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2015

15

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares…

But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath…

I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts…

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2015

15

Jun

Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day

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Anna Kendrick is a massive star. Everyone fucking loves her. She constantly gets work. I assume it is based on being accessible as fuck, average at best, where girls and gay guys think she’s just fabulous, probably thanks to Pitch Perfect…all it takes is one likeable character…

I find her irritating, at least to look at, because I don’t hear words when people like her tale, so whether a good actor or not doesn’t matter…not that I think acting is something you can be good at, but rather just a fucking scam as a whole, I wouldn’t know, because I”m too irritated to notice…

I assume it stems from her weird mouth….or maybe it is her in a weirdo one-piece…but this is the first time I’m seeing that…and my dislike of her is deep-rooted…just fuel to the not hot enough to be as rich and famous as she is hustle..

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2015

15

Jun

Taylor Swift Belly Button of the Day

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Taylor Swift has it all figured out. She has mastered getting people talking about her because they feel an intense emotionally connection to her. She’s been marketed as speak to the public’s needs and wants…and in doing that she’s always managed to come out on top. She’s always the victim…and one of the stories she was a victim in was that she had no belly button, because she always wore high waisted bathing suits…

Well, it looks like with her hundreds of millions of dollars…coupled with being the novelty person models and other celebrities like having around because she’s Taylor Swift….she’s either bought a belly button…or forund the confidence to show it off…being silly, because all of this is silly, the fact she makes as much as she does doing what she does is silly, so fuck with the media with one of your minions being cute…and I guess what it comes down to is that I’d totally fuck her belly button or really any part of her if she let me…I get turned on by social manipulating skinny girls who put out…making silly jokes.

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2015

15

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Keeps Holding On of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney has an interesting story, I mean it isn’t really that interesting, not that I actually know it, but based on my speculation, something illicit went on with her “Career”…because it was hardly a career…she has never done anything…

She’s just a Florida trash cocktail waitress girl with massive tits, who may be rich and thanks to being rich got to go to all the right parties, where someone connected brought her iin because guys love tits…

She did one Guess campaign she probably didn’t get paid for, and that no one noticed…then booked Dancing with the Stars, then booked Carl’s Jr probably through Dancing with the Stars, because they wanted to justify who she was before announcing the new crew…

If anything the fact we know she exists is more amazing than her silly tits…

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2015

15

Jun

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Star of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an Olympic Hero…and as an Olympic hero, part of a gold metal winning team, thanks to discipline and lunatic parents, who the second they could, got her into acting and social media hustle, as Gymnastics alone isn’t very lucrative, and with that attitude, it trickles down to her level, leading to selfie smut that isn’t smutty enough to be inapproprirate, but is smutty enough that dudes can jerk off to her thinking she’s all innocent…

What I’m saying is..this is McKayla Maroney and her family playing you for their personal gain…enjoy…cleavage…

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2015

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli Crotch SHot of the Day

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After a long love affair with Leonardo DiCaprio, even though it ended years ago, Bar Refaeli still finds a need to air out her vagina, however she can, apparently, including but not limited to public cartwheels for instagram, because there is no way that in her living the Hollywood, superstar model, with massive tits, life…that she bowed out of to run back to Israel, didn’t catch at least one strain of herpes…

I guess the more interesting thing in this pic is the upside down tits, fighting gravity, in a bra…there’s a fetish in this…if you can see past the fact she probably has herpes, like every celebrity, and I assume you can…

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2015

15

Jun

Coffee Break with Miley of the Day

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It’s midday coffee break time brought to you by Miley Cyrus, who I assume was raised by pervert executives, a white trash father and a stripper or cocktail waitress mother…who are more interested in the cash grab than really the bigger purpose…so they listen to her team of advisors who have millions of dollars on the line for the Miley Cyrus corporation – that they don’t want to lose, but rather maximize, but connecting to and trying to talk to the market they are trying to reach, and based on TUMBLR…this is it….

Everyone is getting naked, and Miley’s not the leader in this, just the follower, but still posting tit pics, and fighting for the rights for tits, even though it’s hardly a political stance…but rather just a distraction from what is important…and I Guess that’s what they government wants…distraction…and they are doing it on the most basic of ways…every asshole knows tits get hits…why the fuck do you think I have a fucking website people..

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2015

15

Jun

Jessica Lowndes Panty Flash for Attention of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some trashy Canadian chick who somehow managed to get cast in 90210 the new class, which I am sure was so exciting for her before realizing that the show was some bootleg low level shit that was hoping to ride off the first show…to fill digital cable programming that was hungry for programming…

I don’t think anyone watched the show, but yet it lasted a few years, and the entire cast that at the time were attention seeking trash…you know when they were invited to events…have three years later been left to figure out hot to leverage their low level fame no one cares about…

Well this Lowndes chick seems to have gone the “get fake tits ,release shitty music, throw shit at the wall and hope it sticks, using my vagina…”….

It started with bikini pics, workout pics, and has gone to panty pics…we know what you’re doing here girl..keep it up right until sex tape happens…thanks in advancce.

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2015

15

Jun

Fanny Francois and Sabrina Nait for Some Bikini Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know who these models – Fanny Francois and Sabrina Nait are…

I just know that they are stars of this bathing suit campaign for some bathing suit company that reminds me that bathing suits are totally fucking saturated on the internet…

At any given time, I can log into my instagram and normal everyday girls are posting bikini pics, and not just once in a blue moon or once a year at the beach vacation, but all the fucking time…and when every single girl posts these bikini selfies almost weekly because they get the most likes…all the content sort of blends into each other and remain totally uninspiring…

What used to be just a yearly Sports Illustrated magazine, has become every decent looking girl in the world on a weekend..posing like a model, without feeling like the asshole she clearly is, posing like an asshole…all for her social media…

So the whole thing is pretty empty, and boring, but has bikinis in it, they just don’t talk to my soul or even my penis hey way they should…and I don’t think it’s because I’m overly desensitized, I can power through this…I think it is because the world is overly desensitized…

So what’s next? I mean other thank posting this nonsense…

Posted in:Fanny Francois|Sabrina Nait|SFW

2015

15

Jun

Naked Fashion Blogger of the Day

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Ashley Madewke is apparently a fashion blogger, which is essentially the equivalent of an attention seeking instagram hooker looking for an angle or excuse to pose in pictures without looking like a self involved, egotistical cunt, because brands are supportive of fashion bloogers, and pay them dumb money, because fashion bloggers can push product to their idiot followers who think they are authorities on pretty much anything fashion, when they aren’t authorities on shit but rather just people who know how to hustle instagram…and post slutty pics amongst “fashion”…

The whole thing is silly.

That said, REEBOK, looking for some exposure, got her naked, and there was no spread vagina pics, I assume those were saved for the media buyer who chose her over all the other fashion bloggers…

Anyways, it got me posting this shit, but I guess naked in shoes is a fetish of mine, but not really, I guess naked and anything is the fetish…the more low level and thirsty the girl…the better.

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