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2014

16

Jul

Kellie Pickler Bikini on Twitter of the Day

Kellie Pickler is the American Idol hick, that I have a feeling wasn’t actually a hick, but rather someone they pulled out of some diner in the middle of no where and mind fucked the world with to make Simon Cowell a lot of money. You know using TV to manipulate the world into giving him money, like some kind of TV Evagelist, only instead of Jesus and God, motherfucker uses shitty fucking songs.

That said, my favorite thing I remember about her was her tribute to her grandpappy from whatever backwoods Appalachian mountain shanty he used to have sex with her in…his coal covered hands all over her budding young breasts…

Breasts she had augmented the second she got famous…because I guess her priorities were in the right place…some people go on a vacation with their first million, or buy a house, this girl got tits…

Tits she’s put in a bikini…for the internet….

Posted in:Kellie Pickler

2014

16

Jul

Kate Hudson is Kinda Lookin Hot for an Old Washed Up Slut of the Day

Kate Hudson went to an event the other day and she looked good enough for me to forget that not only does she have a bunch of kids, she’s also slept with everyone in hollywood, which makes her kind of gross and statistically pretty high risk for Herpes, not that you care about that, since every hooker you bang is also high risk for herpes…but it’s still nice to point out…along with the fact that she only had a career because of her parents, that career proved to the world that acting requires very little effort or talent, it’s a fucking joke and they are all laughing at us…

But someone who isn’t laughing at us, or these pics, is Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself because of this girl…because she’s either just that good, or he’s just that broken…who cares…she’s in leather and wearing a push up bra…works for me.

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Posted in:Kate Hudson

2014

16

Jul

Drunk Charlie Sheen and Other Videos of the Day

Store Gets Robbed While Woman Sleeps

Guy Pepper Sprays an Addict

A Kid in the “Teen Demolition Derby”…Ran Over His Dad

Running on Hot Coals Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The only problem I really see happening with Facebook, instagram, tinder, and even snap chat is that fat and busted, broken down girls, are starting to think they are sexy. All because idiot horny dudes are too horny to tell them otherwise, and instead treat them like hot girls, even though they aren’t.

I preferred when fat and ugly girls had no self esteem. They were equally sexual, horny but a whole lot sadder and easier to get with. Now that they are out there fucking normal dudes who aren’t drunk….they are getting standards and that shit is ruining my fun.

Jeff Goldbloom Eats His Girl’s Face Like He Was Jurassic Park – Because He Is..
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Batman Edited Into Pictures is Pretty Funny
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Instagram Ho – Michelle Lewin Does Fitness
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Anus Zanotti in a Bikini
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Game Of Thrones Fans Figured Out Who Jon Snow’s Mother Is – I Don’t Watch the Shit – But Everyone Else Does – So Here it Is
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Weird Al Has Another New Video….Called Word Crimes…I always found him embarrassing.
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Elisabetta Canalis in a White Bikini
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Insane Cat Gif That Terrifies Me
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A Sociologist on the PURGE actually happening!
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OK GO is a Viral Video Based Band and Since that Treadmill Viral 10 Years Ago – They Keep Trying…
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Rihanna Flashing the World Cup
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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The Worst Dressed People at the ESPYS
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The Ross from Friends Shirt is Funny
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This is Bill Gate’s Favorite Business Book….
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Archie Died Saving his Gay “Bestie” because He’s in the Closet
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jul

Genevieve Morton Nipples of the Day

Genevieve Morton is one of those fat overrated models who should never have been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, but for some reason, she managed to scam her way in.

She’s not hot, she’s dumpy as fuck, and I guess that her level of low level fame proves that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit can only make one fat blonde model famous at a time.

I’ve heard she’s moved to LA, that she’s trying to get in movies, and I guess she’s broken down enough, laying in bed crying about how Kate Upton beat her at her own game, and now is vindictive and on the attack…and attack she takes seriously…because she’s finally showing nipples, getting naked, never too late, even when it’s too late to hooker.

