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2014

10

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was spotted in a bathing suit..and for some reason she was hiding her vagina region. Did she have a rash? Does she have an outty? Is there damage and scar tissue from the babies and all the cock she has filled herself with in efforts to validate her existence, you know after being forced to live in her sisters shadow, always knowing she’s the failed sister, the one who had a window of opportunity to break free, but she got the shitty end of the genetics and ended up a virtual nobody…

Now I don’t care about Ashlee Simpson enough to know how that has affected her personality, her existence, the way she copes and deals with life, her social skills…but I can only imagine she’s some kind of next level delusional cunt that comes from being the girl who no one wanted to molest all while everyone around her, for her entire life, praised her older, hotter sister…

These bikini pics are a fail but I guess that’s what you’d expect with Ashlee Simpson since she on all levels is a fail…right?

But I guess she’s in Bali and you’re not, so being the sister of a rich as fuck girl…comes with never having to work a day in your life…and that’s no so bad, even if everything else about you is…

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2014

10

Sep

Noot Seear for Blush Lingerie of the Day

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Noot Seer is a Canadian model – who I’ve never met, despite how entrenched I am in the Canadian model scene, you know we have hot tub parties on my Canadian Yacht docked in the fucking icy tundra that is Canada…

This isn’t about me, or her neglect for her fellow countryman…because I guess with a name like NOOT she’s not quite Canadian enough to know proper Canadian conduct since she was born here, but more transplanted here from immigrants…

I guess her claim to fame wasn’t this AWESOME AND FUNNY TITTY PIC POST I did on her…but was when she scammed her way onto Twilight because it was filmed in Vancouver, where she is from…

I guess she’s also done a lot of modeling, and now booked this campaign….and at 30, she’s probably more accomplished than you, but not quite accomplished enough to not marry a billionaire like other models…it’s the pension plan for their industry…

That said, here’s her underwear campaign, uneventful, but she probably made 100,000 dollars for it.

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2014

10

Sep

Britney Spears Lingerie Show of the Day

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Britney Spears launched a lingerie line, but saying she launched a lingerie line would be pretty insulting to anyone out there who has every put together anything and launched it, because it required work, pulling miracles, sleepless nights, etc…

This is more along the lines of her handlers saying “Jessica Simpson has a Billion Dollar a Year Clothing company, that requires little work, let’s leverage your name and sell shitty sweatshop produced lingerie to all your white trash fans…all you have to do is show up at the launch party and pretend you’re involved by posting pics of you in the shit…

I just find it unfortunate that now, in her 30s, as a mom of 2, her self produced lingerie pics to sell her lingerie is happening, when this should have been something she did back when she was 20….but like all girls, at least all girls I know, they loosen up by 30, but the problem is that so does their vagina, and bodies and really everything else about them…

But here’s Britney bitch at the New York Public Library, peddling her underwear, that I wish was just dirty panties on her ebay account, because I’d sniff them, and it’s nice to see the way Britney supports Libraries..through renting them out for events for panties…

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2014

10

Sep

Rumer Willis Ass in Leather of the Day

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Rumor has it that Rumer Willis posted this picture of her leather pants, ripped in the ass, from either being in a gay sex club on poppers or Ketamine, where she was confused for being a BEAR….without the beard….all thanks to her die hard with vengeance facial structure…or maybe because she’s like every other girl, jacked up on hormones in the food and refined sugar, with too much booty in the pants, but too much price to buy one size up…

Now I may have made fun of Rumer over the years – because I have nothing better to do, and because I figure I might as well attack some trust fund child of a star who at the time wasn’t really showing any interest in being in the industry, but that the industry was into because she crawled out of some relevant enough, overrated, plastic surgery addicted uterus…

But I can still retract all that teasing, and say, I think I may be in love, but that may only be because this looks like a rape scene in a horror movie gone right…because she felt the need to post like she was getting arrested…hands up, legs spread, against the wall…

I guess the troll on all of us, or at least on me, would be if these pics were actually of a dude and she’s pulling some PUNK’D shit her ex-stepdad raised her on…

I don’t know, but it happened and here it is.

