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2015

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Apr

Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret and like all girls who get fired or dumped…she’s on a mission to win.

I guess that involves posting slutty pics on instagram, staging paparazzi bikini pics, breast feeding on instagram, and reaching for every twist in the story she can…when not doing media…like this hot editorial for Vogue…

I mean as a dutch mom of two..she’s pretty fucking spectacular…I’d definitely be down for her tulips…which may look like four or 8 lips…thanks to the abuse it has seen…but I’d probably say that about any dutch model I’d be into fucking…I am so predictible…

Here’s her shorts for Instagram….the ay I think all mom shorts should be…

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2015

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Apr

Miley Cyrus French Kissing her Dog of the Day

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I day is not a day unless Miley Cyrus graces it with her silly antics…that I call being a bored rich girl who really doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck because that is the marketing campaign her team decided to run with as it resinates with the youth market better than if she did give a fuck and took a Taylor Swift approach of wholesome whoresome….you know…there needs to be competitive advantage in the market…and as Miley is this massive money making entity…I doubt she has as much say as it seems she does..but maybe I’m wrong about the whole thing. It is very possible for a Disney kid to master and maneuver social media to win…they are so fucking trained at this industry…it’s second nature…

Not that any of that matters, what does matter is that our girl Miley is an exhibitionist in her life that is her marketing…and I am a voyeur…

So whether she’s frenching her dog, having her dog eat her out thanks the peanut butter, or just showing her tits…I dig everything she’s about…as cheesy as it is…it’s refreshing…

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2015

22

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Self of the Day

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Shape Magazine is usually a magazine that features girls who aren’t actually in shape, in a studio setting, that they photoshop to shit…in efforts to make them look like they are in shape…because if they didn’t do that…and if you saw how out of shape most of the people they feature are…it would be pretty hard to call yourself shape…especially because the out of shape famous people sell magazines in an era when nothing sells magazines…

As a reference point…Shape has had Oprah on the cover…

Oh fuck…this is SELF Magazine…forget everything I just wrote…and remember that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is not Oprah…and she is amazing..while Sailing…or while posing in lingerie…or while naked for fashion editorials…or while starring in Michael Bay movies that require no real talent…She’s one of my favorites…and I’m not even a bald dude into girls who have dated bald dudes…because they give me hope…I just like her look…especially while pulling that sail between her legs..what a slut..

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2015

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Apr

Taylor Swift Cleavage of the Day

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Apparently Taylor Swift posted this picture on 420…of her tits being squeezed for a fan selfie…I just checked her instagram to see if it was still up…and it isn’t…making me unsure of where it is from, what it is for…or if this is just a doctored picture of Taylor Swift..who is pretty much the most powerful earner in the music industry right now…

Or maybe she actually has really round and amazing tits…I mean…it would explain why so many dudes burn through her…by pretending to date her…only to fuck her and leave her when they are done with her…unless she’s the non-committal one, and that fake relationships is all designed to take away from her being a slut, while feeding into her broken hearted storyline that makes her hit songs..

Either way…nothing is authetic…and based on the shape of her cleavage…that goes for her tits too..

Here’s her cute cat video….

Living With Meerkats – a documentary

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Apr 20, 2015 at 5:53pm PDT

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2015

22

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Fitness of the Day

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I find it funny that people are so caught up in this silly story about Lohan’s misuse of Arabic, because she’s an uneducated child star who was sold off to be a dancing monkey at a young age…and not a fucking translator…

So she wrote what she thought was “You’re Beautiful” in arabic but it actually meant “You’re An Ass”, your an ass…

Sounds intentional to me, and the fact people are focusing on that…instead of what really matters…no not that her life is probably financed by rich dudes in Dubai who like shitting on American culture…you know a sponsorship you see instagram models onboard with all the time…

The real comedy in Lohan other than Lohan as a whole…is that she’s trying to become a fitness instagram account. She’s plugging fitness products…and she’s on that grind…when the only fitness she’s every done is an 8 ball and meth induced pacing…during her unstable years…

I am all for addicts finding health over suicide…but I also find it pretty funny when it comes out of no where…but maybe I’m just jealous I can’t come out of no where…it takes work…

All this to say..seeing her big tits in a sports bra in this position…is fucking hot to me…and maybe that says something about me…or maybe it’s hot…

If that’s not enough lohan for you…you can SEE HER LEGS LEAVING SOME HOTEL BY CLICKING HERE

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2015

22

Apr

Andreea Diaconu Legs for Vogue of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is from Romania…and unlike the women I know from Romania…she does not seem to be 300 pounds or with moustache…but instead she seems tall as fuck, skinny as fuck, and rocking legs as fuck…that I want to fuck…because fuck…

She’s been in a bunch of campaigns, she started modeling in her Eastern European home at the age 11….the story on her wikipedia is that she decided to model because it could make her money to pursue her dream…karate…what the fuck kind of story is that….I figure one programmed by the human trafficker who old her to America when she was 20…

Either way, this shoot’s whatever, it’s for Vogue…but as someone who loves legs…here’s some legs…

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2015

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Apr

Willa Holland “Artistic” Flash of the Day

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – since it is based on some kind of nerd comic book shit..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I had a massive Director for a stepfather, I’d take the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..

Either way, she posted this artistic, hip picture of her flashing that is shot from the wrong angle..but that I can accept as clever enough…

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2015

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Apr

Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Moss must be promoting something, or maybe she’s preparing to retire / die of HIV or any other drug and alcohol party girl who fucked every dirty famous person, who probably has AIDS…

Because she’s fucking everywhere, and I’m not complaining because even if her life of Luxury and exclusive parties have left her vagina old, a mom, ravaged, possibly diseased…I would still bury my face in it…until the end of fucking time…because to me she is perfect…

Even at 40, which is 400 in model years…there’s something about her, her willingness to show her tits…her hot little body…that I find inspiring…

She’s a fucking legend, who at one time huffed coke on the internet…and didn’t give a shit because models huff coke people…

She’s dated so man questionable dudes…but has been amazing throughout…

And most importantly, she’s been a trophy mother, by traveling the world without her kid, you know to keep her out of the limelight while mummy goes to have fun…

I am a fan….and here she is in Vogue because she was a model before instagram…

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2015

22

Apr

Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

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I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t…

Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick…

She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night…

Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits…

Here’s the video…

I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress…

@TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA

— Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015

But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet?

Here are her tits…

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2015

22

Apr

Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

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I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose…

I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat…

Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day.

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