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2023

23

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I don’t know if you can see the dimmed out sun behind all those chemtrails, but why would you care, when you can just look at pictures of the sun on your instagram feed, or on your computer screen. Like the Yuletide Fireplace of relaxation in your shitty apartment, soon, you’ll just have a 24 look of the sun to get you as close as you can get to the natural healing benefits of the sun, in this totally unnatural, poison filled world….

But I like to think that girls still find obscure vacation spots that still have a sun, that still allow them to crisp up proper, so that they can take pics of themselves nude to see the fun pattern the sun left behind….

Even though, it’s probably all just fake shit out of a jar, stained skin on tanlined skin, but when you’re not licking off the sauce and just looking at pics of it, who cares if it’s just make-up really…the effect is the same and that’s good enough in this low expectation, flimsy fucking content world.

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2023

23

Mar

Yoga Moves and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Underwater

Deep Stretch

That Dance Girl…

Knee High Boots

Porn Ballerina

Big Splits….

Yoga Moves

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

23

Mar

Girl Paints Wall in Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who this YOUDRI character is, but she seems to be a VLOGGER, doing important VLOGGER things for the people who don’t have interesting lives of their own, so instead they watch other people living, even if it’s fake living, it’s better than their living.

It’s unfortunate her name is YouDri and not YouWet…you know to make things more comedic..

I didn’t do a real deep dive into YOUDRI to see how racy or half naked her content is, or whether this is all a way to promote her only fans.

I just saw that she’s painting a wall in her bikini and it reminded me that when girls do anything in a bikini, it makes that thing better for a pervert to jerk off to.

It’s not rocket science clickbait, but whether it’s cooking, cleaning, working out, the bikini is the fucking answer to making it worth watching.

So in this video, YouDri delivers that goods when she power washes and paints the wall by her pool in what looks like some Central or South American country..

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2023

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many people have fucked their stepfamily members after being pushed incest porn from the evil porn sites that have destroyed the porn industry, while destroying the fabric of society, by somehow being seen as a cool thing to be part of, interested in, involved in…..

So many freakish degenerates have lost their filter of what is gross and disgusting and abnormal in this world of trying to get a boner after being desensitized. Porn has ruined the world, thanks to NORMIES not knowing how to handle it….

I wonder how many people have fucked their actually family members because they are being pushed incest porn propaganda from their favorite sites where they get to see gross people fucking….because we’re all just a pile of mindless, easy to influence and manipulate chronic masturbators who do what the internet robots tell us to do…

I am sure there’s been some retard INCEST babies born because of the BIG PORN….and here are some stepLINKS…

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7 Horrible Celebs
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Gisele is Not Dating a Billionaire
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Sahara Ray Goes Viral for a Racy Shoot
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Alana Smith Topless in a Show
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Ashley Benson Hot at an Event
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Asia Ortega Nude in a SHow
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Dick Van Dyke is Recovering
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Cool Miniature Train
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The World’s Hottest Athlete Does some Modeling
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Dove Cameron is in New York
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Bad Bunny’s Ex is Suing for 40 Million
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Woman in Walmart with a Knife Gets Tased
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How Exchanged iPhones Get Refurbished
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Kylie Jenner Launches New Product No One Cares About
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Scary Baby Prank
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Crashtest Head without a Helmet
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Tennis Influencer in a Hot Outfit
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Debby Ryan Takes You Inside her Home with her Husband
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Fast Food Titties
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Girl Reading Book Decides to Strip
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Legs Up Pussy Rub
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Blue Dress Removal
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27 People Having a Shit Day
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Predict a Riot with Topless Rioters
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2023

22

Mar

Leni Klum is Shaking her Ass for FILA of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s tiny body with giant tit daughter who is working as a model now that she’s old enough to cash in on the family name.

I am all for the product of EUGENICS bringing the giant tits to the internet in brand supported content, like this project with the 90s shoe company that probably never went anywhere, FILA.

The only issue that I have with it, is that when you have a top tier celebrity spawn with tits bigger than our heads, you should probably put the focus on that instead of her ass in shorts doing some weird skip, jump, jog, twerk thing…,

The fact is that Leni’s big boobs are her focal point so maybe the play would be to strap the shoes to her tits and see how they fucking do on when doing burpies, or push ups, or really any yoga move that involves tits being squished….

I think it’s far better approach to marketing, especially when you know her pay day is hefty because of her last name and the fact that she is seen as more important than the other whores who don’t have important moms, or giant tits….and the truth is, she is. That’s how captialism works you communist cucks.

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2023

22

Mar

Josephine Skriver’s Topless in Bed with Pantyhose On of the Day

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There was a time when Victoria’s Secret sourced and delivered hot chicks to us. They were high paid hot chicks that they imported from around the world and probably passed around to their friends, but when you’re high paid, who fucking cares, it’s all part of the experience.

Josephine Skriver was one of their final hot chicks, before going woke and broke with fatties and useless instagram trash….

She is a designer baby, produced in a lab by a marine biologist gay man and a lesbian egg donor….

She’s basically the future of birth now that everyone’s a fag….

So I like to check in to see if she’s still hot, or if she’s developed any weird growths where their technology back in the 90s lacked what it needed for longevity.

Looks like she’s still doing ok for a dystopian pussy you can still jerk off to, if you’re not brainwashed into only liking fatties….

