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2023

30

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I remember when THONGS worked their way into the mainstream, they never quite made the most sense to me, it was like just don’t wear any underwear, but I guess some women don’t like their cunt’s dripping all over their pants or down their leg while they are in self-cleaning mode…..

I thought the whole “it hides the pantyline” line was just a weird excuse since you could see the throng print through the pants, but I guess it made the asses more exciting, or at leat the girls with the asses more exciting to look at because you knew they were slutty or being indoctrinated into the whore world that has now gone fully mainstream and has taken over the minds of most people…

The thong was the early start to this generation of whores…it lead to bikini waxes….which led to taking nudes…which led to facetime sex….which led to showing off the asshole to know they were serious in their self produced porn – YOU HAVE SEEN ALL THE HOLES….and now they’ve gone back to their roots of bringing back the thong to tease the visibile asshole, a perk, a flaw in design, assholes are celebrated….HERE IT IS.

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2023

30

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Insanity of the Day

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Here’s some crazy Britney with Emma Roberts’ gay boyfriend who they say is her manager, or handler, I don’t fucking know, his hairy chest freaks me the fuck out….and kind of takes away from the pornography that is Britney Spears in what they can now say is a newer video of her in a skimpy bikini in the sand..

So all you conspiracy theorists who think she’s dead (ME), in an institution (ME), is being played by a body double (ME) can just fuck yourself…while looking at Britney being unstable, like most people in today’s society of everyone on anti-depressants that CLEARLY do not work….but more high profile than the loser in your day to day life crying about their mental health…

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2023

30

Mar

Halsey and the Nipples of the Day

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Here’s some exclusive BEHIND THE SCENES nipple through the ripped WIFE BEATER on set of the latest JOKER porno moving being shot in the back alley dumpster starring some big pitch they found in the fucking gutter who thinks she’s some kind of sex goth in her stupid clown make-up and shitty sex harness…

It’s actually Halsey, a fake celebrity who is now a celebrity, because they turned her into one…after buying into her story of being homeless, something rich people love as an origin story, even though it was clearly bullshit and she was just a party slut who go in through her DJ connections.

Either way, nipples in a wife beater reminds me of PUNK SHOWS in the 90s when bras were typically warn except by the good girls…being appropriated 30 years later by some hack, still NIPPLES on the bolt ons though.

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2023

30

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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WHAT IS THAT SOUND….

Yes, that’s my fat wife’s stomach making some fuck up noises that I know I’ll be wiping off the toilet seat later tonight….but you can’t hear that, this is a computer screen and words on your screen…it’s just the SOUNDS that I am hearing right now, which is unfortunately not at the ZEN frequency I need it to be at for enlightenment…..

The sounds I was talking about was the sound of the titty drop, just a slop motion tit being spilled out of the shirt, to bounce like it’s a new sport, that is far less gay than actual sports where people get hard over dudes trying to throw balls through imaginary goal posts in exchange for millions of dollars.

The point of the story is, i think Titty Drops are great.

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2023

30

Mar

Throwback Rita Ora’s Ass in Action of the Day

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Here’s some ART AND THE COMPUTER done by ME…because I am an artist, tell that to all the copyright pigs trying to shut us down for posting their shitty images when sites like this is what kept these assholes relevant in the early internet era….SHOW SOME RESPECT you money grubbing cunts…and let the INTERNET be the WILD FUCKING WEST again…

So yeah, I have to make original art of the shit I want to post, which happens to be OLD ASS pics of RITA ORA’s OLD ASS….because she’s old and it’s her ass.

Whether this is on set, on a photoshoot, on her wedding day to TIKIKIKI WAKICACA COHEN, her aboriginal husband and Hollywood poster boy…..or she’s just out there whoring for the paparazzi, I don’t know…

I just figure it gives us a little perspective and allows us to look at her ass again, or for the first time if you’re like 98 percent of the world who doesn’t know what a Rita Ora is, doesn’t care about what a Rita Ora is, or how she’s a weird plant from some weird political activist family during some Bosnian war….which makes me VERY suspicious about her…

But I’ll still look at her ass, when the tits aren’t getting shine, maybe they’re in the shop getting buffed out or some shit…forcing us to stare at her thong to see if we can see shit…it is ASSHOLE BEHIND THURSDAY after all.

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2023

30

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are a fetish to perverts like me who are used to being grey skinned freaks who don’t believe in being exposed to the outdoor elements and not because I’m scared of the outdoor elements, but because that would take me away from staring at a screeen, or staring at a wall and we can’t have that.

So it’s not some global warming, cover myself in ZINC like I am Zuckerberg trying to convice people I am not a robot or AI rendering….HELLO HUMAN FRIENDS I ENJOY THE OCEAN WHEN I AM ON MY BILLION DOLLAR PROPERTY THAT WAS STOLEN FROM THE LOCALS OFF THE BACKS OF THE WORLD USING MY WEBSITE APPLICATION….

It’s more a…why bother approach to life….

Luckily, my tanline fetish gets tended to with the help of girls showing you nature’s highlighter, or the “MY BATHING SUIT IS SUPPOSED TO GO THERE”….even though it’s probably an AI filter…since NOTHING is real…

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2023

30

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Topless Tanning of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen these Suki Waterhouse titties on the dock before, but that could just be me having flashbacks of gay as fuck Ambercrombie ads with chiseled dudes in hip hair laying topless on the dock in their summer at the lake shoot…..not because topless chicks on the dock make me think of topless dudes on the dock….just that Suki Waterhouse has zero sex appeal even when topless on a dock..

It’s also not because she’s got small tits, I am a fan of the small tits and do small tit tribute posts weekly….

It’s just because she really isn’t very exciting looking, and the only thing appealing in this whole thing is the Heineken I’d want to be drinking….and that her gay boyfriend Robert Patison who I thought came out after he dated Kristen Stewart, but maybe I got the wrong one who came out on the brain….probably needs to drink in order to fuck her in his gayness….you know closet case things…

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2023

30

Mar

Stella Maxwell’s Still Bikini-ing of the Day

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Stella Maxwell was a hipster with wonky tits with a dream…

She figured out how to navigate the world of being in the scene and sucking on the right vagina in order to climb the ranks of commercial model.

She reached mecca on her pilgrimage to the top, much like those Christians who carry the giant grosses for miles and miles in honor of their lord and savior….but her pilgrimage was working for the perverts at Victoria’s Secret, where she had a bigger platform to push her lesbianism on horny celebrities, so that she could get that A-List pussy while pushing the “unrealistic body image” to the masses who hate that shit…

Well, as it turns out, she still bikinis, it wasn’t just for money, fame and status, it was because it’s what she does!

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2023

30

Mar

Retard Dances and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Weird Dance….

Girl in Boots

Strong and Acrobatic

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2023

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is nuts…

Everyone is a scumbag, but not everyone is the same level of scumbag, and not everyone is aware of how much of a scumbag they are when they do freakish and demented shit because of the worm in their brain….

You know the evil overlords watch all this unfold and laugh as their masterplan keeps working….

Be thankful that the AI is going to replace and kill off humanity. It’s inevitable and it’s already here.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t do my stepLINKS for me….but I’d like to train it to.

Livvy Dunne Drops a Selfie
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Madison Beer Tries on Bikinis
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Throwback Jessica Alba Nude Scene
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Lila Moss See Through Dress
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Paige VanZant’s Boob Job
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Sydney Jenkins Topless
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Kim K on her Knees in paparazzi Pics and a Bikini
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Creepy Dance Routine on a Talent Show
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The Weather Girl Passing Out
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Woman Gets Dragged by Tiger
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Gracie Hunt’s Birthday
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Taylor Hill’s Bikini Bachelorette Party
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Chantel Jeffries Bikinis in the Sauna
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Crazy Things Caught on Camera
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Scrap Metal in Furnace Leads to Disaster
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How Rubber Balls are made
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Tennis WAG is Hot
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Rita Ora Shows Off her Look
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Cat’s Reaction to Zero Gravity Drops
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Genie Bouchard in a Black Dress
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Nude Artist in Istanbul
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16 Softball Players Stuck in the Elevator
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Bronny James Dunks
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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From the Forum

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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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Nicole Scherzinger on the Red Carpet
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Olivia Holt at an Event
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Heather Graham at an Event
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Karreuche Tran’s Cleavage
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Dove Cameron’s Bra Top
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Ashley Greene’s Leggings
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Rosie Perez Big Cleavage
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Heidi Klum on the Streets
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The Fanning Sisters
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On the Wand
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Public Flashing
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The Gyno is the Dentist and the Proctologist
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Masturbating Girl
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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On the Chair Dildo
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Wild Cameltoe
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Temptress is Nude
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Dildo Teasing
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Qimmah Russo at Carnival
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The Calvins are On
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Funny Dildo Time
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A Bunch of Shit Days
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On The Vibe
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Taco Tuesday on Wednesday – WHAT?
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Spraying it Hard
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Making the Most of their Time Together
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Toy in the Ass
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Garden Sex
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Two Girls on the Dick
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Riding Through the Creampie
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Table Topper
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