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2015

05

Jun

Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about…

I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views…

Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna…..

If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain…

Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit…

Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra…

Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s

This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

05

Jun

CHinese Wife Strips Husband’s Girlfriend in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Pile of Worms Found in Texas…Possibly in Jessica Simpson’s Asshole

Truck Fail…

Cop KIll a White Guy Who Didn’t Put His Hands Up Because His Headphones were In….Where are the Riots?

Cops Drag Car Jacker Out of Wreckage

Swedish TV Host Went Live TO Air Without Knowing

Gas Station Fail

Mystery Creature in Taiwan

How To Fix your Car

Drunk Dude VS Street Sweeper

Parked Car Blows the Fuck Up

Redneck Lessons in How to be a Good Wife

Another Chinese Wife VS Girlfriend Strip

Bull Ride to Shit Music

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The psychology of a sugar baby, looking for a sugar daddy, using those sites for free trips, free purses, free shoes and free hotel stays and food makes sense to me….except when sugar babies try to rope me into their web of vaginas..without realizing I can’t even afford a new pair of sweatpants to show the world that I am too fat for sizes, but more importantly, that I’ve thrown in the towel on life and caring….but I will still try to get them to send me vagina pics…because I love vagina pics…no matter how much those vaginas think they are worth to fuck..

Here are some morning steplINKS in the Morning…it’s Morning…I’m hungover and I hope you are too…

The Kid who Stole His Grandma’s Car 7 Years Ago…Today
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Girls in WOrkout Shorts
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Cookie Monster / Busta RHymes Mash Up
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Playmate Pretends to Have Sex with Homosexual Ronadlo
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It Was Angelina Jolie’s Birthday
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Fame Whore of the Day
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UFC Fighter in a Bikini
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Cereal of the Day
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Leo and Michael Bay do a Movie
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Failing at Being a Dogs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls don’t like being fisted until they get fisted….Here’s my Tinder Girlfriend who isn’t my Girlfriend but Who hates me:

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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The Girl With thhe Fattest Ass
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Bieber Called Drake “Daddy”
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Chris Chritie’s Man Pussy
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Femen Protestors Protested
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Big Brother UK WHores
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Old Man VS Garage
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Kimberly Garner Working Out
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Jessica Alba on a Date
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Slut of the Day
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Guess That Supermodel Ass….
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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Failing at Being a Dog
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Thong Ass
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Lifetime Full House Cast…
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Kim and Kanye Shut Down Disney Land…
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Adriana Lima Does a Photoshoot
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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Cunt
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Random Sluts in Bikinis
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Megan FOx
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Miley Cyrus Yellow Shirt
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Hot Chicks..
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Abigail Ratchford – Glamour Model
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Sarah Palin Calls Lena Dunham a PEdophile
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Tom Hardy’s Hands Down his Pants
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Girl Doing Fitness of the Day
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Marissa Tomei Wins…
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A Bunch of Redheads…
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Kylie Jenner Big Tits
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Rubber Band Hand Gun….
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Hot Sluts with Guns
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Asian Enema
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Top 10 Then and Now Naked Celebs
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Vintage Betty White Nudes
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Kinky Asian
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Dildo of the Day
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Guy Films GF Showering
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Just a Lot of Slutty Selfies
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Cheerleaders have Sex
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Huge Boobs Happen
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Big Trashy Tits
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Battle of the Boobs
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Lesbian couples get intimate on webcam:
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Toilet Masturbation
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

04

Jun

Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day

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I guess Nicki Minaj, who is recently single…decided to do a Chris Christie..

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You know showing the world what happens when you put on pants that are too tight for you because you don’t want to admit that you’re a fat chick because of all that waist training..with a big vagina from being railed by big black cock…that is hungry…so hungry…for pants…

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Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

04

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day

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Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s…

I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

04

Jun

Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

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I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas…

I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this…

She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2015

04

Jun

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the DAy

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There are two ways to get a woman to show her tits…the first is by promising her a TV show of her own….and the second is taking that TV show away from her after she did it for many years…

I mean, that and attach a cause or charity to the whole thing so that she thinks she’s drawing attention to a real issue in her quest to stay relevant and talked about that works because the world likes menopausal tits…when they are fake and floating…

She may be the worst, but people love her comedy, even though I think her best joke, is this.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|NSFW

2015

04

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period…

I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2015

04

Jun

Anna Ewers for Industrie Magazine of the Day

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If you have the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the ignorance, to think that I would ever stray from my one Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers, which is convenient cuz she’s germans and germans love being shit on, at least according to their pornos and Nazi reputation….

You’d be giving me too much credit. I’m a one trick pony motherfuckers…and I’m not even good at that trick.

Here she is in her panties for some bullshit…

Posted in:Anna Ewers