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2015

08

Jun

Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day

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This looks like some Bruce Jenner caliber scars, if Bruce Jenner actually committed to being Caitlyn Jenner, and not in a half assed way that I like to think could just as likely be a 100 million dollar revenue earning strategy to keep the family in the media…

They are that horrible…don’t pretend they aren’t just cuz motherfucker got some tits…to go with the fact that he was married to an alpha male first…

Sex Change scars, or bitch hooked herself up to a vacuum cleaner before going on stage…but I guess when you get banged out by black dudes named “Big Sean”…it’s safe to say that eventually your vagina has so much scar tissue, essentially so beat the fuck up that it has a mind of its own…and tries to escape the host body for refuge…

I mean I don’t even know what the fuck I’m looking at here…is that even a vagina? Or a rash? Or product of the Chastity Belt she clearly ripped off with every dude she fucks to fill the void…

I don’t think that’s labia…and I’ve seen some vagina…but it could be the seam from where the scientists who made her made the her battery port…

Who knows…I’ll just assume it’s alien…Grande….

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2015

08

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that this Free the Nipple campaign is artificial. Just another idea for hipster idiots who are entitled thanks to the internet and so tolerant that they are intolerant, and not just to lactose and gluten, but to everything….you know acting more educated than people of the past…but really too ADD to really dig deeper than the surface…it’s like “champion this issue” and move on…especially when masked as body shaming, feminism, or sexuality…

The whole thing is idiotic…

Especially with breast feeding…my entire life has involved babies being fed in public near and around me, and not just because I follow new moms around after their baby swim classes…but because women breast feed in fucking public and probably have since we were in tribes…

The only people that don’t like breast feeding is Facebook /Instagram…and they are evil assholes who monetize your content..and if you pulled your head out of your self involved asses and were less focused on “Likes” you’d realize the real issue here is that you feed into social media…rather than actually do things to make a difference..you cunts..

But I do like seeing nipples in protest of anything…from abortion to trannies…show your nipples and I’m there..

This is not a cause…

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2015

08

Jun

Cara Santana Nude Sunbathing of the DAy

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Her name is Cara Santana. I always just assumed she was Carlos Santana’s daughter, I mean same last name…and really if you’re a tacky Mexcian, or Italian….or really anyone, usually white trash, who name their daughters after their fathers…

But after a quick google search, it turns out that she’s a nobody, just engaged to a somebody, who is barely a somebody but named Jesse Metcalfe and women everywhere had lady boner’s poking out of their oversized hanes, that were still one size too small…but all that fits…thanks to obese women watching and loving the show he was on…

That said…she’s naked, on what I assume is snapchat in a pic, I assume was shot by home, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…not quite a glamour model, but she’d be one if this was the UK, but instead it is America..and she’s living the American dream.

So she’s not the neglected trust fund kid we want her to be, but she’s still behaving in ways I can imagine are daddy issues and I like that…but she’s still lovely as fuck..and I should be friedns with her…

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2015

08

Jun

Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day

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Shay Mitchell has Snapchat…which is a great place for girls…not just Shay Mitchell to feel comfortable about the concept of being a slut on their phone…not that any girl really needed an app for that…they’ve been slutty on their phones since 2004 when they got their first phone…they just like the idea of being a slut to more people using their phones because they don’t need to build a level of trust for a video that will theoretically disappear forever…if people played by the rules and didn’t screenshot it…which they don’t because people are perverts…

Not that cleavage in a blazer is really being that slutty – but it is the gateway to the vagina pics you know she sends privately to her biggest fans on the app

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2015

08

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty.

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2015

08

Jun

Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that…

Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this..

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2015

08

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day

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When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place…

I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened…..

Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten…

And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do

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2015

08

Jun

Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day

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Her name is Niykee Heaton.

She’s a youtube Bieber style cover song singing bottom feeder who got signed to Timberlake’s label early on when he say his gay best friend Usher make 100 millions off Bieber and figured like MTV did with Tila Tequila – that this was the way to go….something she was probably stoked on…but that she quickly realized required extra marketing efforts and use of her tits and ass like all girls these days, especially the feminist ones do…and has turned on the instagram…and now the snapchat for things like this…porny…and amazing…keep up the good work…

I can’t wait to see the music videos…I’m sure all your daughters need this in a pop leader…you know the more porny Rihanna…who is already porny enough…

The world may be doomed, but at least girls are slutty.

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2015

08

Jun

Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

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Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX…

I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness..

I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage…

This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy.

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2015

08

Jun

Daisy Lowe’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I like all things with daddy issues…even though I think all things have daddy issues…because why else is every girl fucking crazy…from good home or not…maybe the idea of daddy issue should just be thrown out the window and instead we’ll just call it “capable of having a period”….but then that would exclude the meth addicts and old bitches in menopause who are just as daddy issue crazy..but can’t get their periods…

Not that it matters…what matters is Daisy Lowe’s level of lovely..in her see through but not really dress that shows her underwear that’s not really underwear….but meant to be seen for fashion and maybe a little attention that could be because her dad is a tranny fucking, Gwen Stefani Marrying, Australian perverts who had to paternity test her…when she was old enough to be scarred from the experience…and that’s a good thing…to me…

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