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2014

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It always makes me laugh when the girls I sext get mad at me for no being exclusively sexting with them, like we’re fucking married, even though we’ve never met, and I am already married, and when you are married, sexting isn’t cheating, it’s just interactive masturbation…and that’s when I say, just shut up and send me a pic of your panties…I’m talking to you.

Worldcup Mascot Gets a Bump and Grind
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So Much Ass
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Weird Twerk!
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So Many Hot Legs!
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The Best Sports GIFS of 2014
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Andrea Rincon Hot Booty in a Bikini
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Cheerleader Who Kills Majestic African Animals…What the Fuck…
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Katherine Heigl on Why She Deosnt’ Work – I Assume Cuz She’s Too BusY Eating…
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Slut of the Day!
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Jordana Brewster is Hot Enough
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Rose McGowan is Amazing
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I’ve Never Found Winona Ryder Hot…Here she is
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Nicola Peltz Harper’s Bazaar China
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Beyonce’s Vagina in Very Very Tight Panties on Stage
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The Best ‘Murica Memes
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Grab Them Perfect Titties Bitch
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Angela Zatopek in a Bikini
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10 Seconds Song does Ariana Grande Problems
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Nad Blizerian is Pretty Funny
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Amy Willerton Bikini in France…
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Kim Kardashian in Fitness Gear is Funny to Me
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J,Lo’s Ass in Jeans – Is Kinda Hot
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The Best Patriotic Cocktails
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Hot Sluts with AMerican Flags!
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Hot Mentally Ill Celebrities
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29 Celebrity Impressions
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Kendall Jenner in Short Shorts
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Taylor Swift’s Got Legs!
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Funny Questions at VH1’s Robin Thicke Q&A
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Kate Moss Pokies in a Bikini…
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Not Wearing a Wedding Ring…Why Because Her Husband Fucks Trannies
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The BEst Hobby Lobby Reactions
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Spiderman Statue With Boner Removed from Playground
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Justin Beiber Eats Shit Roller Skating
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The Best Classic Bombshells
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Youtube Duet Does The Beatles
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One Of The Uglier Hollywood Celebrities
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Some Celeb Hook-Ups THese Celebs Would Like to Forget
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Gabriela Rabelo is a Lingerie Model of the Day
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Irina Shayk at Some Event – Boring
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Greek Celeb Half Naked Getting Out of the Pool
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Sharon Stone – Craddle Robber and Other Pics
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Lohan Sued Grand Theft Auto
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Kelly Brook Dumpy Ass in a Booty
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Woman and Her Dick Shaped Balloon!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Threesome in the Sauna
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Some Chick’s Sideboob
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Hot Blonde Strip!
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Get Boners…
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Sexy Blonde in Nothing but Body Paint
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Public Nudity of the Day
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Redhead Figners
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Hot as Fuck Video Video of the Day
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Weird Public Sex….
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Girls Teach YOu To Make Girls Squirt
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The Fat Lady Losing It on the Train
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Just a Hot Masturbating Redhead Taking a Piss
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Cool Shirts Bro!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Jul

Is the Lily Allen Pussy Flash Real…of the Day

I guess the better question is why would you want to debate if this is real or not, why would you want to see mom of two, miscarriage/abortion of one vagina, 10 years too late…or right…cuz vagina’s are always fun to look at no matter how mangled they are….

I call fake…but still had to post it….because that’s what I do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Bikini Pics of the Day

Lana Del Ray is in a bikini on her latest vacation in Italy…when she really shouldn’t be.

I am all for big women to have the right to be half naked when enjoying the summer pool after trolling the world into thinking she is a talent because her songs are all awesome, no thanks to her, it’s all computer…

I am just not into big women who make money being public figures being big, and if they are, they should dress accordingly, like in a sweat suit, because no one needs to see this shit..

She can afford a chef and trainer…and drugs…this here is just straight up laziness.

The good news is, I’ve never found her hot, so fat or not, I am equally not excited nor inspired by this…

She has a lyric “Kiss me hard before you go”…I assume she’s talking about cake…to emotionally eat her sadness…but I could be wrong, I’ve been wrong before…at least once I can think of….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Her boyfriend is photographer and music video director Francesco Carrozzini, who shot THESE KEITH RICHARD PICS I LOVE ….and A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL SHIT and apparently, he likes fat chicks, like most italian men on the cusp of gay.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2014

02

Jul

Hailey Clauson for Flaunt of the Day

HAILEY CLAUSON is one of the amazing new instagram, hipster type models, who really isn’t all that new, but who has been around since she was 16, when she sued Urban Outfitters for taking slutty pics of her, in what I think was obviously a cash grab for her stage parents…

