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Sydney Sweeney Wears a White T-Shirt to Disney’s Water Ride of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Wears a White T-Shirt to Disney’s Water Ride of the Day
Zendaya’s Nipples in Australia of the Day
Zendaya’s Nipples in Australia of the Day
Joey King’s Titty Show of the Day
Joey King’s Titty Show of the Day
Reese Witherspoon Shows Off the Benefit of Menopause of the Day
Reese Witherspoon Shows Off the Benefit of Menopause of the Day
Did Eva Longoria Get a BBL of the Day
Did Eva Longoria Get a BBL of the Day

2015

08

Apr

Bar Refaeli Still Models of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is old, tired, expired…

But these pictures are lit well, shot well, and photoshopped well, so that you can’t see the years of being in the sun / being cummed on by Leonardo DiCaprio back when he first invested in the Victoria’s Secret model program…

She’s pretty much disappeared, she went back to Israel to let her big tits take a breather from the hard life of luxury she was living…and I guess those batteries are recharged, she’s back in the game, and she’s older…richer…still getting sleazy for the tail end of her career…make that money…

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2015

08

Apr

For Love & Lemons Bridal Lingerie of the Day

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For Love & Lemons released this campaiugn promoting their bridal collection, which is nice because you know the model they used is some babe and not your wife, or really anyone’s wife..

I figure it is because wedding showers, or bridal showers, or whatever the fuck they are called require gifts, and the natural gift would be lingerie, so why not sell themed lingerie for people to spend their money on when looking for gifts…when really no husband wants to see their wife in lingerie,especially not on their wedding night when they just sold their soul to the deveil…and no wife wants to wear lingerie for her husband on their wedding night, because she’s just stole his fucking soul…unless of course she’s excited by her win…and more importantly..wants to feel sexy before it’s too late with the whole getting knocked up and fat and comfortable and shit…

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2015

08

Apr

Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia….

Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out…

So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too…

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2015

08

Apr

Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy

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Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom….

But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want…

It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids…

It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something…

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Here’s the video:

Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass…

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2015

08

Apr

TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day

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TaviTheBabe is an instagram senseation who isn’t really an instagram sensation at all, because she hasn’t quite hit yet, but she is trying, and that’s good enough for me…

TaviTheBabe is local montreal model who I don’t think lives in montreal and who I never met when she did live in Montreal…but who I have met randomly and she was lovely enough to invite to sleep over…

The saddest thing about TaviTheBabe is that our love never happened, she’s never slept over…even though there’s little else to do in Montreal during the deep freeze…than sleep over…you see because I believe there could have been a bright future for us…vacationing, weekending, doing the things people in love do…all in my own backyard…

The happiest thing about TaviThebabe is that she’s got a fucking magical ass, that doesn’t look magical at first glance but as soon as her pants come off, it’s like the roundest, firmest, fittest looking thing you could ever really dream of…

Which brings me back to the saddest thing about TaviTheBabe, and that is that that ass has never chipped my tooch…making me the saddest motherfucker…around….literally…

I mean what kind of girl brands herself as “TheBabe”…I mean obviously one who has been overly encouraged but more importantly..one who sure as fuck thinks she’s too good to sleep with you…even if she’s not…her ass probably is…enjoy.

Pics by KAZIM GUNYAR

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2015

08

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui Workout of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui posted this picture of her doing fitness, because I guess people care about a middle aged girl who lucked out and got on a TV show that was pretty popular…even though she’s done very little since…or at least they care about her doing weirdo leg lifts…that don’t even showcase a nice round booty, which is the whole point of this exercise, at least that is what I would assume it was for, everytime I jerked off to an aerobic video…

I mean…this is the booty era, girl should be posting booty maybe after a few months of doing these coupled with some fat transfer injections into her ass…otherwise this isn’t actual INSTAGRAM caliber promo photos…

I guess the good news is that her fans are loyal and in being loyal will jerk off to her in anything she does…

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2015

08

Apr

Heems are the Music Video of the Day

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Every one in a while I promote the hip and the new music…because I am hip and relevant…thanks to press releases I get…

So here’s a little background:


The first video for Heems’ debut solo album Eat Pray Thug has arrived and it is just as crazy as the album. Inspired by a late-night infomercial Heems saw while on tour in India, the “Sometimes” video stars Adult Swim’s Eric Andre , Broad City’s Hannibal Buress , and Heems’ former Das Racist bandmate, Ashok “Dapwell” Kondabolu

Many years ago I met Das Racist, I was very drunk and they were trying to fuck a girl I was with…at least that’s what I assumed when I was very drunk…needless to say, we didn’t become friends…even though their song “Fashion Party”…made me laugh…but now I am helping promote one of them..because that’s just the kind of guy I am…I help people, even though no one helps me…

Now Here’s a little what the video is about:


“‘Sometimes’ uses a narrative revolving around an infomercial to create a commentary on race in not just the U.S. but India as well. As recently as 2010, the skin-lightening cream industry was worth $432 million in India and growing at 18% annually. Following in the footsteps of films like Kumare, the video also takes on the trope of exotic, spiritual Indian gurus in the West.” – Heems

Enjoy.

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2015

08

Apr

Art Provocative Shoots Hot Lesbians of the Day

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My friend ART PROVOCATIVE is an Australian photographer who I’ve featured before…who subsidizes his income in a far more interesting way than regular photographers who turn to weddings and Walmart family portraits, by shooting sex workers in Australia…because Back Pages need images to sell the girls who are selling themselves or their bodies…

Now I don’t know if River & Phoenix are some of his “sex workers”…but they are lesbians, and as someone who expects lesbians to be boot wearing, fat and scary, dick eating and not in a good kind of dick eating…but in a “I was raped and now hate dick, and must use all my lesbian powers to fight dick” kind of way…this is impressive…

It is up on the college girl experimenting with college girls only in this case it stuck kind of lesbians…and I figured I’d post the pics…because why the fuck not…

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2015

08

Apr

Price is Right Girl of the Day

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Here’s a video of a girl on the Price is Right, who isn’t that hot, but who made Drew Carrey laugh, which is surprising, because I thought he only laughed at his own jokes, not that I’ve ever seen him as Bob Barker, but I’m basing it on the Drew Carrey show that should have never hapened, but that did happen, and that made him very fucking rich in the process, even though it was the worst pile of shit to ever end up on TV…but I guess it created Wayne Brady in the spin off Who’s Line is it Anyway….and well that motherfucker makes the world a better fucking place….like this girl…who is not all that hot but when asked what she studies in college…gets stumped…and I’m all for regular people being idiots on TV…it makes me happy.

Posted in:Videos

2015

08

Apr

Burger King Experience and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Fucking in Vegas – Close The Blinds…

Insurance Scammer of the Day

Thugs Destroying Dozens of Cars

Cop Punches Pregnant Air Force Vet

Weightlifting Fail

Man Dumping Unresponsive Girl in Queens

Chinese Parenting

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