She’s not 18. Which means you see abosolutely nothing here.
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Posted in:Bella Thorne
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2015
01
May
Miley Cyrus Nude for V Magazine of the Day
Here’s another post on Miley Cyrus, because it is safe to say that she is the best thing to have happened in the entertainment industry in a love fucking time, all thanks to her trying to be the total opposite of what Disney created her as, even though it is safe to assume in the executive offices and on set trailers…other shit was going down that was way darker that Mickey and Minnie dancing around…I’m talking child molestation…and even if there was no child molestation, this girl’s soul was robbed, her celebrity took her childhood, she can’t live a normal life and is like a caged aninmal I want to fuck in the zoo, and I guess in knowing that and embracing that…she might as well dive right into the hipster world of getting naked for fashion cuz it’s just being naked…
We can only hope she also gets into fucking on camera…because it is just fucking…
I have big plans for her..including but not limited to her sitting on my face…While I wait for that….here are some polaroids…for a fashion magazine that are a little bit crackhead, a little bit erotic, a little be cheesy, but all awesome…
Miley just won.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2015
01
May
Gigi Hadid Panty Flash of the Day
Gigi Hadid wears panties…and is apparently also a very nice girl as people I know who have worked with her have told me…so you can’t really hate her for being cute, in a family of narcissist model fuckers who can make one call to make his little baby’s dreams come true…if anything you should appreciate that she’s not a jaded, hard, fucked her way to get here cunt who has no time for anyone, because she is too busy trying to climb the ladder of opportunity…
I guess what I am trying to say is that it is hard to hate a hot girl, who isn’t all that hot, but still pretty hot, just because she was born rich…
But it is easy to hate her for wearing panties…
I want to see labia…that’s all..
That said, the last couple of days these OLD pics of her for V magazine have been circulating so I’ll repost them…
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2015
01
May
Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day
The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr….
But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties…
This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2015
01
May
Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day
Monika Jac Jagaciak has been modeling forever…and she’s just been named one of the 10 new Victoria’s Secret Angels…so I figure why not post titty pics of her, because there was a time when titty pics were coveted especially of Victoria’s Secret models who husbands and teenage boys were jerking off to…pre-internet…in an era when Playboy was really the only one doing nudity…and not every single model, actress, and popstar..
Now, I don’t know what is a better approach for people being sexually healthy and not deviant, you know like how I used to cum myself just holding a girl’s hand…but now I only come with her tongue in my ass, while jerking me off, singing 90s rock, and smoking a cigarette as she’s getitng fisted by an amputee midget covered in tar…
You see…I want to see everyone in the world naked…but I don’t know what 13 year old kids growing up on throat fucking gangbang tranny porn will do for a future generation…but I guess who cares about them…look at these tits…
Posted in:Monika "Jac" Jagaciak
2015
01
May
Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day
Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you….
I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck….
I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics…
Posted in:Alexis Ren
2015
01
May
The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day
Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus…
It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from…
I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil…
This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit…
Posted in:Videos
2015
01
May
Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day
I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”…
People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it…
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Posted in:Gigi Paris
2015
01
May
Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day
Maria Sharapova was in Esquire Bulgaria…I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that these pictures are just in the Esquire vault…probably from a previous shoot they did with Maria Sharapova…because I can’t imagine Esquire Bulgaria having huge budgets from advertising…to coordinate a shoot, but then again, maybe people still buy magazines in Bulgaria…since they can’t actually afford computers, internet and all that other stuff you spoiled American take for granted…like Maria Sharapova, the hot enough tennis star, who still plays tennis and still looks good but that no one seems to care about anymore..but maybe that’s because she’s doing media in Bulgaria….or maybe she’s doing media in Bulgaria because Bulgaria hasn’t turned their back on her yet..
All this to say…she’s in a bathing suit, where the fuck is Bulgaria…and why isn’t she nude….
Posted in:Maria Sharapova
2015
01
May
Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day
Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos…
Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam…
I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad…
It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing..
That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok…
Posted in:Kendall Jenner