty Music Collab of the Day
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Keith Hernandez Still Makes Thousands of Money in Royalties from Seinfeld…
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Cute and Disciplined Dog
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Taylor Swift Flashes Stomach, Internet Takes Over
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Weed and Pussy
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Huge Huge Tits
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Drive By Shitting
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Classy Girl of the Day
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Memorable Teen Cam Girl
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Babe Getting High in the Locker Room…Tits!
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Big Tits!
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Big Booby Dance
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Stupid Huge Tits
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Squirt Squirt
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

16

Jun

Kate Hudson’s in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

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Here’s a hot picture of Kate Hudson in Europe, where we can assume she’s fucking Owen Wilson, because she made him practically kill himself a few years ago, she’s got that kind of impact…because he’s filming Zoolander 2 out there, and it would make sense…at least for the sake of this post…because I like starting rumors of has-beens no one cares about anymore…

That said, they do care about nude bikinis, that make a girl look nude, and mom bodies that look like this because they are good genes, and more importantly because they grew up in the superficial hell that is hollywood thanks to mommy Golide…

She’s managed to fuck a lot of dudes, but I’d still let her sit on my face, like an old man with a metal detector on the beach, just lookin’ for gold…and willing to suck out the used condoms to get there…not that she uses condoms…maybe just for anal on days she eats…amazing.

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2015

16

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Ripped Pants of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Danish snobby bitch who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, all thanks to being in her prime, being on the blogs and Sports Illustrated, like that even matters anymore, it doesn’t…but she made the cut before it was too late, allowing her to position herself with the right rich people in Miami where she apparently lives….so that she’ll be taken care of, until getting pregnant, as all these low level models who don’t think they are low level do..

That said, she was working out, her pants split, which we can assume worked out nicely because she can both use it as a story….and because some rich guy will pay her 25,000 for the night for her to wear them as he fucks her ass.

I don’t find her hot, but who cares what I think….no one. The answer is no one. No one cares what I think.

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2015

16

Jun

Nikyee Heaton Thong on Snapchat of the Day

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This girl Nikyee Heaton was some youtube hooker who got noticed for some cover song, because cover songs are the best way to get noticed on youtube as people are trying to find the actual song…just ask Bieber…or Usher…who likes to fuck kids who do cover songs..it’s a fetish…

I guess a fetish shared by Justin Timberlake, because he signed this one to his label years ago, probably did nothing for her, forcing her to be a whore on instagram and apparently snapchat…showing off her very relevant hip hop vixen body that looks like it may lead to an Amber Rose stripper turned rapper wife career…and as long as the snowflake, white booty…that knows her audience and is working her audience proper….

So in a lot of ways, we should thank her for existing…

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2015

16

Jun

Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

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Diora Baird is some 31 year old actress from Florida, who moved to LA and had her big break while working as a clown at Kids parties, a lot like a pedophile sex offender…only thanks to her porn name, she’s managed to turn it into a career.

She’s done Playboy prior to making babies, so I don’t know if these bikini pics matter, I mean I would argue that no bikini pic matters, but they matter as much as they are bikini pics..

I don’t know what that even means. My poorly written bullshit even confuses me…but not as much as attempted sexy poses in front of babies…

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2015

16

Jun

Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day

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Paris Hilton is in Ibiza, let’s hope for the summer, where rich Arabs and Europeans who don’t realize Paris Hilton is a useless human at least in North America, throw stupid amounts of money and her, and have her DJ for them, like the dancing monkey she pretty much is, because that’s how hookers who love money operate…

She wore a bikini, while pushing 35 years old, because she chose the cocaine party life of luxury with private jets instead of making babies…

And the reality is that she’s made her own money, sure as a porn chick with no shame, fucking with the media…riding off a family brand people everywhere recognized because I’m sure at some point in time they stayed at a Hilton…and who cares what she does with that money…I mean unless she kills herself, in which case we can all celebrate…

All this to say, blast from the past in a bikini….boring.

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2015

16

Jun

Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but could mean she’s a Nazi…Nazi or not, she is was Hiltler was looking for…a solid aryan…that may or may not be a product of ethnic cleansing…because I guess girls that look this good shouldn’t exist without scientific intervention like they did with her model competitor, who is unfortunately not fighting her in a mud wrestling match to the death, the one who hangs out with Taylor Swift and was grown in a test tube….

Not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s posing topless like all good models do these days…because if you don’t post topless you don’t matter…and I guess Nadine Leopold matters….but not as much as her tits…

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2015

16

Jun

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the bootleg Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner, who runs in the same circles as those spoiled LA twats, thanks to being a Baldwin…all eager to be a model or some other nonsense…but who unltimately doens’t matter, because none of this matters…probably something she’s used to as her Baldwin father was Stephen Baldwin, one of the bootleg Baldwins…preparing her for this…

The nice thing about this isn’t her young, tight, banged by Bieber body. But rather the fact she’s in a while bikini, because I am someone who many years ago experienced a white bikini first hand…

It was a pool party I was invited to when I was probably 20 at a rich friend’s house and his younger sister, who was 18 and pretty fucking fit, was there…in a white bikini…as I floated drunk on a floaty in the sun, I looked up to her looking back at me was her full fucking vagina…because she had been in the pool and had no idea that her white bikini was totally see through and I carried that memory through life…and masturbation for a long time…realizing that it wasn’t so much my friend’s sister I loved…but rather the white bikini…

So here’s Hailey in a white bikini ..and here’s her cameltoe…looking cute…

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2015

16

Jun

Billionaire ALba in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement…

You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special…

Either way, she’s in a sports bra…

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2015

16

Jun

Karrueche Tran in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the DAy

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Karrueche Tran is in a bathing suit…and more interestingly enough…she’s not getting beat up by Chris Brown…which would probably make these pictures more interesting….but she is milking the fact that she dates Chris Brown…mocking us…because if she didn’t date him, and wasn’t in the media every day because of him, she’d probably be a little more graphic in her crotch shots…as no one would know who she was, would love her, would care about her, or talk about how crazy it is for a girl to date a “woman beater” assuming Rihanna is a woman, something that hasn’t been confirmed yet, as Caitlin Jenner’s more ladylike than her, even if he’s just putting on a show for ratings…

Right….

What the fuck does this have to do with Karrueche Tran?…Who cares…more importanttly….who the fuck is Karrueche Tran.

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