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2014

01

Dec

Chelsea Handler Ass Flash of the Day

Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..

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2014

01

Dec

Barbara Palvin Hot for L’Officiel of the Day

Barbara Palvin is a big Hungarian girl….brought up from communist regime, where the weak either died off or were killed off, thanks to rationed food and no patience for bullshit, leaving only the strong genetics…that are now either cam girls or models…and I guess Barbara Palvin snuck her way into Victoria’s Secret at 18, because Victoria’s Secret are creepy fucking perverts, and they like them young, especially when they are foreign and need work permits…who I’ve heard they used to protect Miranda Kerr’s name, and really the Victoria’s Secret name, from when she banged Bieber…because it made more sense for the new girl, who was Bieber’s age to fuck Bieber and not the old weathered mom who is married to the guy from Pirates, to fuck Beiber, even though the world is full of sluts of both gender, especially at this level, because well…people like to fuck…

All this to say, here she is in Officiel, and she’s looking pretty fun…

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2014

01

Dec

Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret:

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She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic

Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

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2014

01

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…

I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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2014

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Hart for Porter Magazine of the Day

Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models…

That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.

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2014

01

Dec

Helen Flanagan Hot for The Sun of the Day

Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…

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2014

01

Dec

Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson Thanksgiving Dance Off of the Day

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Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson are friends…and they spend Thanksgiving together, maybe because Cara Delevingne is from the UK, where they don’t celebrate thanksgiving, since they don’t really remember when their people killed off all the Indians to create an independent state from the Queen..or maybe because Kate Hudson is latching onto the It Girl, in hopes of being an it girl herself, or maybe their families are friends, because Cara Delevingne is some rich socialite from the UK…who knows all kinds of people, that’s why they are here, she is here…

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2014

01

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up…

This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract…

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2014

01

Dec

Man Eats a Full Feathered Bird and Other Videos of the Day

Slap Of the Day

Naked Man Tries Raping a Woman…

Real Life Police Academy

Mickey Rourke Boxing…

Chinese Dance Class

Skinny Guy Tries to Throw Fat Girl in the Water

Texas Cops Choke Hold Some Chick…

Girl Taking a Piss

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