I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

20

Jun

Flashback Friday – Sophie Turner’s Mug Shots From March of the Day

I just obtained Sophie Turner’s criminal record and mug shot and it made me laugh.

For those of you who don’t know who Sophie Turner is, She’s an Australian celebrity who dropped out of Law School, because she won some kind of Australian reality show about being a model, moved to LA to continue her quest of stardom, the USA didn’t give a fuck, despite her attempts to get noticed by the paparazzi but instead she just turned to twitter for attention… she got married for a Greencard, went back to law school and is now a lawyer…and is now getting arrested for 273.6 of the California Penal Law …despite her normally being more about the penal to further her acting career that never was…and lawyer career that must be comical every time her fake tits give you legal advice…

So someone sent me these documents from when she got arrested for domestic violence, beating her husband. It was back in March, but she’s so irrelevant that’s how long it takes for this shit to trickle in…in fact she’s probably the one who sent it to me, since I’ve been around since 2004 and I am probably the only person who knows she exists…

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2014

20

Jun

Woman Slapped for Stealing and Other Videos of the Day

Comments Off on Woman Slapped for Stealing and Other Videos of the Day

Stupid Joke that Catches Homie on Fire

Pregnant Woman Being Assaluted in Boost Mobile

Insane Road Roage at the 2:30 Mark

Crossing the Street like a Boss

Mother Abandons her Newborn Baby

Crazy Bike Accident…

Dude Calls Out Bank Robber for Having a Fake Gun – LOLZ

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyday not only do I have to live with myself…a horrible fate for even the most horrible person…but I also have to tell myself that I am a grown ass man, yet I have a blog, am I sure I am not a 13 year old girl…and the answer is…I’m not sure…

Here are some morning links…click em fool.

Wheel Chair Fraud at the World Cup
GO

Zoe Kravitz is a Fat Bitch
GO

Miley Cyrus Bikini…
GO

12 Things that Look like Other Things…
GO

Arnold Fartzenegger
GO

Find Cougars To Fuck!
GO

Hottest Teachers Caught Sleeping With Students…
GO

Claudia Romani in a Bikini
GO

CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
GO

Lookin’ Down Blouses
GO

Scientologist Cleavage
GO

Upskirt of the Day
GO

12 Zoo Animals that Know Kids are Delicious
GO

Irina Shayk Flashes Legs
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Jun

Coco Rocha Riverdance of the Day

Coco Rocha is a tall freaky model….who is from Canada, and who like all Canadians, is well versed in the stupid as fuck Riverdance…it’s like Michael Flatley is a national fucking hero here…and every tall, awkward, pale skinned girl, not just ones who become millionaire top models, gets down like this…and I find the whole thing so dump I have no choice but to post it..even though I know you don’t care about any Coco Rocha cocunt….

Posted in:Coco Rocha

2014

20

Jun

Madi Fogg Nipples for Alessandro Casagrande of the DAy


Madi Fogg is an unknown model, and she had her pics taken by a guy named Alessandro Casagrande. I think they are from Australia, which apparently is the land of hipster titties, because all the hot instagram models, who are getting work and showing titties, seem to be from Australia, because I guess being bred from a line of criminal blood, with such an abrasive accent, that is trashy as fuck, especially when drunk, even though 99 percent of the time it is drunk, there’s not much else to do…it’s like the girls are all fucking hot, they like to have fun, and showing their tits, isn’t a thing…so why not fucking do it for attention…and I think it looks pretty good…doesn’t it…mate..

That was me speaking Australian…it will never happen again.

Posted in:Madi Fogg

2014

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like clueless girls who claim they’ve never sent or taken a nude picture because it won’t go well with their career, or their degree, or their dad’s…

It’s not the 90s anymore fool, titty pics aren’t going to ruin any future career, if anything it will pave the way for more opportunity…

Not to mention, the same girls scared of the world seeing a tit, are still getting fucked…so get with the fucking program….boring…

If you’re gonna give me lip…make sure it’s vagina lip…in pic…you prude bitch.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits in No Bra
GO

