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2014

08

Jul

Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder of the Day

Friends of the site, Jonathan Leder and his model muse AMY LEDER , the brains behind a modern skin mag called FETISHISM MANIFESTO , that explores sexuality with what I call fashion or art nudity…just released this awesome set of pictures for Purple Magazine…and I may or may not be in love.

What they are doing is bringing back eroticism in nude content. They are doing what Playboy and Penthouse did so well years ago, before being misguided into going harder and hard and harder…until the only think left in porn is necorphilia but that probably already exists…since society so fucking porno-ed up and distorted thanks to the internet…

As someone who has been exposed to porn on all levels, from being on set to dealing with porn girls….there’s something magical about just seeing a beautiful model…naked in her element…not getting throat fucked…

I am into this team’s work…and I’m into bush in a huge way…and I into erotica and more importantly I am into staring at Amy Hood naked…even in black and white…which I am not so into but I still think it’s a win/win…

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2014

08

Jul

Some A&E Show Star was a Suicide Girl, Oh Shit! of the Day

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Her name is Kendall-Leigh Neuner. She is from a TV Show Barter Kings that I am sure is a piece of shit TV show, up on some Pawn Stars hustle, only on A&E, because bartering is Arts and Entertainment, like Honey Boo Boo is the fucking Learning Channel…as every single network has lost their initial vision as they compete with the internet for views…and middle of the road America is retarded and this kind of broke ass, ghetto, garbage shit speaks to their retard core.

That said, this girl on the show was a suicide girl , a site that I don’t hate, I actually know a ton of their top girls….They have done good marketing…they’ve been in the game a long time…but more importantly, they have built a business model where they get cute girls with tattoos, who would never be models, naked and posing like they are pinup girls, often times for free, which is genius in so many way….

Anyway, here are Kendall-Leigh Neuner – from TV Show Barter Kings’ suicide girl pics…that should probably get her fired, but in this era, I assume it’s just a good marketing ploy because before today…she didn’t exist, and either did their show…

So I guess being a Suicide girl pays off after-all.

To see all the pics, cuz dude in the forum went nuts CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Jul

Kelly Brook Panty Flash on her Bike of the Day

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Kelly Brook figured out that the paparazzi like to take pics of her fat ass on a bike seat, they are just sucked in, like the bike seat is sucked in, to her ass…probably because she pays them, and this is her marketing campaign, you know bringing her British Paparazzi loving heritage to America, along with her huge tits, because I guess despite all the money she’s made being a titty Model, she still wants to be famous…like she was Sofia Vergara….and you know that she goes to Auditions everyday, hoping that one will land her a sitcom…I mean why else would she leave UK fame, to be Hollywood trash in on straight to DVD movie…you see because in the UK, big titty Glamour models are important…while in America..they are one step above stripper…two steps below high class escort…

Either way, I like the subtle panty flash, it’s a nice touch.

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2014

08

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Boring for H&M of the Day

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If you want to see a total misuse of a lingerie model, who dabbles in bikini modelling, and who I believe even has done some nude modelling, like this was the 90s and she was trying to pay rent, only it’s the 2014, and pretty much what you have to do when you sign up to be a model, you know you sell your body for money, you need to do what you’re told…kind of thing…

Just check out these Candice Swanepoel in H&M leather pants, not even focusing on her ass..

I mean H&M may be worth billions, and her 50,000 – 100,000 dollar day rate may not be anything for them, and sure cheap leather pants, can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy…

But if you’re gonna book this talent, use it…If you go to a strip club, you don’t pay a girl to put on her track suit she wore to work…

This is some weird reverse vortex shit, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with.

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2014

08

Jul

Irina Shayk for Cosmo China of the Day

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I like Russian immigrants, for some reason they are all hot, they are all well put together, and they are all, even the ones working shitty waitressing jobs, trying to get ahead. They lack a bit of a soul, but still have that communist competitive instinct that makes them strive to find the thickest wallet to fuck…it’s some Olympic Gold Medal shit and they do that by looking good, dressing well, behaving, not causing issues…until it is too late.