She’s been getting a lot of work lately, and I like what she’s doing, I figure she is a good reminder that there will forever be new young girls to take attention from the old played out girls..and that makes me happy…

This shoot, with her naked and showing nipples is by a photographer named YU TSAI and he did this for FLAUNT MAGAZINE’S latest issue…and they are pretty fucking hot…good job.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

02

Jul

How About a Little Lohan Nipple for Old Times of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is walking around in some light fabric dress with no bra, because that’s the whole point of breast implants, but more importantly, this isn’t her first rodeo, she’s been in the game since she was a kid, she knows exactly what steps to take and not to take to get in with the media…I mean she’s fucked up a few times along the way…because she’s a self absorbed brat with “addiction issues”…which is code for brat…who decided to self destruct as some kind of tantrum because she couldn’t deal with life because she is a brat.

If you know what I mean….and that is that she’s a brat…who had it all, still has a hell of a lot, and self destructed…

But at least her nipple has lived through the war she’s been having with herself…she didn’t cut that fuck off….yet.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson is was in A BIKINI YESTERDAY and is still in Hawaii in a bikini today…on vacation…because her life is pretty rough having everything given to her, handled for her by her handlers and assistants, all while getting overpaid to be on some shitty show that is popular with the kids, which isn’t saying much because kids are dumb as fuck…you know it’s just exhausting to sit back as a lazy slop and not so much as life a finger, except when it’s to shovel food down her dumpy face…at least that’s what these pics are telling me…and I’m listening…because that’s what happens when you lose your fucking mind after realizing you’re in your 40s posting on some 22 year old slut in a bikini…

What’s wrong with me, why am I not in Hawaii fucking fat polynesian bitches for some SPAM…where did it all go wrong…I blame you.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Bikinis of the Day

Young “models” who are actually just rich kids who know how to use Instagram or more importantly on a reality show because her mom knows how to use TV producers.…Kendall Jenner, daughter of Satan….and her “frenemy” Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Steven Baldwin, the religious and weird one no one cares about, who was once Barney Rubble in the live action Flintstones, and I guess some South American wife he abducted with his semen on one of his benders…..were in bikinis and they called the paparazzi…

People may have cared, perverts may like looking at these pics, I think it’s just a sign of how fucked up our world is, and how priorities are totally out of wack…I mean in my generation girls filmed sex tapes for hits…not this low level bikini shit…this isn’t scandal, it’s not even interesting, it’s just a waste of resources on all fronts..

If there’s no lesbian vagina grinding in these bikinis, I don’t see much point. But then again, I don’t see much point in anything…but then again – hot young ass is hot young ass…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Kendall Jenner

2014

02

Jul

Rachael Robinson Titties for Riven Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Rachael Robinson is, but apparently she’s a titty for fashion model, at least when showing her titties is for some obscure magazine you’ve never heard of, because as we know, when you put magazine in your name, people take you seriously, and by people I mean hot little aspiring models, willing to get topless to get some press..

I am a fan of that logic. Here are the pics.

Posted in:Rachael Robinson

2014

02

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Samsung of the Day

Samsung should be paying me for promoting this campaign staring the mother of a half black baby or two that she made in the VIP room at a rave or super-club in Vegas with the DJ, because everyone knows the EDM DJ is the most important, overpaid, specimen of man, who has been clever enough to fuck the system on little to no talent because that’s just the world we live in…brain wash the retard college kids with Ecstasy and Robotic sounds that penetrate their brains..

But Samsung isn’t paying me, so I get to rip into this shitty campaign staring a pregnant with her second interracial in a bikini in the pool, strategically cropping out her body, because she’s pregnant, even though she is only around because of her body…

It’s fucking Samsung, they have money, they could have booked any non-pregnant model and at least shown some ass cheek…

If she’s in a fucking pool, in a bikini, you gotta deliver that bikini, otherwise put her in a fucking snowsuit. You fools.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

02

Jul

A Day in the Life of Candice Swanepoel of the Day

Here is a video proving that just because she’s a model, does not mean she’s interesting, has anything important to say, or that she leads a fun life…

But in Candice Swanepoel’s defence, I stopped watching in the first 10 seconds, I have better shit to do with my time…but luckily you don’t….

She’s got a hot accent, her dairy farm that expiated black workers for generations bit was a little heavy, and the fact she’s not half naked a total misuse of her talent…

But I support her body…in spirt not financially like her Victoria’s Secret bra…so here is a horrible day in the life with her…

Here are the pics from this failed campaign:

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel