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2023

28

Mar

Maya Hawke Bra Panties of the Day

Maya Hawke isn’t the boner giver…..

I mean there’s probably a few perverts out there that think she’s a dream. Maybe they were into Uma or Ethan Hawke in a non-gay way, that think the product of their reproductive organs exploding in Uma’s ass is something special. I mean it’s part of the reason why Maya Hawke gets work as an actress, which I am for, because acting is silly, might as well give rich kids something to do with themselves to keep them out of trouble and to make them think they matter, plus nepotism doesn’t offend me because I don’t think everyone deserves the same things in life because one person has access to said things.

Let her work, let her get paid, let her carry on the family name and Uma’s big man hands….but stripping her down to either promote product or her body when so many actual hot chicks are out there ready and willing to strip down seems like it misses the mark.

Sure, half naked everyone is good….better than full clothed, even when it’s not, but if this is a paid campaign, which it could be, save some bikini work for bikini babes you hog.

I’m so conflicted….

Ok, fine, I’ll accept her doing half naked photos in a quest to become more of a boner giver, but I would like a little more effort in the boner giving department because this isn’t boner giving….and if you go this far, might as well go ALL the way….typical entitled brat not completing the boner giving task…because between you and me….far uglier, vile, stinkier bitches have given boners….it’s an attitude…a vibe…that she’s not really putting out there while putting half naked pics out there…..tragic..

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2023

28

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I realize that the culture as a whole needs more shame. The women out there need to realize that they are the keepers of sex and that they will get a lot more out of life if they keep their sex under fucking wraps, so that thirsty dudes who want the sex shower them with everything they want…..but unfortunately, fat uglies will just look at it as an opportunity to get in on the hot girl action now that hot girls are too good for it….fucking up the whole dynamic of society…

So yeah, we need more shame, but I have no shame so when I see a girl in tight pants on the street or in the grocery store, I fucking stare, I stare until they can feel my staring energy, like someone is watching them, because I am….and I fucking keep on staring until they turn around and grab their items, or their purse or their bag and hold it close to them like they feel uncomfortable and I keep fucking staring…I try to see every ripple, every wrinkle, every scar or herpe that pussy has ever had through those fucking pants…because that’s what you get when you walk around with your body basically held together by tight fabrics….to simulate nudity…without being nude….

I don’t get awkward, I just don’t care…..

I am not like most people….so the internet version of tight pants, is probably easier to handle…and obviously women uploading tight pant content are doing it to be jerked off to…where as the girls in tight pants at the grocery store pretend it’s fashion, comfort, trends….and get mad when the WRONG person jerks off to it.

It’s weird, internet content producers don’t realize most of the dudes jerking off to them are the wrong person, while real life content producers are so uptight about that shit….

Either way, tight pants…

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2023

28

Mar

Bella Thorne Topless in an Animal Print Dress of the Day

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I assume this is pulled directly from the Bella Thorne porn site, so I may get sued, it’s hardly porn, but that speaks to a generation of women who are into self sufficiency or at least into selling the nudes they were giving away to dudes on tinder to other dudes with credit cards in exchange for money.

It’s a cultural thing that you could argue comes from degeneracy from this internet of things existence, forgetting that there was a time when doing porn was frowned upon, or kept secret, and not something you monetized….unless you had to…..

I don’t know when porn became cool, when porn chicks became a status or something other dudes wanted to conquest, I always thought porn chicks were sad and unfortunate and gross….I’d only use their content to apply to hot chicks who aren’t blown through, where the fantasy should be.

I have been to the porn awards over the decades of doing this site once or twice and back then I realized that the lamest, slimiest, saddest chronic masturbators would save all year to pay the porn chicks to fuck, since they get paid 1500 dollars to fuck on camera, it isn’t that unaffordable to a pervert….and I always thought that was so sad….then the porn chick because the influencer, the status, what normal guys wanted….CONFUSING…

Like how a Disney Kid like Bella Thorne produces erotic content that’s hardly erotic, she’s not crazy or willing to lose her mainstream career to take on a porn career, that would be insanity and even in this era, it’s still a “DO PORN TO GET FAMOUS TO GO MAINTREAM”…it’s just more blurred than it was.

So her selling nudes probably makes, it’s just a weird message to send the generation who follow her, but maybe it’s her lame mainstream corny ass trying to be relevant and edgy. Who knows.

She is in animal print, BETA KITTEN, in the Mind Control world….adventurous, wild and exciting in my world….and she’s not wearing a shirt, holding the firm tits, making it all alright, even if I find it weird.

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2023

28

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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This is the weekly random ass gallery of girls in bikinis to celebrate the bikini as a concept, as a cultural revolutionary product or fashion item….

The kind of HUMAN experience that aliens visiting after we officially destroy the earth dig up and look at with the same significance we have when finding some entry door to the great pyramids or some new cave drawing in the caves or some clay fucking pot in a riverbed in Africa from early human…back when we grew out of fish into the apes on the internet we are today.

The bikini from it’s inception paved a way for half naked women to be out in public, to be sexualized. to be jerked off to in every generation…and it’s 90 percent the reason social media worked…

“Connecting with old friends” is really about seeing old chicks you wanted to fuck, current chicks you want to fuck, in their vacation pics with a man who isn’t you, because you’re just an incel with a dream motherfucker.

So bikinis are basically the fall of society but at least we can jerk off to them, and we do.

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2023

28

Mar

Paige VanZant’s UFC Ass of the Day

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I am probably not legally allowed to post these GIFs of MMA / UFC fighting champion of the world Paige VanZant, who like random moms, nurses, school teachers and other normies, has been indoctrinated into the porno generation by monetizing the nudes that they get off producing and sending. Exhibitionism.

Unlike the normies, Paige has an actual talent, skill and ability to kick fucking ass. She just realizes that all the dudes who were sexualizing her was a natural extension of her brand, far easier than selling brand deals, something she could be in control of, and as someone who believes the internet’s a fucking joke that should be exploited if you have the nudes to exploit, I am all for it.

I like that normies and influencers and athletes do the paid nude content because they post promo shots to get their pervert fans who are jerking off to them anyway for free to pull out the fucking credit card.

If they are good at it, then it makes sense as part of the business strategy and apparently VanZant, who makes more doing nudes than fighting, but that’s probably thanks to fighting, since she was a big deal…she no longer even fights and just does the nudes.

It’s a wild word ou tthere and here’s a preview of her ass in action, not in fighting poses like you’re used to, but in skimpy swimsuits….

Anyway, I see this is a free marketing, but they see it as “STEALING OUR PRECIOUS CONTENT WE MAKE MILLIONS OFF OF”….so instead of cutting me a check, they send lawyers….so if this post no longer exists, you’ll know why.

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2023

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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You’re not allowed to be successful in this generation of angry hater communists…

I see rich people post their trips and some poor people are like “how dare you go on a trip with all your money when some of us can’t afford to eat”….ok…

Or I see influencer losers post up a pic of them doing some bullshit job and the people are like “how dare you do that thing you do and have fun doing it when I can’t afford to do it”….

It’s a constant, don’t do good and post it, even if you’re faking it, because everyone wants everyone to be on equal LOSER footing…

I am a loser, no money, no ad dollars, 18 years into building a media company on a swamp called DrunkenStepfather with NOTHING to show for it, and I see people win every fucking day because they made the right moves and fuck yeah, they should fucking win….

To be angry at people who are better than you or to want everyone equals is some communist shit that should be flagged as hate speech in this capitalist, winners win and losers lose, reality that we live in….

So here’s to all you losers who accept being losers and don’t fucking cry about it because people out there ARE NOT all losers….

That’s the AMERICAN DREAM motherfuckers and keep your fucking communism to your damn self you victim loser fat girl who watches too much porn and has no self awareness due to the hole shaped like god missing in your heart is filled with anti-depressants…

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2023

27

Mar

Kendall Jenner in a Sheer Dress in Bed of the Day

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I think the Kardashians are the most vile thing pop culture has shat out in the last 20 years, their legacy has been nothing short of demonic. They’re basically the Jerry Springer Too Hot to Handle without actually being hot of this generation. Clickbait, simple manipulation tactics, just instagram’s equivalent of a telemarketer preying on the helpless old lady selling magazines or some other “grandma I need bail money scam”….only they prey on the younger generation of retards, mindless retards with access to credit cards to buy into their bullshit.

They managed to get some influencer, turn that influence into a shitty fucking empire where each of them are billionaires with billion dollar brands all thanks to you being dumb….

The fashion industry wanted in on it, so they made Kendall a Top Model, who will know the difference…and the industry just got bigger and bigger and shittier and shitty….no substance just sales….

The only good thing about it is that the whole family are a bunch of whores and they can pretend their porno shots are “high concept art” instead of clickbait or something to sell on OnlyFans….

So yeah, I’ll look at Kendall’s nipples, it’s the least I can do for the fall of society they were involved in…or monetized from….

She’s almost showing the vagina that Bruce had made into his vagina because he shat her out and felt it was the most authentic….since Kylie’s was more of a cock.

Either way, whorish in a whorish culture, and since she’s the skinny hotter one, I’m more into it than if it was the other trolls coming to eat your souls…BUT she is still a Kardashian affiliate and that makes this witchcraft BAD!

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2023

27

Mar

Stella Hudgens Gamer Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens has her tits out in what we’ll assume is some gamer nerd shit, in part because she’s rockin’ that nerd bow and arrow on her wall., in what could be a gamer chair, but I think it’s just pandering to the weak and lonely incels with credit cards, which I assume is a big portion of her fans.

The celebrity sister in the shadows of the celebrity sister who lived the celebrity life and was likely more annoying than the sister in trying to get what she wanted with a “do you know who my sister is” is in the right place to get the nerd followers she is currently exploited because what kind of dude is following Vanessa Hudgens sister if not a fucking nerd.

Sure, she’s a bit of a broken psycho willing to flash the big tits that people have been wanting to see since she launched her attempt at a career, or her own identity, or a cash grab because she’s tired of being on salary for VANESSA HUDGENS INDUSTRIES….

What better way to get her low level revenge than the appeal to the nerd gamers who were into her sister and are just spillover fans…that want to see the Hudgens tits to imagine the more famous sister’s tits, or they are like me and like the emotional trauma the second string generally have…..

Point of the story, she only exists because of her sister and this is her protest and I like tits in protest, even when they are liberal, feminist, annoying, misguided, vaccinated, political, outraged, blue haired, TITS….so long as they are tits.

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2023

27

Mar

Kelly Ripa Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Ripa is a 300 year old corpse of a woman, but thanks to decades of starving herself she’s managed to maintain the body of a 18 year old with anorexia who hasn’t hit puberty yet, which I assume the industry celebrates or at least a dark corner of the industry….

That doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t have jerked off to her on all your sick days, or unemployed days when you were too lazy to get off the couch to watch actual porn, because the shrills of Regis weren’t strong enough to throw you off your game….

She’s still a skinny mom, just older and the whole “cute and bubbly” has been replaced with annoying but the world or the 12 old people who watch morning television must like her since she hasn’t been fired….

She also clearly makes the money, far more than the Soap Opera days when she got knocked up by her husband and now co-host, because her bikini is designer….while hiding her stomach scars of motherhood and not spreading her legs to show us the other gaping results of motherhood all hanging off her skinny frame with no fat or muscle to keep it in place…just dried old atrophy uterus dangling out of her with nothing to hold it in her into her golden years.

I like it.

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2023

27

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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When I think of MILFs I think of blown out mom pussy that’s basically given up on life, you know the old school mom who is out looking for dick because either her husband is a closeted gay that can’t come out in the suburban community, so she has a little freedom every few weekends, or she’s a divorcee who failed at marriage because she’s a flawed woman….

I never think of all the young hot moms who have the young hot mom bodies because they bounced back after deciding to be a mom because they were following the Kylie Jenner trend of having kids to help your influencer career, while following the creampie breeding fetish trend, especially if the dude they bred with are rich….

I prefer the desperate mom just dying to get fucked properly or like the porn she’s been watching everyday the last 15 years when the kids are at school and the husband is at work, all open minded and free spirited since having no shame after shitting themselves while giving birth….if only their younger self had the confidence…

I like to think of the mom who has responsibilities raising her kid, not the ZOOMER who hands the kid off to their mom while they go to Ibiza fort he summer…..the mom who cooks dinner and does homework…not because I’m into moms or have a mom fetish to feed my complicated relationship with my mom, but because they are busy, exhausted, have priorities which mean they leave me the fuck alone….

That’s the MILF you want, every second weekend and on Wednesdays for a few hours….to fuck, to play fake relationship, to see them later….even if their blown out vaginas don’t grip the cock and their stomach elasticity is no more and just dangles….you know she’ll never let you knock her up, she’s done that, been down that road…so it’s a tradeoff…

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