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2015

01

May

Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day

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Maria Sharapova was in Esquire Bulgaria…I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that these pictures are just in the Esquire vault…probably from a previous shoot they did with Maria Sharapova…because I can’t imagine Esquire Bulgaria having huge budgets from advertising…to coordinate a shoot, but then again, maybe people still buy magazines in Bulgaria…since they can’t actually afford computers, internet and all that other stuff you spoiled American take for granted…like Maria Sharapova, the hot enough tennis star, who still plays tennis and still looks good but that no one seems to care about anymore..but maybe that’s because she’s doing media in Bulgaria….or maybe she’s doing media in Bulgaria because Bulgaria hasn’t turned their back on her yet..

All this to say…she’s in a bathing suit, where the fuck is Bulgaria…and why isn’t she nude….

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2015

01

May

Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos…

Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam…

I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad…

It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing..

That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day

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I have a friend who used to fuck girl’s armpits…like he would only be able to get off if he was fucking an armpit…and he would even pay regular girls to let him fuck their armpits and most girls would go along with it because they never had their armpit fucked…and figured why the hell not do it like a hooker….

I have been in different sexual situations where I find myself licking a sweaty armpit, not because I love armpit but because it is there…

So I am not against armpits…I mean I am not against anything on a girl…but really not against armpits…even if I am not into armpits like my friend is….

I am also into bush, unkempt huge fucking bush…But for some reason, when the two come together…and are dyed to bring more attention to them….I get repulsed…

Miley has a great body, is a lot of fun, but I just can’t fuck with that hipster feminist trend…even if it is just hair and not a huge deal…I don’t think liking a hairless armpit means I want to take away a woman’s right to vote….it just means red armpit hair freaks me the fuck out…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

01

May

The Uncensored Nina Agdal Nudes of the Day

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When I saw the censored Nina Agdal topless…I really didn’t care about seeing the uncensored pics of Nina Agdal…which could be because I don’t care about Nina Agdal and don’t find her interesting at all…she’s just a typical sugar baby who pretends she’s a model…getting drunk and doing the occasional swim campaign to stay relevant enough for the daddy’s to want her as arm candy…and I just don’t find her that hot or interesting…but I guess she’s got a great body and this post took my 13 seconds to write…so I’ll just post them here because why the fuck not…she want’s to be noticed….so notice her…for more than just her big retard head..

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2015

01

May

Topless Protesters Make Nazi Salute amd Other Videos of the Day

All the bass belongs to this guy….

15 Year Old Girl in a Police Car Chase

Boston Cop Shows Camera Toy Gun

School Kids VS Railing

Dump Truck of the DAy

Bully Gets a Beat Down

David Lynch Coffee of the DAy

Dude Catches Shark With his Hands

Parking Job of the Day

Cops US K-9 Against Man Who Had Hands Up

Girl Pissing on Side of Street

Pornstar Staredown of the DAY

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2015

01

May

Harper’s Bazaar China Beach of the Day

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Harper’s Bazaar China did some feature with models Stephanie Joy Field, Eva Downey, Izzy Jarrett, Seth Turnbull, & Ethan Robertson…who I’ve never heard of…that reminds me of some Baywatch model weirdness..that is pretty fucking creepy but that features models in bikinis..which as it turns out is all that I need to post nonsense pictures that don’t fucking matter…even if they are in a magazine in the worlds most powerful country….to distract the people it represses on their global takeover…so that they don’t get in the way with internal conflict…it’s like look at the white people, we own half their debt, yes when we come to collect, they will be the ones in our sweatshops…not our 7 year olds with their little hard working hands….

Posted in:Fashion

2015

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Never ask a girl “if you could be raped anywhere, where would it be”….because girls who have been raped take it really badly…and girls who have friends who have been raped take it even worse…and even when you try to recover with “what, not even at a luxury hotel, or in a yacht by the Jonas Brothers, or whoever the fuck is popular”…they won’t have it…

But the good news is…the one girl who may go alone with you on that journey into rape jokes…may be amazing and you make need to marry her…

Last night, I didn’t find a girl to go on the rape joke journey with, I just got a lot of angry looks…but that’s ok, because I am already married.

Here are some stepLinks…..

Nicole Richie is getting Divorced…
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Resse Witherspoon Cleavage…
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2015

01

May

Katy Perry is Blonde of the Day

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I hate how hair color is news…

I hate how Katy Perry is news…

I mean she’s fine, but her music is fucking garbage…and her lower body is fucking garbage…and her tits are fucking fantastic…at least in a shirt…and our society loves tits…it makes girls matter…like Katy Perry…who is now blonde…or in a Blonde wig…fascinating..

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2015

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want to get a girl to show you her asshole you can always take the science researcher approach by asking her what percentage of girls she thinks bleach their assholes…

Her reaction will dictate whether she bleaches her asshole, if she says a lot…and leaves it at that..she bleaches her ass….if she says not a alot…or a lot but that she doesn’t…then you can ask her if she likes the natural shade of taupe…for her to say that her ass isn’t taupe to which you say all asses are taupe….to which she says not hers…to which you say…that’s what everyone says…to which she says…you want me to show you….to which you say you’re not going to show me…to which she says…I’ll totally show you…to which you say no thanks…becuase you hate taupe assuholes…to which she pulls down her pants and shows you her asshole..

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Demi Lovato Removed her Vagina Tattoo
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TBT GIGI HADID NAKED
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Scott Weiland Technical Difficulties
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Britney Spears Falls in Vegas
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Lingerie Football PlayerChugs a Beer
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Michael Moore Tweets
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Slut of the Day
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Laura Vandervoot in a Magazine
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Gigi Hadid Eats Cotton Candy
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Emma Stone on the Street
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Slut of the Day
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Emrata is a Whore with Great Tits
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Leo Hides Under a Blanket
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Kid Cuts Off Obama
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Today in Crazy Fucking Asses
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Cheerleader Side Tackle
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Air BNB Orgy
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Helen Wood Tit Slip
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Mischa Barton Monster
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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Megan Fox Pokies
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Ryan Adams Covers Bryan Adams
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Will Smith in Suicide Squad Cosutme
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Moonwalked Through Baltimore…
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Bull Escapes Cage
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Geraldo VS Baltimore
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Chrissy Teigen Nipples
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Random Model of the Day
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Camille Rowe Topless for LUI
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How Old Am I App Used on Celebs
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day

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Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive…

Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke…

I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone…

Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body..

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