DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2023

09

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty drops are a wonderful use of tits…

As someone who likes tits, any content built around tits, from random tit flashes, to accidental tit slips, to basic bikini tit, or posing nude with tit…I’m into it.

So it’s not a real hard sell to get me on-board when the tit flash has turned into some stylized internet content creation game, where girls with tits slowly reveal the tit and let it bounce out of it’s top like some sort of bouncy castle of fun and happiness I want my face to jump on until I puke…..or maybe a comfortable massaging pillow to lay my head against is a better visual…

Point being, tits are being pulled out, and we like tits, that’s all you really need to know!

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

2023

09

Feb

Abbey Lee Kershaw Sheer Top of the Day

No Comments »

Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model human trafficked to the world through the modelling world and by using her exposed tits in her fashion shoots like it wasn’t whorish, but rather art.

Her dad’s apparently some famous soccer player, who cares…she’s 35 now and this isn’t eh Biography channel….but she did go from model to actress thanks to MAD MAX, has done a bunch of random movies where she played HOT CHICK, but was credited with an actual name and I guess she’s trying to continue to draw attention to herself because she wore a dress with her tits out, like it’s high fashion, but we know it’s just her showing off her tits…

I figure it was a proven strategy when she was a model, it got her where she needed to go, apply it to acting and maybe she’ll win an OSCAR one day…TITS GET HITS.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2023

09

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Pretty Dumpy Looking of the Day

No Comments »

I may have been confused or manipulated into thinking SCARJO was something hot back in 2002 or 2003 when she first popped up and was being marketed as the next big thing.

I didn’t and still don’t follow celebrity culture, even though I am the unofficial voice of celebrity culture from my ignorant soapbox, I know nothing about this shit…

However, I do remember when she had one or two credits on IMDB and looking her up to see that she had about 30 other projects in the works and even then I thought, oh they’re going to push this bitch on us, and they did….

It was a simpler time, we had less options and her tits were big, but I never thought she was as hot as they said she was, she never lived up to the hype, and she’s now older and dumpier and pretty fucking average looking.

She’s out here whoring some product line she’s likely using to make a billion dollars, since celebs know they are on the outs, so they are all launching direct to consumer brands like a bikini clad instagram model launching a bikini line, get that money when you can….

To think that her star power manipulates or inspires anyone to buy her shit is depressing to me, because it reminds me how the population is so fucking doomed, such fucking suckers, and will do anything they are told…

She’s in a tight shirt, you can see her titty profile, if you look past her old lady GUNT and the whole thing is really not hot, unless you think the fall of an overhyped, marketed as hot, celebrity slut is hot, which I guess it kinda is….

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2023

09

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

With the whole blocking out of the sun, keeping people indoors for the climate crisis, 15 minute cities, you’d think that TANLINES are at risk of going extinct….

Lucky for you, consumerism will always win and they will always have a useless toxic product to let whores be the best whores they can be by staining their skin and giving themselves the illusion of a tanline without ever leaving the house…

I mean, why would you want to go outside in a bikini and do something active, connecting with nature, maybe laying by the pool or on the beach, going on a hike or a bikini clad bike ride, when you can just lather yourself in cancer causing chemicals that do the same thing, immediately, without the effort.

We are lazy, confused, misguided society, but at least we have our priorities straight when it comes to looking your best naked, something TANLINES make happen since they highlight the good parts….

(more…)

Posted in:Tanlines

2023

09

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Thong Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Sometimes I wonder if the highlight of my career was when I realized the system was officially rigged because some teen choice awards bullshit was pushing Ashley Tisdale on me as the “Hottest Actress of the Year” or some shit…

I am pretty sure this was pre-nose job and an era where she would have never been considered the hottest girl in any room she walked into. Skinny and fit, sure, but HOT, impossible…

Sure, people bought into the propaganda because people are dumb and buy into all propaganda about anything, buying shit they don’t need, putting themselves in harms way because they are told to…despite their mom’s telling them “If your class jump off the bridge, do you? NO, because you are your own person”….no one is their own person, we are all on the fucking grid dialled in.

Anyway, as much as I hated on Tisdale, I’d always say that since she was fit, she’d age out alright, since the non fit girls will age out fat and at a certain point in aging out, their faces are basically all mangled, either with fillers or with old lady face, so the body’s what you should LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE to.

Here is Tisdale’s ass all these years later, UGLY WATCH CONTINUES, and I guess it’s better than it could be for a mom her age, HOWEVER that’s definitely not an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, I mean THONG bikini, what is she hispanic?

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2023

09

Feb

Charli XCX Thinks She’s Hot of the Day

No Comments »

I saw some story over the last few days about Charli XCX that went viral, so it was probably for marketing purposes, but the truth is she probably feels this way in her soul that she sold to the devil to finally go viral after a decade of being some fat chick in a leotard no one noticed, playing night clubs and malls, despite having big tits….

