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2014

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money…

But now, I just want to hang with them, talk about their feelings, and hear their war stories..

You know never judge a book by it’s willingness to fuck strangers for 75 dollars….

Here are some morning links…

Words of Wisdom from Food Signs…
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Kristen Stewart Cut Her Hair Into a Pile of Orange
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10 Amazing Celeb Mullets!
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Miley Cyrus Posing with Drugs…
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Fat Sleeping Guy Sues Yankees
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Old Couple Knows Team Work
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Portrait Made Out of Garbage
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The ESPN Body Issue Cover is Jokes..
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Sarah Palin May Be on the View
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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I hate Jimmy Fallon – But Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Doing Iggy Azalea with Crosby, Stills and Nash…is ridiculous….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls…

So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years ago I would have been negotiating with for these pussy pics…

One girl send me a pussy pic when I was eating and I said “Ewww, I’m trying to eat”….another sent one and I said “what the hell is that”….it’s been really fun to see the reactions…

So girls, send in your pussy pics, if you want me to make you feel like shit about you vagina, even though we all know I’d love to have it smother me..

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Bikini Pic of Babes Tanning You Will See Today
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Today in Thigh Gap!
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The Thieving Women Getting Busted Stealing in FLorida – Hilarious – It Has to be Staged
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Courtney Stodden Tits on a Midgets Face
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini – Bent Over
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Fanny Neguesha in a Bikini
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Justene Jaro s the Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini
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10 Awesome Lessons from Drunk History
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Paris Hilton Bikinis
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Emmy Rossum in a Bikini
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Solid Sign in the Public Bathroom
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Suki Waterhouse at Wimbeldon
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Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
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Courtney Stodden is a Movie Star
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Jessica ALba’s New Sin City Trailer
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Cancel Her Surrogate Baby
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How to Sell Fences
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Tilda Swinton Nude Stills from a Movie – Scary
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Jessica Simpson Wedding Pics
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Ashlee Simpson is Dumpy as Fuck
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Let’s take a minute for Some James Franco Poetry…
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Joe Simpson Fucks
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Nina Dobrev Fashion Show Hustle….
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Kaley Cuoco Beach in Cabo
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Keira Knightley’s Nipples are Good
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Fireworks Filmed with a Drone
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Jennifer Lawrence Summer Tan…
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini in Cabo
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Topless Pussy Cat Doll!
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Donatella Versace Turns 800
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Driving in the Ukraine
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Model You Should Know Of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Look Like a Sam Jackson Fan
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Dirty Bus of the Day
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Kids React to Gameboy
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Leo Looks His Age:
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Scarlett Johannson Full Frontal
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Hot Slut You Want to Fuck…or that You Want to have Fuck YOu…
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Myths About the Brain
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Lesbian Michelle Rodriguez Kissing Gay Zac Effron
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Brooklyn Team Having an Elaine Dance Off is Weird
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Babes in Sports Bras!
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Lesbians with Fat Asses in Concert Together Fucking the System…
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Bieber on a Boat with Bitches
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Notes Calling Out Neighbors for Loud Sex
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Porn GIFS
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There is an App For Your Kegels
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Busty Big Tits Teen
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Babe Fingering Herself
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Girl Farts in a Dude’s Face
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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Toothbrush Vibe!
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Sophie Dee Showing Big Tits
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Handball Fall Leads to Sexy Position
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jul

Amy Marietta By Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

Friend and babe, ANDI ELLOWAY , who I officially fell in love with this time last year, because along with taking hot pics of babes, she looked amazing in a bikini…it’s like talent from every angle…seriously…sent in these pics of Amy Marietta has a fashion blog called VIVIEREBELLA…and they are pretty fucking awesome…

If every fashion blog was made like this, with pictures like this, starring girls like this, the fashion world would be a far better place to masturbate…It’d be the fans and followers of these brands and babes doing the masturbating, instead of the designers as they stroke their egos, like any good narcissist who has his name across store windows around the world…

Enough of that, here’s the amazing Amy, but the Amazing Andi…the kind of AA I can fuck with…

See More of Andi’s Work HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

07

Jul

Rihanna See Through Lingerie Dress of the Day

Rihanna brought her tits out in lingerie…like it was outerwear when it was really underwear because she’s innovative like that, I mean if you think showing the world your nipples time and time again, when you really don’t have to show the world your nipples, but rather you’re just showing your nipple for the sake of showing your nipple, because you like your nipples, or feel like you’re in National Geographic with your nipples, despite being Rihanna, a huge star who will still get talked about without showing her nipples…which luckily, I do…

It’s like some Jerry Maguire “show me the nipple” hustle, where I don’t even have to ask, or send flower, or try to trick the bitch into showing nipple, she just does it at her own free will because she’s been programmed that way…how can anyone hate on that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

07

Jul

Abbey Lee Kershaw in AMAZING Bush Filled Artistic Nudes of the Day

The photogpraher’s name is Cara Stricker, VISIT HER SITE HERE

The model, Abbey Lee Kershaw….and in case you didn’t know, Abbey Lee Kershaw is a massive model. She’s not just some free spirited hipster taking pics for a photographer because she has nothing better to do, is in need of instagram pics, and figures being a model, even when not getting paid, is awesome…because it makes working the coffee shop seem more legit…like as if it is just temporary…

Abbey Lee Kershaw has done serious fucking campaigns, we’re talking real deal model, so seeing her fully naked, running though the fields at a country house, even showing some asshole, is blowing me away..

