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2015

28

Apr

Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this…..

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2015

28

Apr

Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day

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In case you don’t know anything and you live in a cage in the basement because you were a cute kid and some pervert abducted you for his religious cult to be his child bride…like Courtney Stodden and her sex tape…

You probably have heard about the riots happening in Baltimore, and in some sister cities fighting police brutality against black people, even though I’ve seen stats that more white people are killed by cops yearly, and that some of the people killed by cops have been veteran criminals…not that that makes it right…and not that cops are awesome, don’t profile, or whatever…but the whole idea of protesting is so irritating…it’s a good opportunity to loot and get a free TV, but that in and of itself is annoying…because it diverts from the real issue at hand…and I guess this dude’s mom agrees with that as she punishes her kid for participating…

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2015

28

Apr

Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Here’s an amazing model named Sonya Gorelova who I have barely heard of…I just know she’s from the Ukraine and fucking amazing…

I don’t know if she’s as bight as the Ukrainian Sandwich making fox I posted earlier, but she’s still a fox…a fox that has taken the route of fashion model, rather than sex worker on webcam like the other Ukrainians all thanks to being tall…

Unless I am wrong about her, and she’s actually like a Joanna Krupa, who was raised in the USA from the age of 2…but pretends she’s Polish because it’s good for marketing…when really she’s just some Chicago hooker who hangs with rich guys…

I am too lazy to dig deeper into Sonya..but if she was in front of me…I would probably try to get deeper into Sonya Gorelova…it’s just the natural progression of our relationship, first I fall in love, then we make love…otherwise it throws off the momentum…I figure if you put it out to the universe it will happen…and by put it out to the universe I mean staring at these pics to see if my penis eventually moves…

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2015

28

Apr

Michelle Keegan is the Number 1 According to an Obsolete Magazine of the Day

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Some obsolete men’s magazine that I am surprised is still in business, since no one actually read magazines, except people who would probably read the kind of shit this magazine produces because they aren’t quite bright enough to figure out how the internet and websites work, and they really care about the pictures…has named Michelle Keegan, someone you’ve never heard of as the hottest girl in the world…followed by Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton…Kate Upton….Kate fuckign Upton…I mean I know people in the UK have no fucking taste and their toothless, grey skinned, fat women are what they are used to fucking, while trashy fake tan fake tits are what they are used to jerking off to…but this list is garbage, means nothing, and only proves that Michelle Keegan sucked the right cock…and the editor was like “this list means nothing, might as well throw her on there, so that she sucks my cock again, because really that’s all it is good for”…

Not that it matters…in fact it REALLY doens’t matter…

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2015

28

Apr

Kellie Pickler Hick Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Kellie Pickler is really not that interesting of a girl…you know from the deep south…rocking fake tits that she bought as soon as she could afford them, unless Ryan Seacrest bought them…which is always possible…because you know if he’s not gay..he’s a fucking sexual deviant thanks to playing nice and friendly to the American people…in a robotic, inhuman way that means behind all the bullshit is trouble…

Not that this is about Ryan Seacrest…or his love for this hick from his show…who went onto have a bit of a career, and is now in the Bahamas…when before American Idol…the only time she’d wear a bikini is when bathing in the pond out back with her grand pappy before anal sex so that they don’t have some weirdo inbred baby…at least that’s what I assume went down…

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2015

28

Apr

Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 28, 2015 at 12:04am PDT

Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out.

Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness

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2015

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life…

You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever..

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2015

28

Apr

THe Sandwich Making Chernobyl Fox of the DayVideos

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I don’t know if this is a coincidence, or if I’ve seen one too many cartoons involving nuclear waste turning animals or humans into freaks with super powers….but I do know that this fox living in radioactive Chernobyl makes me think that he may have a little more to him than just being a fox….as he makes a motherfucking sandwich better than most of you half retards can make a sandwich…as you pick up shit from Subway or the gas station….

It is safe to say, this is a glimpse into the takeover….while we worry about the Singularity and AI -hyper evolved animals are plotting against humans killing them…I’ve seen the Disney movie…

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2015

28

Apr

Bella Thorne Tween Romance of the Day

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People are very concerned about Bella Thorne, because she’s 17 and she’s rumored to be dating a black guy, and the general public doesn’t believe that we’re all god’s people, and I guess the police doesn’t believe that we are all god’s people, possibly because their is no god, but surprisingly, the most racist of people believe that there is a god…and white dudes that hate the idea of their white girls getting railed by huge black dick, even though hip hop is trendy, and all these young starlets are about that life…

I did a little intense research / clicked his instagram and saw this email…so instead of writing shit about her being violated, polluted, over, disgusting…or that you’d never get with her cuz she’s been tainted…you can send him an email…

shammaurice@gmail.com

I personally think everyone is fucking dirty, and whether a girl fucks black dicks, white dicks, even little asian dicks…she’s still a whore to me…not that there is anything wrong with being a whore…I’ll still like your whore pussy…and think you’re a whore…probably without calling you a whore…but tasting that you’re a whore…mainly because no one uses condoms anymore and AIDS will make a comeback…but also because it is the porn generation and these kids are perverts….

So unless I’m dealing with the under 10 partner girl who doesn’t exist…I’m less concerned about what’s been in her than putting myself in her…

Either way, Bella Thorne isn’t even 18, you shouldn’t care about anything she’s doing – you weird fucks..

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2015

28

Apr

Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…

She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job…

It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to.

That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda

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