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2014

26

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are floating around the internet, not like they are anything you haven’t already seen before. She’s a bikini model who is still making huge money, but is also still past her prime, meaning that there are decades of bikini archive photos of her prior to these…more importantly, those pictures were probably better shot, and most importantly, pre-pregnancy…worth jerking off to even…

But the paparazzi ones of her with her kids frolicking around, even bent over enough for us to see her mound in white bikini bottoms that if wet, could be show us the window to her soul, a window that has severely been tampered with and broken into…is really only good for really lonely people who crave a wife and family…but never will have one…because they are jerking off to family vacation pics…and that’s fucking weird.


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

26

Aug

Weird Roadside Entertainment…and Other Videos of the Day

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail…Slams on her Head…

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail…Dude Shits Himself

Some Street Performer Gets His Pants Pulled Down…

Road Rage Cat Fight..

Some Sick Fuck Tied a Dog in Plastic Bag – But it Got Saved…

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about dating girls who are 18 – is that they would have too much shame to have your baby – so they abort the mission, even if MTV made it out to be a good thing to do…

Even if they are little sluts because they grew up on porn and are having unprotected sex with you and everyone else – more importantly they probably don’t have AIDS or even herpes yet, because their slutting is still so young and vibrant…and even if they did have AIDS, you’d do it anyway, because they are 18 and while into your 40s you know…young pussy giving you the time of day with their vagina is the key to happiness…

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…

People Caught Sleeping
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Simon Cowell Poses with Testicles
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Makes Out with Bryan Cranston
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Julia Roberts at the Emmys
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Topless Day!
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Pool Party With Dogs
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Gone Girl Trailer
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Lookin’ Down Blouses…
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Kaley Cuoco See Through Shirt
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Seth Meyers Takes Ice Bucket Challenge..
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Girls in Selfies…
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Serena Williams Has a Big Ass
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Zoe Saldana in Spandex.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I feel like angels are listening to my prayers every time 18 year old girls in tight as fuck leggings, or tight as fuck short shorts, come up to me to ask for directions or the time…it makes the creeping come to me…allowing me to come to the creeping…which for some reason is less creepy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Horrible Horseback Riders
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Ireland Baldwin Still a Lesbian
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Eva Green Topless in Sin City 2
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Fugitive Arrested from Doing Ice Bucket Challenge
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Some Rachel Jessee Chick Topless on Topless Day
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Slut of the Day
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Monday in Thigh Gaps
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Child Hookers at the VMAs
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Selena Gomez Slutty Black Dress
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Alessandra Mom in a Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Aniston Ice Bucket Challenge
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Minka Kelly Tight Pants
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Erin Gilbert’s in a See Through
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Selena Gomez Lunches
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a White Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Laura Cremaschi is the Best Thing to Happen in a Bikini
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Babes of the US Open
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Her Name is Mara and She’s Amazing
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Hilary Duff is Kinda Hot
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Katy Perry Breasts at the VMAs
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Girs in Sports Bras
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Kate Moss Bikini Models
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John Stamos Has Abs
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Banana Selfie On Top of a Honk Kong Skyscraper
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16 People Caught Sleeping in Class
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Rumer Willis’ New Chin Makes Her Look Hot
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Micaela Schafer Ice Bucket Challenge
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Girl Masturbates
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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One of the Howe Twins at the Playboy Mansion
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Some Nude Teen and her Mirror Selfies
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Half Naked Redhead
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Poop Bucket Challenge is the Future
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Aug

Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk..

This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.

Posted in:Oliva Wilde

2014

25

Aug

Rachel Mortenson for Galore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Rachel Mortenson…I mean other than the obvious…and that is that she’s fucking incredible…at least in these pics my favourite people at GALORE MAGAZINE put together..

I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters…

What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona…who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests, but who now signed with a fashion agency, does fashion shit, and is a busty and amazing fashion model.

Now I don’t know if anything I’ve dug up is accurate, everything I say is pretty much nonsense, I mean serious fucking nonsense….

But I do see how she could have been a hooter girl…a really talented and magical and amazing hooter girl…because she’s got great tits…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Rachel Mortenson

2014

25

Aug

Martha Hunt by David Bellemere For Russh Magazine of the Day

MARTHA HUNT IN RUSSH MAGAZINE from Australia….has won my heart and soul…The kind of girl I want to write love songs to, you know and sing to her all night…because she’s so fucking amazing faced and hot bodied that I understand why Victoria’s Secret took her from being –

TOPLESS HERE

TOPLESS HERE

TOPLESS WITH CANDICE HERE

And made her into one of her own, but still allow her to do fun photoshoots that aren’t quite as naked but still hot enough for me to hate my life for not having her to sit on my face and suffocate me as I try to kill her pussy and it’s nine lives in one sitting…but realize that I don’t even have fat and disgusting girls to do that – so I’ll just take the pics…or in this case…look at them.

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

25

Aug

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day


These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

25

Aug

Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden…

But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks.

Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

25

Aug

Sarah Hyland and The Emmy Awards are Happening of the Day


I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit.

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How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck..

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Posted in:Emmy's