She’s in bed with pantyhose on like a little whore created in a lab…like some kind of very expensive sex doll.

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2023

22

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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You know the interesting thing about the body positivity and anti-bullying movement, is that in pushing that it is OK to be fat, they are killing people, a slow fucking kill, but more importantly, they are promoting and normalizing unhealthiness which unhealthy jump on like it’s the desert tray at the all you can eat buffet because it hypes them up, gives them props, and let’s them pretend they are hot….

But the side effect is that it creates these militant haters who decide that if you’re not fat, you’re not hot, or you’re the problem…

So instead of just being a group of people being happy being fat, it’s a group of people who want to lynch anyone who is fit or not fat because their existence is just bullying and going against the new normal..

So with every fit girl pic on the itnernet there’s an army of fat bots, who leave comments like “You look sick”….”eat a sammwich”…you know what I mean….trying to distort the truth that FATNESS is actually the sickness.

Anyone with a brain knows fit is better than fat, so here’s some fit bitches, maybe too fit, but that just means more stamina when they fuck your cuck ass with a strap on like the low testosterone freak you are.

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2023

22

Mar

Cassie Scerbo Bikini of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo is so fucking lame….no wonder no one likes her for much but the tits.

Not only does she post her PRONOUNS in her instagram bio, like we couldn’t tell she’s got a cunt from the fucking bikini titty pics she posts….

But she also links to a non profit called BOO 2 BULLYING or some fucking nonsense that goes against EVERYTHING I believe…because BULLYING saves fucking lives, it makes people better versions of themselves, and the few pussies who off-themselves because they blame bullying, are too weak to be needed around these parts….and we all know if it wasn’t for the bullying, they’d still be killing themelves, just with other fucking excusese since killing yourself seems to be a fucking natural phenom our species does when they are too weak to survive….SELF DESTRUCT.

Yes, I am passionate about bullying and will start my own NON PROFIT called YAY 4 Bullying…two can play at this game SHE/HER SCERBO….

I would also argue that Cassie Scerbo doesn’t give a fuck about bullying, it’s all just stems from virtue signalling, showing off or guilt from wanting a vapid celebrity life so bad that she posts semi nudes online for attention….

I would also argue that Cassie Scerbo has indirectly bullied all the guys who wanted to fuck her that she rejected. MEAN GIRL….

The fact is, I don’t even know who Cassie Scerbo is…but she’s got an IMDB…and was in SHARKNADO….which appears to be the peak so far, because GO WOKE GO BROKE…Pronouns on Resumes get less responses….probably applies to casting couches too.

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2023

22

Mar

Antje Utgaard Got Big Tits and Posted a Pre-Bath Video of the Day

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Antje Utgaard seems to be some TikTok personality with giant tits….The kind of ANTJE you’d wish wasn’t your AUNTIE but rather your WET NURSE…..FEED ME MOMMA!

She’s got 2.1 million followers on Instagram, which means she’s important or that people will assume she’s important.

The truth is that this lazy generation just buy fake followers and no one is the wiser to it, which always makes me laugh because early on Instagram I was going to buy 1,000,000 followers to the DrunkenStepfather account, thinking I’d go viral when others saw the 1,000,000 followers and I bet I would have….fake it til you make it…but I thought stupidly, it’s funnier to have NO followers since I do this for the LOLZ…sometimes I troll wrong…

So to think other people aren’t running the same hustle, accumulating real followers by gaming the system with the fake ones, is idiotic, I mean this is 10 years later, it’s more sophisticated of a scam now…

That’s not to say Antje Utgaard doesn’t have big tits, and that big tits aren’t worshipped in this world, I’m just saying she’s probably got a lot less fans that her Instagram says she does…but that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t any less important, it’s a hustle, and that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t being used to her benefit as tits like that should, I mean if you have tits like that and don’t use them to win, you’re a fucking wasted opportunity…

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2023

22

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a weed smoker. I may be suspicious of the government legalizing and taxing weed. Thinking like a paranoid weed smoker that they are trying to get some sort of chemicals into my body to control me. Wondering why their new source of income doesn’t reduce our cost of living, where’s that money going, just in the pile of all the other taxation they aimlessly spend without asking any of us for permission, even though it’s our money…which I guess is what we deserve for ALLOWING them to trick us into the whole taxation thing..

WHY did they allow it, because I think of it on a micro level of living in a neighborhood and some asshole knocking on my door saying “so, I need 30-50 percent of your money to hire a staff of retard public servants who will barely work, be overpaid, in a totally bloated bureaucratic mess, where 40 people will be tasked to do the job of 1 person, where we’ll give back to the community with free healthcare that will take 6 months to access, and that will be totally overrun by people abusing the system, along with social housing, welfare, reward the slackers and our school systems will teach your kids to be gay and trans, to keep secrets from their parents and no one will be held accountable, then we’ll lockdown society for two years, unless you take a magic medicine we force you to take, and if you don’t we’ll call you NAZIS and everyone will hate you…”….

I mean that’s just scratching the surface, but the whole thing is crazy…..but yeah….girls who smoke weed, or at least some girls who smoke weed like to use it as part of their marketing strategy in their sex work is real work content and I figure that means dudes are into girls who smoke weed because it makes them so cool….or some shit….

It’s like slackers doing nude content because it pays more than working and they can smoke weed all day doing it since dudes will pay premium for that….works for me…

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