Luci Ford Topless
GO

Hilaria Baldwin…Yoga Pose…
GO

11 World Club Players Who look Like Villains
GO

Clip from Lady Gaga / R.Kelly / Terry Richardson Video
GO

11 Things Every Rapper Does on Twitter…
GO

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are Probably Back On
GO

Dairy Queen Supports Pedophile Dads
GO

Two Girls Dirty Dance….
GO

Miley Cyrus Bikini
GO

Jessica Szohr in a Bikini
GO

Lady Gaga’s Arm Trumpet
GO

Slut of the Day
GO

Dog Watching the Worldcup
GO

Lupita Does Vogue
GO

Colombian Alejandra Buitrago is the Hottest Reporter…
GO

Honey Boo Boo Hit Mama June on the Tonight Show
GO

Former Pornstar Runs for Local School Board…
GO

Trying to Look Up Little Miss Sunshine’s Skirt
GO

12 Zoo Animals that Think Kids are Delicious
GO

Rockin’ Some Street Guitar
GO

Rumer Willis Ass in Jeans
GO

Gluten Free Duck…
GO

Funny Edited for TV Movie Scenes
GO

Mila Kunis in Marie Claire
GO

Rita Ora at an Event
GO

Melissa George See Through
GO

Pics of the Girl Bieber Knocked up Last Year to Celebrate All The Girl’s He’s Knocked Up
GO

Responsible Pet Owner
GO

Amazing Ass Shaking on the Beach
GO

Jennifer Garner Supports Ben Affleck’s Gambling because they are rich…
GO

The Scientific Way to Cut Cake
GO

Erika Medina Bikini
GO

Hello Flo’s New Pre-Teen Period Viral Video
GO

Cameron Diaz in a Tight Dress
GO

Sarah Jessica Parker on the New Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee…
GO

Mariah Carey and Courtney Love Hang Out…
GO

Dog Loves Watching World Cup
GO

Ana Braga in a Thong Bikini
GO

Taylor Swift Hot Body
GO

Sophia Bush in Tight Pants…
GO

Jenni Burns Naked in Stripped
GO

Girls You Will Like
GO

Cliff Diver VS Great White…
GO

Lauren Bedford is a Model in Lingerie
GO

I Want To Finger Miley’s Asshole
GO

Paris Hilton’s Car is Hilarious
GO

Heidi Klum and Seal Might Get Back together.
GO

Ridiculous Picture of Azealia Banks
GO

Brad Pitt May Be George Clooney’s Best Man
GO

Lady Gaga Pantsless
GO

Titty Bounce GIFS
GO

11 Hottest Teachers Caught Banging Students
GO

Some Amazing Elementary School Art…
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
================

Funny Hidden Cam Video
GO

Lesbians of the Day
GO

Girls Rubbing Boobs Together
GO

Anissa an Her Big TIts
GO

Find Cougars To Fuck!
GO

Naked in Public
GO

Filling Up her pantyhose in a Horrible Way
GO

More Naked in Public
GO

Naked on the BEach
GO

CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
GO

When granny porn and lesbian porn meet, horrible things happen…
GO

Asian Hidden Camera of the Day
GO

================

Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Jun

Katy Perry Eyebrows of the Day

Here are some weird fucking Katy Perry bleached eyebrows to haunt your fucking dreams tonight…and it is a solid distraction from her dumpy lower body…it’s like the tits of her face….

Posted in:Katy Perry|LOLZ

2014

19

Jun

Elvis’ Granddaughter and Cara Delevingne of the Day

I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians..

They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally..

I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right?

I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever…

What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Riley Keough

2014

19

Jun

Taylor Swift Shows Her Belly of the Day

Taylor Swift has such a solid scam going for her…she has figured out that her image is all based on how you spin it…

To some girls, sleeping around, dabbling in lesbianism, having at least 4 public boyfriends a year, some of whom are 10 years older than you…would be anti-christian, sinning, slutty, disgusting…whatever…

But to Taylor Swift spun it for everyone to feel sorry for her, making her the hero, and is now a girl worth over 100,000,000 dollars…who like other people who are worth that much are are likely horrible self involved, indulgent people, but instead of being hated for all the sex she’s had…she’s loved!

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

19

Jun

50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade.

Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time…

Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body…

But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.

Posted in:Yasmin Le Bon