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2015

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls don’t believe in romance anymore…all they care about is material things…and in order to get those material things they care about rich guys…and in order to get rich guys they care about being noticed…and in order to get noticed they believe in getting naked in selfies…and in order to get more viewers they care about me promoting them on the internet….

In conclusion, girls care about me.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Suki Waterhouse Side Tit..
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Drums on a Bikini Babe…
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Eryn Krouse…in a Bikini…Fame Whoring…
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Woman Dies from Ass Implants
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Snake in the Kitchen..
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Jason Statham and Jimmy Fallon Slap Each Other…
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American Jeopardy Fail…
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Girls with Dimples..
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Duggars Defending Impropoer Touching…
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Johnny Depp is Face Of Dior…
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World’s Largest Whoopee Cushion…
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Olympic Cyclist Powers TOaster
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2015

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Having a site like this is a curse…because when I meet a good girl I want to make tender love to off the internet, mainly tinder, they always end up on the site, or the social media like @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and Facebook, and they see it covered in pics of girls, or screenshots of texts with girls….and when I try to convince them to give into me, by giving them a reference, they usually block and delete me…I guess “I’m not sketchy, I just want to love me, I can prove I’m not sketchy, just ask my wife”….isn’t a good angle…

New generation dating…so hard…but not as hard as eating a banana with no chewing…

Or eating Ice Cream Like a Frat Boy

Here are some stepLINKS….

Baby Goats in Pajamas
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Ashley Tisdale Sweaty Booty
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So Many Asses…
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Woman Arranges a Hit on her Ex After Instagram Feud
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Drunk Jessica Simpson!
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Big Miami Ratchet Ass
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Slut of the Day
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Suki Waterhouse Tit Spilling Out
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Megan Fox on Set…
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Teresa Palmer – Not Breast Feeding on the Beach
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Man Beat Son to Death Because He Wasn’t Potty trained
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Unique Business Cards for Clever Entrpreneurs
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Farrah Abraham’s in a Bikini
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Snake VS Eggs
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Saddest Gatorade Bath Ever
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Megan Fox on TMNT Set
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Kim K in Tight Plastic Wrap
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21 Shia LaBeouf Do It Speech Vids You Should Actually Watch
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Hilary Duff Thick Thighs
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples…
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Tiny Hamster is a Giant Monster
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Kevin Hart Tried Hurting The Rock
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Dr Ruth Says Rape is OK if You’re Naked in bed with a Dude
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Johnny Depp is the Face of Dior
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Lauren Conrad Bans SKinny
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Truth about Reality TV Editing
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Caitlyn Jenner Already has an Endorsement Deal – Obviosuly
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35 Things You Didn’t Know About The Big Lebowski
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Kate Hudson Old Beat Up Face…But Good Tits
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Alyssa Miller in Jean Shorts
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Caitlyn Jenner Trailer
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Big Tits and Pineapples
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Reverse Cocksucking
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Some Chick named Kayla Kiss Big Nerd Tits
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Angry Bitch of the Day
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Fill Those Panties Up
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Pornstar Ass in GIZA
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Gillian Anderson POssible Nipple…
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Purple Kush and Pearls!
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Sybian turns Girl Into a Demon….
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Sex Machine…
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Big Tits in Black Lingerie
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Bull Riding Page
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White Guy Eating Black Pussy…
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The Hottest Internet TIME You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Roommates Get it On
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Ridiculous Busty Chick
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Hot Greek Slut of the Day
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Lesbian couples get intimate on webcam:
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Hot Naked Chick
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

04

Jun

Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day

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When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention…

You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA…

I’m into this.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

03

Jun

Gillian Anderson Possible See Through for the Nerds of the Day

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I know what Gillian Anderson is doing here…she’s trying to get back in touch with her virgin loser fans after taking a decade off…even though 95 percent of her fans are still her fans…it’s a comic book conference thing…these motherfuckers get older…but their orgasms for the same girls stay the same…

