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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Hart for Porter Magazine of the Day

Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models…

That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2014

01

Dec

Helen Flanagan Hot for The Sun of the Day

Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2014

01

Dec

Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson Thanksgiving Dance Off of the Day

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson are friends…and they spend Thanksgiving together, maybe because Cara Delevingne is from the UK, where they don’t celebrate thanksgiving, since they don’t really remember when their people killed off all the Indians to create an independent state from the Queen..or maybe because Kate Hudson is latching onto the It Girl, in hopes of being an it girl herself, or maybe their families are friends, because Cara Delevingne is some rich socialite from the UK…who knows all kinds of people, that’s why they are here, she is here…

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A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

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A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

01

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up…

This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

01

Dec

Man Eats a Full Feathered Bird and Other Videos of the Day

Slap Of the Day

Naked Man Tries Raping a Woman…

Real Life Police Academy

Mickey Rourke Boxing…

Chinese Dance Class

Skinny Guy Tries to Throw Fat Girl in the Water

Texas Cops Choke Hold Some Chick…

Girl Taking a Piss

Posted in:Videos

2014

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Nothing like Kirk Cameron moonwalking for Christmas to get you in the Christmas spirit…and by Kirk Cameron I mean pornstars wishing you a Merry Christmas….since you read this site….brought to you by GETSEXXXTONIGHT

I am drunk…and I had strippers this weekend…now here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Puppy Howls to Let it Go
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20 Drunkest People Ever Caught in GIF
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Victoria’s Secret Black Friday Brawl
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The Arrest of the Day
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More Black Friday Crazy
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Kat Torres in Lingerie
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Crotch Rocket Supercut
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A Bunch of Flexible Girls
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Road Rage in Korea
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Hockey Move of the Day
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12 GIFS of People Eating in Reverse
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Kanye Fan Made a Crazy Tour Film
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Michelle Lewin in a Thong
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Ariana Grande Concert Ass
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Someone Married Snooki
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20 Ridiculous Cardboard Creatives..
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Weird Fucking URNs
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Dec

Krysten Ritter for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow.

I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care….

Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2014

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

We’ve got a crazy person commenting on instagram…making me realize that I should get on the Christian radar as being anti-Christian, it is good for traffic, those people are serious about that shit, and will send hoards of people my way…buying DrunkenStepfather shirts to burn….

That said, it’s the weekend, Thanksgiving is Over. Next stop Christmas parties…which is convenient…because I like free booze…now if only I could find my penis, I got tinder girls I should be fucking…

Here are some stepLINKS…


The Best Farts Captured on TV
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Cat Dressed Like a Pilgrim
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Black Friday /Thanksgiving Hero….
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Sketchy Black Friday Deals
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Star Wars Trailer
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Best Part of Star Wars
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Artist Who Draws What’s Going on in Guantanamo Bay
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Liz Hurley Cleavage
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Michelle Lewin in a Thong
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Black Friday Walmart Fight
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Babes in Beanies
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Josephine Skriver is Hot
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Katy Perry in a Mesh Dress
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing…
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Slut of the Day
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Madonna’s New Song Leak
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Lily Allen Performing Like She’s 16
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Airplane Secrets They Don’t Want You To Know…
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Genesis Rodriguez
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Twins Asking for 3 Somes Prank
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Stella Maxwell for Victoria’s Secret
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59 Siri Fails….
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Talking Treadmill Prank
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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret…
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How the Homless Celebrate Thanksgiving
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Blowing Cash Prank
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Bridget Malcolm for Victoria’s Secret…
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All of Nicolas Cage Freak Out Scenes…
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Girl with MS Runs…
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Mel B – Huge Tits
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What’s on Netflix in December?
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Keke Lindgard in Lingerie
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Neil Gaiman reads Bad Gaiman…
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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret
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Black Friday Madness
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Hot Girl Makes a Sandwich
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Little Miss Sunshine Wrote a Song
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GET UP ON THIS STUNNER OF THE MONTH CLUB BABY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Big Tits Do the Splits..
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Thanksgiving Porn
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Mom Teaches Daughter How to be a Massive Slut…WTF
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Big Titties!
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Girl and Her Insanely Huge Boobs
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Chelsea Handler Tits
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Girl VS Pizza Man
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Nude Pics of Kayden Kross I Made Happen
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Dude Catches His Friend’s Wife Cheating
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Robin Thicke’s 19 Year Old Tits
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Nadeea Volianova’s Nip Slip
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A Girl and Her Hitachi
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Nov

stepGIRLS for Stunner of the Month Club by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

STUNNER OF THE MONTH is a subscription based sunglasses company, that basically sends you sunglasses every month, because if you drink as much as I do, you can never have enough sunglasses….

They sent us some glasses, so we decided to do a post-thanksgiving, pre-Christmas, take a stepgirl out into the streets with @TheHeadHuntr and have her be hot as fuck in front of Christmas decorations, on this Black Friday, to get you in the Holiday Spirit, like I’ve been getting myself into, by listening to Christmas music and crashing Christmas parties, since it is the most wonderful time of the fucking year…

That said, STUNNER OF THE MONTH are offering a deal for anyone who signs up….so sign up….


Promo Code: STEPDAD
Offer: $2 off first month when they sign up for monthly subscription service

And if you’re not into that…Here are some pics of the amazing @Macbud one of the key @step_GIRLS by our friend @TheHeadHuntr in some Stunner of the Month sunglasses.

Sign Up for Monthly Sunglasses CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

28

Nov

Nina Agdal and Other Danish Models Naked in 100 Great Danes of the Day

Photograpehr Bjarke Johansen captured a topless Nina Agdal in this feature called 100 Great Danes, which is far more interesting than the Great Danes you’d find in your local dog park, not because of her possible handicapped Downs Syndrome face, but because of her amazing as fuck body, unless of course you are more into Great Danes you find in the dog park, because they don’t say no to you, like every girl in your life, you dog fucking weirdo…

Other models, who are also Danish, and probably better models, include – Solveig Mork Hansen, Josephine Skriver, Mathilde Goehler & Frederikke Winther

Posted in:Nina Agdal