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2014

24

Jun

Audrina Patridge Bikini in Bali of the Day

It’s nice to see that in Audrina Patridge’s retirement, yes I know she booked some NBC late night show, but I like to pretend that it didn’t happen, and that there is still hope for society….

She has taken on a new hobby, and that’s editing songs over her photoshopped instagram bikini pics, it’s so artistic, even though I know she had someone on her team do it…

I guess she also to play in the pool with coconuts, because this vapid cunt can be funny sometimes, at least amongst her circle of dudes using her for her money and fake tits, cuz the dumb ones are always the easiest to trick….

Either way, she was on a free vacation paid for by a hotel she plugged and I like that kind of “work” ethic….

TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

According to this pic, Side boob is not as good as underboob…and it is definitely not as good as the girl in running gear buying ice cream at the grocery store, a place I like to creep on single woman…I mean if more people who were buying ice cream looked like that…I’d actually like wife naked…because ice cream seems to be all she knows.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Thighs
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Emrata’s Lips Look Real…But Not as Real as her Monobrow
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Huge Tits
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Kate Hudson’s Getting Her Bikini Ass Kissed
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Funny Note from Neighbor about Dog Shit
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The Girlfriend Experience is now a TV Series on STARZ
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More Kate Hudson in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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TO Celebrate Kristen Bell and Dax Reproducing again, Here’s the Best 2014 Celebrity Pregnancies You Want to Have End in Abortion
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Miley Cyrus Gets Her Pussy Grabbed….
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Karreuche Tran Nipples…
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Stacy Keibler Busting Out on a Pregnant Hike
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Nicole Kidman’s Implants and Pokies
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Rita Ora in a MAgazine
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Khloe Kardashian is a Racist Indian Hater
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Parachute Gets Tangled
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Miley VS a Banana
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Jessie J Panties on Stage of the Day
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Paddington Bear is a Creepy Motherfucker
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Jaime King’s Swimsuit See Through
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Taylor Swift’s Dress Getting Blown Up…
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Robin THicke’s New Video is Not Blurred Lines
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Drone Records Yacht Fire
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Kate Beckinsale Must be 100 By Now…
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Miley Cyrus’ 14 Year Old Sister is her Pussy Police
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Amanda Crew Tits iN Crazy Kind of Love
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Taylor Swift Leg Show
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Elle Fanning Causes PEDO Riots in TOkyo
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More Elle Fanning Causing Pedo Riots in Tokyo
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Jennifer Lopez Level Six Cameltoe
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Some Ass Shaking
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Very Specific No Fishing Sign
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Southwest Flight Attendant Performs Security
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Hank Baskett Cheated on Kendra Wilkinson with a Tranny
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Some Chick Named Dillion Harper Stripping
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Thigh Gaps
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Frances Bean Cobain VS Lana Del Rey
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12 Pics of White Girls VS Starbucks
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Miley Cyrus Spread Beaver Shot
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Miss Teen Colorado Did Porn
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Public Upskirt
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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The Evolution of a Trap
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Great Ass
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Nude Erotic Model of the Day
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Rhian Sugden is a Busty Geek
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The Grossest Cam Whore Ever
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Jun

Drunkenstepfather EDC Exclusive of the Day

Unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life by becoming a DJ right around the time DJs started getting paid stupid fucking money thanks to EDM going mainstream and all the lame suburban college kids decided they were ravers….

Or unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life’s groupie girlfriend, who when I used to go to raves we’d call the “DJ HO” or “record bitch”…back when DJs used records…

Or unless you’re the sponsor, the VIP, or the dude making stupid money after organizing this event…

Music festivals seem like a fucking nightmare…and I wouldn’t be caught dead at them, no matter how hot everyday girls giving the party life one last shot before turning 30, coupled with half naked 20 year olds, are…

But I would convince my black friend to go take pics from drunkenstepfather, because half naked 20 year olds to 30 year olds raving..as stupid as it looks or sounds…are fun to stare at…

So here’s our EDC exclusive…shot on a point and shoot by a black man…probably dressed like a muppet…named kaveriis photos

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2014

23

Jun

Kate Hudson’s Ass in a Hot Bikini of the Day


The fascinating thing to me about Kate Hudson is not that she leveraged her mother’s celebrity to have a career of her own, despite not being a good actor, reminding us that acting is a fucking scam, despite how important they try to make you think it is…

It’s not that her ass has shat out at a few kids and still looks good, it’s that it is still intact after so many celebrities have cum up inside it…some of those celebrities even went onto try to kill themselves over this…Owen Wilson…

I mean, she’s old, she’s a mom, she’s still got a hot ass…it’s confusing…To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE and

UPDATE – My friend’s have updated pics of her getting her ass getting kissed by her boyfriend for the paparazzi- weird – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2014

23

Jun

Kelly Osbourne’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding…

I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2014

23

Jun

Anna Paquin Tits from True Blood of the Day

I don’t watch this show, but if you’re looking for an episode recap, my friends over HERE do.