She said something like:

“Me not being nominated for a grammy for Crash is like Mia Goth not being nominated for an Oscar for Pearl and only further proves that people don’t wanna see hot evil girls thrive,”

Clearly, you have to think you’re hot to get out there and do what these idiots do, you have to think you’re evil to justify selling your soul to the devil, or for doing all the gross shit you need to do to get mainstream, even though she’s really some candy coated self involved trash who looks like Amy Winehouse clown at the county fair in the UK where they are both from.

Clearly, she’s sad that she wasn’t nominated, despite trying so hard, even though the Grammys are for faggots and don’t matter, these people hate being left out….no matter how hard they say “those awards are irrelevant”…..while trying her hardest to be a top tier popstar…it’s kind of a mixed message.

Yeah, the Grammys are shit, bought and paid for awards, but that’s not why they snubbed her, the snubbed her cuz she’s shit too…and not becasue she’s HOT, or EVIL, or NOT BLACK or PLUS SIZED enough…..

She does have tits though….

Posted in:Charli XCX

2023

09

Feb

Britney Spears Crop Top of the Day

No Comments »

Burt Bacharach may be dead, you can say a little prayer for him, a little RIP MOTHERFUCKER , thanks for the commercial love songs all those years….

But Britney Spears isn’t….however her friends and family are apparently scared she’s going to die, which I call predictive programming, since she’s already dead.

You know, you need to massage the news into the general public who don’t follow this shit gently, you have to let them think she’s totally off the rails, that she’s lost her mind, so that when they do release her death, you’ve had all kinds of preparation and accept it as obvious fact, instead of thinking she was killed by her handlers or the industry.

The whole Free Britney thing felt like a contrived scam to me, in part because no one cared for decades, but all of a sudden went out with protest songs and protest signs….

The whole FREE Britney, you know now that she’s “Free” because of the hard work the FREE BRITNEY movement did for her, consistently feels like she’s in fucking prison….starring in a be-heading video from a cave somewhere.

She’s rarely in content outside her house, the content she is in seems like it was shot on a different generation phone, you know you can make actual movies on the new iphones apparently, I mean I wouldn’t know mines old as shit….but I am not Britney Spears who gets gifted these kinds of things.

I don’t even know if the person in the video is the OG Britney, there’s a lot of markers that scream body double, but even that may be too far fetched, so if we do just forget the conspiracies and accept the narrative they are telling us, she still seems like she’s shackled in the Britney prison.

If she was truly free, she’d be having a far better time than this reclusive weirdness, but I’ll still watch the soap opera unfold, I got nothing better to do, and it’s “BRITNEY SPEARS” bitch.

Here she is in a GOLD DRESS….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Britney Spears

2023

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Sometimes I wonder if people go trans because they birthed a really large shit and felt an emotional connection with it that only a mother could feel….

I mean that and the propaganda pushing it on them from every angle to either justify their sadness, or give them something to make them feel special…..

I’m sure there are some people who are genuine and not a victim of abusive parents who wanted a baby girl, but got a baby boy, and decided that they could alter the course of nature with some pig tails and barbies…..

But there’s got to be at least one trans who went trans after a shit….

I mean we already know that people are going trans to excel at their sport, to get into female prisons to get some inmates knocked up with their trans penises, then there’s the dudes who go trans to get in the women’s locker room, to show off their trans penis as thy masturbate to all the titties….or like me, who wanted to go trans because you can use it as a get out of jail free card for anything….paying bills, dealing with takedown notices from the sluts I post, even being called a BIGOT who should be charged with a hate crime, or a MISOGYNIST….which is so not possible if I am a marginalized group…like a trans…

Point of the story…shitting makes you trans.

Here are some stepLinks

Cam Girl of the Day
LICK HERE!!!!

Hailey Bieber’s Sheer Tank Top
LICK HERE!!!!

Paige Spiranac Makes Unsolicited Dick Pic Jokes
LICK HERE!!!!

Cindy Mello Swims Hot
LICK HERE!!!!

10 Whole Foods Snacks
LICK HERE!!!!

Rachel Zegler Selfies some Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Rita Ora’s Panties at an Event
LICK HERE!!!!

Hailey Clauson for SI Swim Showing Booty
LICK HERE!!!!

Dove Cameron’s Lace Bra
LICK HERE!!!!

Demi Rose Shows Off the Booty
LICK HERE!!!!

Jasmine Tookes in a Topless Shoot!
LICK HERE!!!!

Miley Cyrus Topless Weirdness
LICK HERE!!!!

Tampa Fan Beats Florida Panther Mascot
LICK HERE!!!!

Everything Inside Pam Anderson’s Bag
LICK HERE!!!!

Kara Del Toro’s Polka Dot Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Pug and Wolf Dog Review Food Together
LICK HERE!!!!

Spanking Butts in Romania
LICK HERE!!!!

Fletcher in a Sheer Top Showing Boob!
LICK HERE!!!!

Lies People Tell Their Spouses
LICK HERE!!!!

DC Reveals First Non Binary Trans Character
LICK HERE!!!!

Jeanie Buss Rubs Down Dwyane Wade
LICK HERE!!!!

Kiernan Shipka’s Ultra Crop Top
LICK HERE!!!!