I also am sucked in by the bush, because I love bush, and I am happy that thanks to girls like this, you know actual hot girls, bush is making a comeback, because I hated when it was gone…it’s erotic as it gets…

It makes me want to be at this shoot, either masturbating in the corner or chasing Abbey Lee through the woods playfully before being killed by an Axe Murderer – on some Blair Witch Project shit…

Either way, this is the kind of photograph I like…

Pics via the amazing Cara Stricker HERE

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2014

07

Jul

Miley Cyrus and Her New Tattoo Fashion Show of the Day


Miley Cyrus tricked her friends into getting matching tattoos as her…because when you are Miley Cyrus, you can make anyone in your inner circle do anything, because they fear being ousted by her and replaced with some other suck up loser who is just so happy to be friends with Miley Cyrus, because she’s a huge star, and by association, that makes them a huge star, I mean and even if it doesn’t it still gets them lots of instagram followers, and great instagram opportunities, like of the private jets they fly on, backstage and in the hotel room, all expenses paid to party with her, and all you have to do is what she says, like permanently branding her dog on your tit…

I mean you’d probably do the same thing if it meant staying in hotels you don’t pay for, instead of the trailer park you call home…it’s a small trade off, unless you’re like me and you find everything Miley, except for maybe pics of Miley, totally intolerable…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

07

Jul

Fat Cameron and Fat Madden Brother on the Beach of the Day

I haven’t laughed at a paparazzi pic in a really long time, I generally find the repetitive and boring, of people I don’t care about, and who I actually think are fucking awful and polluting society, but I guess there’s still a way for the paparazzi to into my heart…at least that’s what these pics of Cameron Diaz on the beach with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters, who she is Dating, because she’s run through every dude in Hollywood, and this motherfucker was the last in line for that bukkake party….and she looks fucking massive, overpowering him like some big clunky model in menopause, that I guess she is…

It amazes me that she books roles as the hot chick still, I mean she’s at the point in her life…where it is time to one-piece…

Either, this Picture makes me laugh more than the herpes I know they both have…

I mean this should be a scene in her next shitty ROMCOM….called Big Girl Who Once Was A Babe in Every Movie on Washed up Pop-Rockstar with shitty tattoos…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

07

Jul

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

I get in trouble for calling girls hookers..apparently calling a girl a hooker is libellous and they can turn around and sue you, unless you have proof that they exchange money for using their body to hustle…you know sell your soul for money…which I like to think that Jessica Alba does, because on the spectrum of Hooker…this is proof she’s on it..

Now she’s a Mexican, I don’t really think she knows the magnitude of anything she does, I think she’s got management that position her, and that throw money at her, thinking “she’s a mom, let’s start an organic product line called honest, because no one will think we are dishonest, when honest is in the name”….and “we’ll get her to post in bikinis, holding the bottle, and other moms who grew up on her will buy”…and I guess they do..

People love this shit, and when looking at her in a bikini, she’s a mom of two, great body, but not the talentless filler needed to make a shitty movie a hit dudes jerk off to..not mention she didn’t ever get naked….making this Honest hustle, a way better scam for her…and I guess also of us….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

07

Jul

Megan Fox VS Nicola Peltz Bathrobe Selfie WARS of the Day

Megan Fox got Instagram this week and apparently, that’s a big deal, because people are actually talking about it like it matters…and more importantly, she’s already got 200,000 followers…because she’s Megan Fox…but I just thought it was funny that Instagram, an app everyone uses, so Megan Fox being late to the party, just tells me how much of an idiot she actually is is something people talk about.

I am more into the fact that Nicola Peltz, the new Megan Fox in Transformers who Megan Fox definitely hates, judges and all that typical girl shit, posted a Bathrobe Selfie, and then Megan Fox did the same, in some catty girl shit, you can assume the Marketing Team at transformers is paying for…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2014

07

Jul

Karrueche Tran’s Ass for Chris Brown’s Instagram of the Day

Chris Brown posted this picture of his girl Karrueche Tran in a thong…and I guess it is safe to say, she’s either the kind of girl who likes the attention, that’s why she’s dating Chris Brown in the first place…or the kind of girl who knows that if she doesn’t do what Chris Brown tells her…she’ll regret it…

Now, I’m no Chris Brown expert, but I have been told be numerous people who know him, that he is actually a good dude, a nice guy and that the Rihanna thing was actually Rihanna beating the fuck out of herself, calling the cops saying he did it, and I don’t know how true that is, but I do know crazy girls exist, and I also know that Chris Brown beating her took her career to new heights…I also trust nothing that happens in Hollywood, it’s a plastic place filled with lies, but I do trust an ass in a thong….

Posted in:Karrueche Tran