So seeing Irina Shayk do her thing, doesn’t offend me, I find it hot…even when she’s wearing too much clothes…

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2014

08

Jul

Elsabetta Canalis Sunbathing Topless of the Day

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TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

It is safe to say that Elsabetta Canalis is probably pretty pissed off that George Clooney chose another girl to marry under contract for a minimum of 3-5 years because it makes him look less gay. He’ll even throw in a kid and 20,000 dollars of child support for said kid per month, for the rest of it’s life, because it makes him look less gay.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

I mean the reality of the situation is that Elsabetta Canalis only really exists in America because she was signed to George Clooney’s girlfriend management contract, I guess he figured she was a safe one to keep his secrets in lockdown, because of the language barrier and her level of irrelevance the second he found another girlfriend…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Whether her showing her tits to the paparazzi is a cry for attention, to say “Hey remember me”…in hopes of a little international glitz and glam for old times….or if showing her tits is her being European…she’s still showing her tits…and for some reason, despite it being a win for us, and not a big deal for her, I find it sad…like she’s defeated…and lost her gold digging…

But the good news for her is that she’s still hot enough to find a socially awkward billionaire who thinks dating George Clooney’s sloppy seconds, not like George Clooney ever fucked her, but rather just brought her to events, is a status symbol…

And I don’t care, I just like the tits.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Jul

Amanda Seyfried’s Paddleboard Nightmare of the Day

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I have very little Amanda Seyfried gossip, other than back when I used to speak to Lohan, she told me that she hated her…probably because she had the career Lohan felt was Lohan’s career…stealing jobs and shit…when she was a bit more of an it-girl…

Even I was blinded by her tits, didn’t care that she didn’t have an ass, and liked that she managed to pretend she was a legit actress by doing this hokey Disney quality love stories for tweens one month and the next month she was eating out Julianne Moore, all big titties in her face…it was like she was naked, then not naked, then naked, then not naked…it was kind of hot…

What wasn’t hot was her public image, where she really committed to being a gutter hipster who couldn’t dress, didn’t shower, and looked like she smelled like shit..but then a movie would drop and boom, I’d like her and her boring ass life again…

Now, I’m over it….I just find Amanda Seyfried awkward, hardly hot, and her tits don’t even excite me like they did…

This bikini pic for her instagram, in some high waisted, maybe she’s pregnant, bottoms, is just not cute, or fun…but weird…But even worse is knowing that not only is the board she is on long , but so is what she puts in her vagina.

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2014

08

Jul

Crazy Pregnant Girl in a Bikini Top and Other Videos of the Day

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Detroit What?

7 Kittens Gone Nuts

The Girl Who Gives Her Mugger Back his Flip Flops

Grandpa Has a Fireworks Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Jul

Cameron Diaz is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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If you want to make a bunch of fat girls, who are sitting at home looking at a computer screen, working their shitty job for their shitty life get upset…

Or if you want to make Cameron Diaz fans, you know the kind of dudes who still jerk off to The Mask, because those weren’t just Cameron Diaz’s glory days, but also their own glory days…

Just call this trick fat….

I got actual hate mail about YESTERDAY’S POST

I guess by definition, this 5 foot 10 monster isn’t FAT…I’m sure she’s within her BMI and hardly the kind of disgusting you find at Walmart….

However, she’s old, she’s boxy, she’s menopausal, she’s got good muscle memory from years of fitness, while fucking every dude in Hollywood, having a good time…

And to me…she’s as disgusting as her limited acting capabilities…

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Stop defending the enemy assholes, you should be pointing and laughing with me. As if Cameron Diaz ever did anything good for you, even if you’ve served her in a restaurant, and I’m sure at least one of you have, it’s not like she took you in and adopted you and helped you in any way beyond a 20% tip.

You celebrity fans are fucking ridiculous…she’s a monster…even with all the botox and trainers….deal with it.

People get old, hormones get wonky, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her…It just means she fucking sucks…like most girls I fuck…

She’s not the Cameron Diaz she was, and if she was, she wouldn’t have this towel in front of her old lady GUNT.

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2014

08

Jul

Anne Hathaway Copies Emma Stone and Makes a Difference of the Day

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You’d think she could afford better stationary. I mean this cardboard box is a little too beat up and homeless. I mean just last week I started chatting up a girl with a sign that read “Hungry, Trying to Get Home, Anything Help”, I was trying to help her come up with a better slogan, and I’ll I got was “Will Suck Dick, but if you fear my rancid mouth, I’ll use my hand, in latex glove, for a dollar, don’t pay til you spray”….I figured she’d have higher impact on her hustle…I also thought maybe I could save her, but she when she went into withdrawal…and started convulsing I had to leave, I didn’t want to get blamed for her death…

All this to say, Anne Hathaway reads gossip blogs, pays attention to what other “celebs” are doing, and copies them because she’s got no original thought at all…

But more importantly, I’m not tired of celebs stealing from each other, in fact, I’d love them to do it in a death match…

I am tired of them stealing from the poor, giving nothing back despite pretending to in the self righteous, self absorbed way…all while thinking they are fucking heroes in their luxury life…

Fuck yourself Anne Hathaway.

The rest of the pics HERE

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