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2014

10

Sep

Jennette McCurdy “alleged” Titties of the Day

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Jennette McCurdy is some barely relevant teen poptart who I don’t even think qualifies as being a teen poptart because I’ve barely heard of her, and my life is based partially on teen poptarts, even though I don’t give a fuck about teen poptarts or the shows that they are polluting our youth with, I just know that perverts are into her and that she posts self shots of her ass when not fucking her black boyfriend…a black boyfriend those same perverts jerking off to her probably hate, it tarnishes their opinion of her since they fell in love watching the garbage programming she’s likely on….

That said, jumping on the alleged leaked pics, even though I don’t believe in leaked anything, here are her tits.

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2014

10

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Wedding Pics of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale got married…I guess miracles do happen for ugly girls as long as they are rich, Jewish and not fat, because as it turns out, even the ugliest of Jewish girls finds herself a husband, because Jewish guys feel obligated to procreate with Jeiwsh girls, it is a cultural thing.

On the books, she’s 30, which is the general expiration date for most girls, you know the age they want to settle and start a family…so I guess it was time.

I just want to say that doesn’t mean the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, something I started up years ago won’t continue, but I guess she’s barely on the map now, and the fact that some dude swept her up and made an honest woman out of her, means ugly, overrated or not…she just doesn’t matter anymore, at least not until the divorce when she goes on her divorcee ramapage….they all do…and more importantly…they all get divorced…

Here are some of her wedding dress pics for you to jerk off to because wives are your fetish as long as they aren’t your wife – in which case they are the fucking worst.

This isn’t porn, unless you stare at Vanessa Hudgens long enough to realize that the Bridesmaids at all weddings are the fun ones.

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2014

10

Sep

Olivia Munn Hard Nipple of the Day

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Olivia Munn has a hard nipple.

I know that a hard nipple isn’t a bare nipple and that a bare nipple isn’t even a thing anymore…but I also know that Olivia Munn fans are fucking creepy weirdos who think she’s this amazing creature sent from Nerd Heaven to grace their shitty lives with a lie..

Sure she was clever enough to realize that she wasn’t quite hot enough to get into the industry, unless she took a strategic angle like hosting a daily show to nerds on a defunct network….something that got her important enough to leverage into an acting job…instead of just becoming the stripper or escort she was destined to be…You know the Kaley Cuoco of her generation…get an average looking girl who fucked her way onto TV talking about shit nerds love and the audience will be engaged and forever obsessed…just look at Star Wars or Star Trek freaks…it’s crazy…but not nearly as crazy as me posting her hard nipple.

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2014

10

Sep

Sex in the Train in Berlin and Other Videos of the Day

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This Looks Safe…

Russian Public Sex…from the Dashcam

Man Slapping Woman Who Stole His Parking Spot…

Police VS Nude Environmentalists

Pizza Robbery of the Day

The Man Who Jumped into a Volcano…

Runaway Bike…

China Store Gets a Surprised

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Sep

Top 3 Booty on a Motorbike of the Day

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I didn’t realize this was a thing, but I am kind of happy that it is…I mean I’ve heard stories about girls cumming when on a bike, then I’ve looked at the girls who ride bikes, and historically they have always been fat lesbians who look like they stretch out their labias at night to make a scrotum…you know dude’s who happen to have been born with a uterus…but luckily, I was misinformed and hot girls ride bikes too, but more importantly, people are using their GOPRO to capture it…

Here is another…

And another….

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2014

10

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I will never understand skinny girls with low self esteem, because they don’t realize they have already won, and that skinny is really all they need to achieve any sort of success, it’s the fat chicks with no self esteem we have to worry about, they are the ones with no fucking hope, and I am not just saying that because they are the only ones I sleep with…oh wait…yes I am …

Here are some morning links in the morning…

Clever Ways to Hide Your Porn
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Girls Taking Selfies
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Britney Launches her Lingerie Line
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Jared Leto’s Grabbing His Big Dick
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Idiot Camper Survives Sleepwalking Off a Cliff
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Some Jasmine V Chick in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson – 16 and in a Bra Pic
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Darlene is Pregnant
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You’re Working Out Wrong – Prank
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Lady Gaga Accepts Being Fat
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Epic Nerf War
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Cailin Russo – Black and White Tits
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This is the Dumbest Sack Ever
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The 25 Worst 100 Million Dollar Sports Contracts
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18 Classy Animals
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