I do however appreciate the move towards showing titty on TV, because like the Willis sisters and Rihanna, I don’t think the nipple has to be hidden, and despite being called a Misogynist, even by some of my closest friends, I believe in women equality, and love women, especially when they have the right to be topless in public, which they do in many cities already, so I don’t know what people are complaining about, but let them complain…

You see, I’m old as fuck, and remember when the fat dude on NYPD blue’s ass was the most hardcore TV went, and I thought to myself, shit, we live in a shitty world, where that is pushing the boundaries of TV nudity, so I turned to the internet, along with everyone else, and here we are now, 2 decades later, with tits on TV…I feel like we’ve won something…and today that win is Anna Paquin tits via some show everyone gets overly excited about because they are the drone zombies in the show and don’t realize it…which isn’t really a win at all…but still tits…

Posted in:Anna Paquin

2014

23

Jun

McKayla Maroney Showing Off Her Bra of the Day

Her name is McKayla Maroney and she’s showing you her bra…because she’s into Gymnastics and understands what her Gymnastic fans are into and this has nothing to do with her stage mom who forced her into gymnastics, helping her sexualize herself for her fans that are primarily pervert dudes who are into gymnastics, it is a fetish…

So to capitalize on her success at 18, before being too old for these creeps to consider her barely legal and exciting…the window of opportunity is now…she showing cleavage…that grey area of wholesome, sleazy that works perfectly with her fan base…interesting.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

23

Jun

Paz Vega Has an Interesting Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

Here is 38 year old Paz Vega showing off what having three kids does to a stomach, and it’s nothing good…which is why they have adoption, or puppy rescue, because there are so many options that are less narcissistic than wanting to have your genetic line continue…by letting a dude come in you and shitting out a baby 9 months later…to maintain your vanity and speak to your maternal instinct…I mean whenever I think about having kids, I just cum in the girl’s ass, it’s practically the same sensation…with less 18 – 30 years of bratty, whining, annoying….

That said, I don’t know who the fuck Paz Vega is or why I am looking at her stomach…but can assume it has everything to do with the paparazzi and her bikini.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Paz Vega

2014

23

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Dead of the Day

I like to call this recent Amanda Seyfried instagram photography piece: “Demonstrating What Justin Long Does to her Sex Appeal”….He murdered that motherfucker….and left that shit to die…

Coincidentally, I watched Lovelace this weekend….she’s got good tits when you don’t imagine Justin Long’s “Mac guy” mouth all over them / cumming all over them…making me think he has a huge penis, because why else would he get all the pussy, because he’s famous? I mean she’s famous she has options…maybe dude got paid for that Mac rebrand in Apple stock and is now a billionaire, or maybe Amanda Seyfried has no self respect, and maybe…I hate that I just thought of Justin Long’s cock….but with a name like Long…it’d only be fitting…I can’t stop….even when I want to.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2014

23

Jun

Jada Pinkett-Smith In a Bikini of the Day

Jada Pinkett-Smith wore a bikini…I guess the beard was given the week off from bearding her homosexual husband, who isn’t homosexual, because in scientology homosexuals don’t exist, that’s why all the homosexuals who sign up the shit sign up to the shit….it allows them to believe their bullshit lie…even when getting hand jobs by male masseuses as their autistic kid who is not austic according to Scientology die in the Bahamas shower…John Travolta…

There have been stories of Jada and Will having an open relationship, which is how a publicist spins “he’s gay”….

So she bangs other dudes, as he bangs other dudes…and here she is in a bikini….I mean I don’t care about Jada Pinkett even in a bikini..she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch…and not that interesting to look at…but I guess bikinis is what I do…and in doing that, I take the good and that bad, like yesterday in the park, I stared at whatever was half naked in front of me, and some of those half nakeds should have been in snow suits…while Jada…is like whatever.

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