Sarah Jessica Parker Opens Shoe Store
LICK HERE!!!!

The Only Mode of Transportation is by Boat in this Town
LICK HERE!!!!

Restaurant Built on the Side of the Mountain
LICK HERE!!!!

Funniest Job Fails Caught on Camera
LICK HERE!!!!

Patrick Mahomes Will Drink Beer Out of a Boot if he Wins
LICK HERE!!!!

Dua Lipa’s Cleavage Laced Up
LICK HERE!!!!

Ron Jeremy Committed to Mental Hospital
LICK HERE!!!!

Fastest 2L of Soda Chug
LICK HERE!!!!

Man Solves Pyramid Puzzle in Under a Second
LICK HERE!!!!

Paige VanZant Posts the Hot Shots
LICK HERE!!!!

Brie Larson’s in a Bikini on a Swing
LICK HERE!!!!

LaLa Land is Coming to Braodway
LICK HERE!!!!

Bullets in Slow Motion
LICK HERE!!!!

Why Increasing Lanes Won’t Solve Traffic Crisis
LICK HERE!!!!

Iggy Azalea’s Bikini at Sea
LICK HERE!!!!

Lebron James Breaks Records
LICK HERE!!!!

Ashley Benson’s Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

10 Whole Foods Snacks
LICK HERE!!!!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From the Forum

===============

Elizabeth Olsen at an Event
LICK HERE!!!!

Becky G in a Tight Outfit
LICK HERE!!!!

Alison Brie Legs
LICK HERE!!!!

Alex Daddario in a Photoshoot
LICK HERE!!!!

Elizabeth Banks in a Magazine
LICK HERE!!!!

Kendall Jenner Leaves Gym
LICK HERE!!!!

Selena Gomez at Dinner
LICK HERE!!!!

Reese Witherspoon’s Legs on Late Night
LICK HERE!!!!

Jessica Chastain Boots
LICK HERE!!!!

Madelyn Cline Hot in Cosmo
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Walmart Dick Suck
LICK HERE!!!!

9 Acts that May Make You a Whore
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Tit Off with the Bra
LICK HERE!!!!

Reddit Amateur Chick
LICK HERE!!!!

Sitting on Your Face Larp
LICK HERE!!!!

The Caught Compilation
LICK HERE!!!!

Wet Pussy
LICK HERE!!!!

Sitting on Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

The First Revenge Porn
LICK HERE!!!!

Gabbie Carter Fuck in Bath
LICK HERE!!!!

Nude Booty Model
LICK HERE!!!!

Nerdy Girls
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Smiles for the Orgasm
LICK HERE!!!!

Fight Night
LICK HERE!!!!

Naked in Bed with a Camera
LICK HERE!!!!

Girls who Lick Their Own Boobs
LICK HERE!!!!

This is WAY too Extreme for Me
LICK HERE!!!!

Locker Room Bully
LICK HERE!!!!

Crackhead Shit
LICK HERE!!!!

Amateur Creampie
LICK HERE!!!!

Fishnets on the Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Rough Romance
LICK HERE!!!!

Body Reveal
LICK HERE!!!!

Lola’s Tits in the Pool
LICK HERE!!!!

Dildo on Motorbike
LICK HERE!!!!

Warehouse Fuck
LICK HERE!!!!

Master of the Arcade
LICK HERE!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

08

Feb

Tallulah Willis Flashing Titty of the Day

No Comments »

Tallulah Willis, or as I like to call her, AT LEAST SHE IS NOT RUMER WILLIS, who I think may be pregnant right now, but I could be confusing her with Ireland Baldwin, because they are equally not very impressive celebrity kids…..

She’s the once hipster, artist Willis, who I guess figured out that slutty content or using her hip tits for attention was an angle…

So clearly, now that her dad is a retard and her mom is off doing poppers at parties that people die at, despite being 70, thinking like she’s still in her 20s, this one’s figured out a way to keep the family legacy going….A GOOD OLD FASHIONED TIT SLIP..

I don’t know about you, but I know about me, and ME thinks that a TIT flash is a timeless thing to have the paparazzi capture, even if it’s stage, attention seeking, it’s candid enough to feel real in this world of DEEP FAKES AND LIES….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tallulah Willis

2023

08

Feb

Lili Reinhart Swimsuit of the Day

No Comments »

Lil Reinhart’s not so lil at all, but you know, with the right angles, facetune, photoshop, she has the ability to look like she’s not the tanker truck that she is….maybe she just went so big with her hair that it made her look like she’s smaller…these celebrities and their teams have all the optical illusions!

In this one-piece bathing suit clickbait for attention she posted in efforts to keep her celebrity alive, because she knows, like we know, after Riverdale, she’ll be left out to ONLYFANS….she’s just not that big of a seat filler or draw….I mean she is that big of a seat filler, not quite a two seat on the plane seat filler, but still big…just not in in this shot…..

This doesn’t even look like the Lili we know, it must be 100 years old, WAY BACK WEDNESDAY, but for whatever reason, it is still terrifying to me!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!