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2015

28

Apr

Kellie Pickler Hick Tits on Vacation of the Day

Kellie Pickler is really not that interesting of a girl…you know from the deep south…rocking fake tits that she bought as soon as she could afford them, unless Ryan Seacrest bought them…which is always possible…because you know if he’s not gay..he’s a fucking sexual deviant thanks to playing nice and friendly to the American people…in a robotic, inhuman way that means behind all the bullshit is trouble…

Not that this is about Ryan Seacrest…or his love for this hick from his show…who went onto have a bit of a career, and is now in the Bahamas…when before American Idol…the only time she’d wear a bikini is when bathing in the pond out back with her grand pappy before anal sex so that they don’t have some weirdo inbred baby…at least that’s what I assume went down…

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2015

28

Apr

Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 28, 2015 at 12:04am PDT

Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out.

Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness

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2015

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life…

You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever..

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2015

28

Apr

THe Sandwich Making Chernobyl Fox of the DayVideos

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I don’t know if this is a coincidence, or if I’ve seen one too many cartoons involving nuclear waste turning animals or humans into freaks with super powers….but I do know that this fox living in radioactive Chernobyl makes me think that he may have a little more to him than just being a fox….as he makes a motherfucking sandwich better than most of you half retards can make a sandwich…as you pick up shit from Subway or the gas station….

It is safe to say, this is a glimpse into the takeover….while we worry about the Singularity and AI -hyper evolved animals are plotting against humans killing them…I’ve seen the Disney movie…

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2015

28

Apr

Bella Thorne Tween Romance of the Day

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People are very concerned about Bella Thorne, because she’s 17 and she’s rumored to be dating a black guy, and the general public doesn’t believe that we’re all god’s people, and I guess the police doesn’t believe that we are all god’s people, possibly because their is no god, but surprisingly, the most racist of people believe that there is a god…and white dudes that hate the idea of their white girls getting railed by huge black dick, even though hip hop is trendy, and all these young starlets are about that life…

I did a little intense research / clicked his instagram and saw this email…so instead of writing shit about her being violated, polluted, over, disgusting…or that you’d never get with her cuz she’s been tainted…you can send him an email…

shammaurice@gmail.com

I personally think everyone is fucking dirty, and whether a girl fucks black dicks, white dicks, even little asian dicks…she’s still a whore to me…not that there is anything wrong with being a whore…I’ll still like your whore pussy…and think you’re a whore…probably without calling you a whore…but tasting that you’re a whore…mainly because no one uses condoms anymore and AIDS will make a comeback…but also because it is the porn generation and these kids are perverts….

So unless I’m dealing with the under 10 partner girl who doesn’t exist…I’m less concerned about what’s been in her than putting myself in her…

Either way, Bella Thorne isn’t even 18, you shouldn’t care about anything she’s doing – you weird fucks..

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2015

28

Apr

Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…

She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job…

It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to.

That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda

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2015

28

Apr

Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day

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Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world…

Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts..

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2015

28

Apr

Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Apr 24, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT

Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties…

Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is…

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2015

28

Apr

Francia Raisa Flexing of the Day

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You may not know who Francia Raisa is, maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you enough to see a third one…

Maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us…

But Francia Raisa is still a person…not a very famous person…but a person who matters enough that we notice her half naked and flexhing….because even if I don’t care about sports bra…I care about tits..and the two come hand in hand…and she’s more butch than Olympian Bruce Jenner…which isn’t saying much.

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2015

28

Apr

Alexis Ren Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

So as millions of Americans watch the cute couple in their slutty pics..because the girl is hot…she’s out there plotting her next move to really matter in this instagram model world…and if that means by sucking off Leo or other people…then that’s just what she has to do…leaving her boyfriend with a valuable lesson he could have learned in hip hop and that is the hoes, especially egotistacal ones…ain’t loyal..

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