I mean why else would she possibly be showing her nipples after making public appearances about new X-Files…this is her diving in…tits first…because I guess when you’re not lusted after long enough…it fucks up your self esteem…especially while going through menopause…

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2015

03

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy

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These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2015

03

Jun

Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is a not very famous actress. In fact, I think people only really found out about her a couple of weeks ago when she posted a breast feeding image to facebook to show her support for the free the nipple, it’s ok to expose your nipple, it means you are not oppressed by a patriarchal system that allow men to decide what is appropriate or not, while most men I know love exposed nipples and the only people I’ve ever heard complain about a public breast feeder was a woman…as the men around looked on in awe…

Well apparently, she’s also into free the ass, when doing yoga, it’s the outfit needed to get pregnant in the first place so that you have a slutty political agenda that dudes can jerk off to…

So Teresa Palmer, although a new mom with a battered vagina, is lovely to me…and I’m sure that’s exactly what she’s going for!

She was also in a bikini…

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TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2015

03

Jun

Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day

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The amazing thing about Kristin Chenoweth, an aging Broadway Star who has been in movies and on Glee…is not that shes getting felt up by a gay theatre actor, but rather that in 2001, she sold a show based on her life as a NYC receptionist with dreams of being famous…and the show actually happened and had 13 episodes before being cancelled in a “who the fuck did she fuck for that”….I mean 2001 NBC was far different than NBC now…if you had a clever idea and produced it yourself…you could get a TV show…look at Broad City…but if Broad City went in with a script in 2001…their ugly asses would have been kicked out of the office…if they even got into the office…leading me to wonder…what went right for this one…I think it starts in her mouth and ends in her ass…if you know what I mean…

YEs…I just analyzed Kristin Chenoweth …who I don’t even know….based on her wikipedia page…because I didn’t watch Glee…because I have a penis…just like Lea Michele.

Posted in:Kristin Chenoweth

2015

03

Jun

Trying to Look Up Sophia Bush’s Skirt of the Day

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Sophia Bush may not being showing her bush, but that doesn’t mean I am not looking at this picture from every angle, trying to see if you can see a bit of her bush, assuming that she has bush, in this bush-free, bush is gross, bush is for 70s porn mainstream that makes me dig through hipsters for bush, and even the hipsters aren’t committed to the fashionable aspect bush has to offer and a lot of them just shave it off like a Kardashian too…

Not because I love Sophia Bush, I don’t even know who she is, I just assume she’s not related to the the Bush family, and even if she was I would try to see her bush…

Because I love bush, om aging actors…on anyone…Save Your Bush.

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Posted in:Sophia Bush

2015

03

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is apparently some horrible Polish model who managed to beat out the stats against Polish woman and didn’t end up a hairy little troll working at the hot dog stand…or more realistically, the sex trade, probably by pissing in champagne classes, because these Eastern European girls like quality, on webcam for their pimps who pimp them….but instead is a Victoria’s Secret angel, who only needs to piss in Champagne glasses when the billionaire boyfriend tells her to, because even with contract and her own money, billionaires have a certain allure and you don’t want to pisss them off because it gets in the way of them knocking you up..

That said, like all models these days, she’s topless….it’s the nature of the industry…and we like topless..

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|NSFW

2015

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has announced that she is pregnant, so in typical Kim Kardashian mastery of the media, she’s decided to wear a totally inappropriate, possibly see through outfit for the paparazzi that her family has called and hired for this task, as she and really everyone in the family know how to mind fuck the masses, like they are cult leaders, but unfortunately, not the Jim Jones style cult where they all drink the fucking Koolaid, that wasn’t even Koolaid, but rather the generic brand, because cult’s don’t have the kind of luxuries the Kardashians have, even though in both instances, the reason they can afford anything is because of the spiritually lost people who buy into them…

That said, Kim Kardashian is the kind of whore who would strip 9 months pregnant and give birth on stage if the price was right…just a fucking peddling…pile of shit…

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