I like to think this rivalry would have been better won in a food eating contest…but maybe I am just too logical a thinker for these fat girls who think they are hot…

What I am not against is nipples…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a teen girl lift her shirt and show her boyfriend her bra…in the middle of the fucking street…and I realized that there is a god…

But then I saw this Paris Hilton new Music video and realize there definitely isn’t a god…

Here are some stepLINKS…

18 Animals Being Jerks to Kids
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Cameron Diaz Did Not Eat Out Drew Barrymore
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Big WAG Tits
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Rihanna Supports Palestine…
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The $30k Kim Kardashian is a Real Fuckin Loser..
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Paparazzi Bikini Crotch Shot of the Day
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Butt’s By Hilary Duff
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Kimberly is the Slut of the Day
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Audrina Patridge at Home and In Panties
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Pregnant Rachel Bilson in Short Shorts!
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8 Non Porn Pics of Sasha Grey
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40 Genius Drunk Ideas
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Weird Lebron WWE Edit
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Chanel Iman Titty in Public..
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100 Greatest Comic Book Covers of the 80s
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J.Lo and her BFF
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Taylor Swift an Karlie Kloss Lesbian Lunch…..
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Some Awesome Hollywood Tits
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The 30 Most Anticipated Movies of 2015
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Rihanna Flashing Her Bra at the World Cup cuz She’s Classy
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15 Inappropriate Jokes By Spongebob
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More Rihanna in Rio
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Rosie Huntington – Ass in Leggigns
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Taylor Swift Turns Me On
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Kristen Stewart in Drag is Weird
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Britney Spears – Paparaxxi
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Selena Gomez Big Tits And Braless
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Paris Hilton Bikini Pics
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The Nude Models in LUI Magazine
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Random Slut with a Great Body
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Vest Reaction to Lebron Going Back to the Cavs
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Tara Reid Lives!
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Jennifer Nicole Lee – Soccer Trick
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Lindsay Lohan Drunken Mess Falling – Titties Everywhere
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Rose McGowan is Too Smart for her Own Good
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Pornstars at the Porn Convention
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Women in Cheese Dresses are Amazing
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Jeff Goldblum Proposed to a Girl in a Pool…
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Elisabetta Canalis in a White Bikini to Remind You That She Dated George Clooney Once…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girl Masturbating in the Library
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X-Men XXX Exclusive
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Some Babe With Big Tits in a Cage
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GIRLS LIKE HARDER DICKS – GET A HARDER DICK – BE A PORNSTAR
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Nude Chick Jumping Rope
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Girl Wiping Vag….
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Passed Out With Ass Out
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Pervert Ass Cam…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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2 Naked Sisters
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Idiot Lights Firework in the Car!
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Amateur and Her Big Tits
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Jul

Lea Michele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

You heard this fake news here first – Lea Michele is pregnant with her new boyfriend’s baby…

I figure since she’s a fake talent, and fake babe, who had a fake relationship with a co-star who had a real drug addiction and a real overdose when she was not by his side, because that’s what fake relationships involve….leading to fake mourning before contractually being allowed to go back to living…deserve….

Maybe I’m just insensitive, especially when it comes to a woman in a bikini with a distended stomach…that could equally be caused by starving herself due to sadness and guilt from going on with her life…

Maybe I don’t really care if she’s pregnant, if she’s sad, people die…it’s life…and I just like being an asshole about it…because I am an asshole…

An asshole who likes anything in a bikini, even Lea Michele…something I would have thought was impossible…


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Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

15

Jul

Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s….

I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating..

I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out.

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Posted in:Gisele

2014

15

Jul

Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

Whatever fucking scam Irina Shayk is pulling with her whole – fake Girlfriend to a homo soccer player…who could never come out as a homo because his audience…despite being emotional weirdos who kiss other men as part of their culture…are homophobic as fuck. They believe in jesus and shit…so they throw in some Russian hooker, make her a model, and it helps make his story believable…

He is a billion dollar enterprise, there is no way his handlers would fuck with that…and a soulless Russian is easy to manipulate when it comes to money and American fame..

IT’s like “we’ll give you a free face and money to leave your life as a webcam model”….kind of a no brainer…

Here is is posing in lingerie…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

15

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely in Leggings of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my favorite models…especially when you can see her vagina through the gap in her thigh from having a model body and a nice meaty vagina that hangs the right way….

I also like that she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can bed a model, because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them

I also like that she made Megan Fox Obsolete, and I hate Megan Fox…

I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK..

I guess this post has been Top 4 Reasons I Like Rosie…maybe I should apply for a job at Buzzfeed.

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely